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With respect to more liberal replay (up to and including unlimited), I assume we are all in agreement that a character should still be restricted from having the same chronicle applied more than once. The difference being player replay vs character replay. The latter should be a hard 'no'.

But you see, I was thinking, know what I mean? About taking a side trip to Kaer Maga and looking around for another special cookie... know what I mean? You wouldn't want your favorite real estate agent <nudge nudge> know what I mean? To go without his special cookie... would you?

Um... no?

Eh, not my fault... know what I mean?

Vendel Naughton wrote:

andreww wrote:

Tallow wrote:

how do you put that armor on Flutter? I find that my two humps don't help me put barding on all by myself.

Pathfinders come in groups.

I'm not dressing that stinky animal! Know what I mean!?

No? What do you mean?

I explained it afore Ifran, know what I mean?

Tallow wrote:

how do you put that armor on Flutter? I find that my two humps don't help me put barding on all by myself.

Pathfinders come in groups.

I'm not dressing that stinky animal! Know what I mean!?

Paying too much attention to the election tonight. I'll address all of this tomorrow.

If anyone buys any property vanities, they are 1 PP cheaper, cause Vendel can be your realtor.

724-4

Slight of Hand: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (7) + 17 = 24

Add +4 if anyone buys property.

EDIT: Reroll

Slight of Hand (5 stars): 1d20 + 17 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 17 + 5 = 23

<eyeroll> good grief, more natural ones than ever!

Vendel double moves and tries to hide in the trees.

Stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (6) + 21 = 27

Vendel will begin sneaking around behind some of the other men, burrowing when necessary.

Stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (12) + 21 = 33

Can never be too careful, I think I'll go act as insurance, if you know what I mean.

Vendel, dramatically and unknowingly comically mimics Magnus obliterating the dragons into Draconic paste, "He slashed an eviscerated in a bone splintering barrage of holy rage. The chaos of it was truly beautiful, if you know what I mean."

Sense Motive: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

"Of course we did Nashota! We destroyed her in her roost and left all her minions body parts scattered around the frozen cliff as a warning, if you know what I mean."

Has Vendel had his deafness resolved yet?

Vendel, his flaming hair flickering wildly in the winds far above the ground, slices precisely at the crazy blind beast.

Fly (hover): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30

Heartseeker #1a (cold iron, flank, haste): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 28
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (1, 4) = 23

Heartseeker #1a-haste (cold iron, flank, haste): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 40
Damage #1a-haste: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (5, 6) = 29

Ghost Touch #1b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 29
Damage #1b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + (1, 4) = 24

Heartseeker #2a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 28
Damage #2a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + (3, 2) = 24

Ghost Touch #2b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 18
Damage #2b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + (5, 1) = 25

"Watch out Magnus, you buffoon! Yer gonna hit me, if you know what I mean?"

AC is now 30

Vendel charges the crazy looking creature in the sky, "You will die stupid beast, cause I don't know what you are, know what I mean!"

180 feet of fly on a charge should be more than enough to get to the creature and acrobatics to avoid an AoO

Acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24

And slices his cold iron fan at the beast.

Heartseeker (haste, charging): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 17 + 1 + 2 = 21

Good Lord, I have rolled more natural 1's in this adventure!

Vendel pulls and drinks his fly potion.

"Sure glad we had other sources of fly earlier, if you know what ean."

I'm good with an optional

Vendel flies over to the Harpy Queen and slices his mithral fan at her cloaca!

Mithral Fan (haste, good hope): 1d20 + 16 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 + 1 = 20

and he misses horribly!

Vendel moves over around behind Blue, taking the scenic route so as not to provoke any attacks. He then readies an attack for if Tink flanks with him.

I indicated what Vendel's action would be after the delay above. As a recap, he moved up and readied to attack should an enemy come near him.

Vendel delays, waiting for someone to cast haste. Regardless whether anyone casts haste, he will take his turn after both Masafusa and Pai have gone. Vendel moves up 60 feet toward Red Harpy and readies an attack: If any enemy advances right up to him, he will attack them. He will also try to bluff the enemies that he is not deaf.

Bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

way back machine...

Vendel doesn't wake up that morning until someone shakes him, because Grigori was a bit early on deafening him. But that's ok, Vendel was up and marching behind his teammates as they left the centaur camp.

Grumbling the entire way, because he literally couldn't hear anything anyone was saying, "He coulda waited until we got to the lair, but noooo, he had to cast it before I'd even woken up this morning! Now I can't hear the marching song and I'm getting tired, and this sucks. At least he's using his wand, but I hate feeling tired. Its like I didn't sleep at all..." And on, and on and on, know what I mean?

Vendel looks up at the cliff, and begins to test the climb to see just how difficult it might be.

Climb: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27\

Vendel looks back at his team and says, he hopes quietly, "So I think I can climb this, I also have a potion of fly if anyone needs it. I think we should get as many people flying as we can or perhaps we could buff up first before we go up. That might be a good idea. What do you guys think?"

He looks at his team expectantly, not realizing that they'd all just said everything he did.

After the Channel, Vendel is still Dame he'd by 48 hit points.

"Hey Magnus, yer an upstanding guy, if you know what I mean. My business enterprises always pay der taxes, if you know what I mean. I tink I can slip a little extra in da charity bowl, if you know what I mean." And Vendel winks knowingly at Magnus.

Magnus, we are resting overnight, so no need to save charges or uses for later.

"Anyone have a way to deafening me? If we go after da Harpy, I doan wanna get squigglied again, if you know what I mean."

"Hey, could someone help me out with some healing? I got minotaur axe holes in my chest here, know what I mean?"

Vendel, flames coursing across his face in a hungry rage, slices his fans into the prone Red Babau!

Heartseeker #1a (cold iron, flank, haste): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 22
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (3, 5) = 26
Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33

Heartseeker #1a haste (cold iron, flank, haste): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 34
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 + (5, 6) = 31
Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27

Ghost Touch #1b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 23
Damage #1b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 1 + (5, 2) = 28
Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22

Heartseeker #2a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 30
Damage #2a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + (3, 4) = 26
Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25

Ghost Touch #2b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 12 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 24
Damage #2b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 1 + (2, 1) = 24
Reflex: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17

AC is now 28, HP are now 111 with 70 damage

Vendel, flames coursing across his face in a hungry rage, races over to flank with Tink and slices the blue Babau in the kidneys!

Heartseeker #1a (cold iron, flank,haste): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 17 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 24
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (1, 4) = 23

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19

"Thanks Pai, just I'm afraid of dat slime an my mithral fan is stronger, know what I mean!"

AC is now 26, HP are now 111 with 70 damage

Vendel slices at the prone Red Babau.

AoO (silver, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 17 + 2 = 30
Damage: 1d4 + 16 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 16 + (1, 6) = 27

Vendel forward rolls and springs into a spread eagled leap before he back-handsprings into flank on the Red Babau.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24

And slices at the demon's slimy throat with his mithral fan.

Attack: 1d20 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 17 + 2 = 32
Damage: 1d4 + 16 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + (5, 3) = 26

"Tink, let's Tunk dis guy, know what I mean?!"

Vendel looks at Tink, extremely pale with a few rents in his torso, "If we don't take this thing down right now, I fear I'll meet Pharasma in the boneyard, know what I mean?"

AoO (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 2 = 37
Damage: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + (4, 3) = 26

Vendel blanches as the Minotaur's axe cleaves into his flesh, the pain searing deeply, but flames spring into his eyes and play across his face as he accepts Grigori's rage.

Heartseeker #1a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 17 + 1 + 2 = 27
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 + (5, 1) = 26

Ghost Touch #1b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 17 + 1 + 2 = 25
Damage #1b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 + (4, 1) = 25

Heartseeker #2a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 12 + 1 + 2 = 27
Damage #2a: 1d4 + 18 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 18 + 1 + (4, 1) = 26

Ghost Touch #2b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 12 + 1 + 2 = 32
Damage #2b: 1d4 + 18 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 18 + 1 + (2, 2) = 27

"You'll have ta do better dan dat, know what I mean!"

AC is now 28, HP are now 111 with 70 damage

Vendel 5-foot steps into flank with the minotaur and full attacks, slicing and dicing with his two fighting fans. The ghost touch mithral fighting fan slices for the eyes while the heartseeker cold iron fighting fan rips at the groin of the vile beast.

Forgot the minotaur would to save vs. Poison on the surprise attack

forgot to uncheck good hope and inspired rage, so -2 to hit and damage on surprise round.

Heartseeker #1a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 17 + 1 + 2 = 36
Damage #1a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (2, 5) = 25

Ghost Touch #1b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 17 + 1 + 2 = 31
Damage #1b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 1 + (3, 1) = 22

Heartseeker #2a (cold iron, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 12 + 1 + 2 = 19
Damage #2a: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 1 + (5, 1) = 27

Ghost Touch #2b (silver, flank): 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 12 + 1 + 2 = 19
Damage #2b: 1d4 + 16 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 1 + (6, 1) = 28

Vendel insults the Minotaur, "Take that you vile beast, if you know what I mean!"

AC is now 29

Stealth: 1d20 + 21 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 21 + 1 = 41
Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19

Vendel whispers through the message to Masafusa.

And then Vendel begins burrowing under the minotaurs and leaps up to surprise the main guy.

Surprise Attack w/ Heartseeker Cold Iron Fighting Fan: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 18 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 18 + (3, 6) = 31

EDIT: If this is worked stone, I don't believe he can actually burrow. But he can stealth around the outside of the room behind the statues and pillars in the same amount of time and end in the same location to attack.

If any of the party members has message is it safe to assume they used it before Vendel went off on his own?

Knowledge (dungeoneering): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Vendel kicks around some of the ash, "I do know what you mean Pai! I'm glad yer learnin ta talk right!"

Then he looks serious a moment, "So guys, I'm a bit sneaky, and can burrow, so what say once we find this Chief Firehorn's lair, that I scout it out before we all just barge in, know what I mean?"

So does Vendel in fact.

Vendel shouts, "I got this, know what I mean!" And burrows 10-feet under the column and tries to be stealthy as he puts his hands and face above ground and produces a burning hands effect.

Fast Stealth: 1d20 + 23 - 10 ⇒ (18) + 23 - 10 = 31

Fire Damage: 5d4 ⇒ (3, 3, 4, 4, 1) = 15

I don't think he gets the AoO anymore since the Red Minotaur went down and he's no longer adjacent to any of them?

Accepts Rage Song

Activates Piranha Strike

Vendel 5-foot steps into the stinking cloud, holding his breath.

34 of 36 Rounds of Breath left

Vendel sneak attacks Black while flanking with Magnus, "Thanks for helping my precision Magnus! Know what I mean?!" And Vendel winks, knowingly at Magnus.

Heartseeker Attack #1(no concealment applies if Minotaur has a heart that beats): 1d20 + 19 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 19 + 2 = 28
Damage + Sneak Attack: 1d4 + 18 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 18 + (4, 1) = 27

Heartseeker Attack #2: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 14 + 2 = 25
Damage + Sneak Attack: 1d4 + 18 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 18 + (4, 2) = 28

Ghost Touch Attack #1: 1d20 + 19 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 19 + 2 = 30
20% Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 36
Damage + Sneak Attack: 1d4 + 15 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 15 + (5, 2) = 26
Save vs Giant Scorpion Poison: DC 17 Fortitude
Str Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Ghost Touch Attack #2: 1d20 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 14 + 2 = 19
20% Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 55
Damage + Sneak Attack: 1d4 + 15 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 15 + (6, 1) = 25

Just got home, will post in the morning.

Vendel double moves up to the Minotaur.

"Hey, leave those centaurs alone! If you know what I mean!" And thinks for a moment, "Shut up Magnus, I know you don't!"

"Its ok Pai, I run with a tough crowd, if you know what I mean, so nothing you say will hurt my feelings."

Vendel looks at Pai, "Yer lookin a bit pale, if you know what I mean?"

Knowledge (dungeoneering) to Aid: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

"Got nothing, sorry Pai, know what I mean? Magnus, it's just a saying, know what I mean?"

Vendel nods to Grigori and begins looking around the mine entrance for any traps.

"You do realize I'm not dat kind a rogue, right? Know what I mean?"

Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17

Vendel delays, as he doesn't want to waste his potion of fly when Magnus has this pretty well covered.

well I can do daytime ones, just it will be from my phone, which means I probably won't be posting real long or RPy ones.

Wait pretty singer, don't fly away, I will follow you, know what I mean?!

"...know what I mean?!

Vendel prepares to leap off the tower...

Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

...and resists the urge to do so. He runs down the stairs of the tower to get at the Harpy near the ground.

Vendel moves up to the tower as quickly as he can.

If there is a door in the tower, and its shut, he is already into a double movement so will stop at the door.

If there is an open door, he will move into the tower: If there is a way to go up, he will use it for 10 more feet. Otherwise he will try to climb the inner wall of the tower.

If there is no door, he will try to climb the outside of the tower.

Climb: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

"Ooh! Pretty music, know what I mean?"

Vendel looks at Grigori, "I told you so, know what I mean?"

Then redirecting his attention to the centaur, "Do you have a map of da region so's we can best plan ta quickly dispatch yer enemies, know what I mean?"

Vendel sneers.

I hate meat heads. If thier creative mind is so feeble that they can't see what a body would have looked like rather than just a plant... perhaps he'd like to stand in for the ficus, know what I mean?

And audibly sighs.

Alas, no, we have a mission and must cooperate. I shall leave the slicing and dicing to the enemy.

"I tink ya missed my point, Grigori, know what I mean?"

Vendel steps back forward, "Pai, that may be well and good, but we don't know the layout of the land yet, if you know what I mean. One place may be on the way to another, if you know what I mean."

And in shock at Grigori, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you trying to piss her off?!"

Vendel looks pensive for a moment, "Anyone know when dis Ruby Phoenix tournament starts? I don't, but I'm tinking dat we are on a tight time schedule, if you know what I mean. And were Nashota to take a whole month, she'd miss da tournament entirely, dus completely negating da reason the Decemvirate would need her ta travel ta it, know what I mean?"

Then he slinks back behind the better spoken of the group, "Someone else speak sense please, know what I mean?"

As Vendel gets done displaying his fighting prowess on a ficus in the corner, he exclaims, "It's about time, if you know what I mean."

Primary Fighting Fan: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21
Secondary Fighting Fan: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (1) + 19 = 20
Primary Fighting Fan: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (10) + 14 = 24
Secondary Fighting Fan: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29

Combined Damage: 3d10 + 30 + 6d6 ⇒ (9, 9, 7) + 30 + (4, 5, 6, 3, 2, 5) = 80

From everyone's memory of what just happened to the ficus

Vendel flourishes with his fighting fans, slashing and slicing, as leaves go flying, "An I hit them here ta break their spleen, an over here ta burst their eyeballs, if you know what I mean."

Knowledge (history): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Knowledge (local): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

"I tink this might have somethin ta do with the Ruby Phoenix Tournament!"