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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{lights up celebratory cigar...}

<WOOOMPF!> {...and bursts into flame}

*sigh*

Good thing I went out and got more Bactine.

*leaves thread*

*returns with forklift and full pallet*

EDIT: Oh, and can someone put Hunt out?

{nods, shuffles over, uses broom to push flaming Hunt out the door}

{continues to quietly sweep up messes}

{breathlessly sighs, starts sharpening Sweeney Vid's autographed "Jack Torrance Special" axe}

{looks around at all the dripping wet possessions} All succubuses say they want more power. Surely, Mistress wanted more power too. How was I supposed to know that trying to surprise her by re-routing a small river through here to generate hydroelectric power would go so badly wrong?

{starts wringing out Mistress's clothing & hanging it up to dry} Hopefully this'll all be dry before she gets home.

I'm gonna blame it on MP just to be safe.

{sniffs Hunt's noggin hopefully... sadly detects no brains } Mrgh.

{goes back to using shop vac to suck up water}

Brainssssss...

{shuffles slowly across the floor sweeping up dirt}

Mrgh?