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34 posts. Alias of Studpuffin.


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Mwaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Next time Gadget! NEXT TIME!!

*shakes fist*


Nekkid C.H.A.O.S.!!!


Next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!


Jess Door wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Roger's suspicions that Jessica was having an affair with Marvin proved groundless, although the revelation didn't help him during his run-in with the legal establishment. Meanwhile, Eddie and Dolores were busily planning there return trip to Catalina, not realizing that they would soon be on the run from a corrupt judge carrying out his own insidious agenda. And, across town, several weasily characters were attempting to....No, wait! That's my soap opera!
What?!? Wait, what did you hear about Marvin and I?!? Roger doesn't believe it anymore? Well, that's a relief!

Yes, OUR secret is safe! Mwahahahahahahaha!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Dear Greenman,

I started watering my plants with coffee, wine, and good ale. But instead of starting to talk about gaming and philosophy, they cussed for a day or two, then turned brown and crispy. What did I do wrong?

A Fan

Dear Fan,

I think I see your problem. You indeed had awakened plants, but they were not native to Faerie -- they were merely awakened plants. Your hopes could never be fulfilled by such mundane creatures, and your quality gifts, which would have nourished fey plants, alas, were their demise.

Better Luck in the Future,
The Greenman

Soon my army of cursing plant people will spread the cause of C.H.A.O.S.

Mwaha-muwahahahahahahahahaha!


Jack the Stripper wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

wanders in to check out the new digs

G'morning, folks. I missed the strippers? Harumph!

You rang?

*hides bloody knife*

Now that we're secure in our new operational headquarters, somebody make sure to check Mr. Grumpy's litter box! I really need that plutonium back!

Muhuhuh muhwahahahahaaaaaahahahaha!


Who wants me to push this button? I've got a good feeling about my prediction...


Is it just me, or does that get anyone else hot. Whew!


yellowdingo wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
Hmm...I just took a calculator to this list and its comes to $3205.09 so a good 40% of the taxes go to other things (I guess thats what they meant by selected items). Thats unfortunate as I thought it was comprehensive - but I note that I don't see the justice department on the list or federal prisons. So its a partial list.
The remaining $2000 goes to Black Ops, and spying on you.

Actually, it goes to *ME*!

Mwaha-mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
a strawberry shortcake mini.
Worst D&D mini ever.

SP, follow me here- SCRATCH N' SNIFF MINIS.

Millionaires.

We are all officially now millionaires.

Well, I am. I hereby copyright this post. All that money is MINE now, y'hear!

It's too bad I already filed the paper work on the sniff part of that. You can scratch your mini's all you'd like though.

Mwahahahaha!


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S. wrote:

Who wants a treat?

Sit, Lay down, and roll over!

*Passes out $20 to all poodles that comply*

Now go forth and destroy!

Mwaha-MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is the $20 in nickels? Those are the yummiest!

Store credit only!

Mwahahahahaha!


Who wants a treat?

Sit, Lay down, and roll over!

*Passes out $20 to all poodles that comply*

Now go forth and destroy!

Mwaha-MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


We've gone over three hours without talking about how much better wizards are than every other class...

Please, discuss.

Mwaha Mwahahahahahahahahaha!


Crimson Jester wrote:
I know what lets make another thread about alignment.... this one to add more alignments to the mix. Let the nerd-rage begin!

Yes... YES... YES... YES!

CJ: Rogue Lord, welcome to the team!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Please tell me I am not the one who broke Ambrosia.......

Ambrosia is not broken!

Let the chaos flow.

Muhu...muhuhahahahahahahahahaha!

Next time Gadget! NEXT TIME!


Jackov Smirnoff wrote:
I can't say it.

DO EET!


Yes Treppa, spread C.H.A.O.S.!

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!


Potato Slaad wrote:
GO TEAM CHAOS?

Yes, YESSSSSSSS!


Threadjack Gestapo wrote:
Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
When it leaves the planet entirely, please remember it's not part of the marshmallow-capitalist agenda.
Can we blame you anyway?

It was part of my plans all along for you to blame the Marshmallows! Muhuhwahahahahahahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.

*cough*

*cough*

ha.


Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread is treasonous.

Yes, YES!

Spread this message, go forth and spread the will of C.H.A.O.S.!

Muhuhahahahahahaha!


Celestial Healer wrote:
This day just won't end.

Then would you like to fund my plan to destroy the sun and bring day to end forever?

Mwahahahahaha!


Sharoth wrote:
All caught up with the 700+ posts that I had missed. Have a good night everyone.

You missed one. Now you'll have to recheck all of them!

Muhuhahahahaha!


Next time Gadget, NEXT TIME!


Yes, eat... EAT!

My nefarious plan is coming to fruition!


Treppa wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!
Check under the fridge!!!
You know...I checked IN the fridge...but give me a sec....I'll go check.
Maybe one of the kids put 'em in the Xbox.

Yes, you'll want to void that warranty in order to make sure as well!

Mwahahahaha.


I now post so that I may see the chaos this thread is enduring!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Yes, YES!

Spread chaos through out this thread!

Muhahahaha.


Treppa wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:
There are probably worse fates than being stranded in Paris for an extra week, but I can't think of any.
For me it would be stuck with the in-laws for a week without my PS3 to vent my murderous rages.
I'd like to have a solid day and night of mayhem on the X-box. It's been a while.

Muhahahahaha

You have SD to work on!

*cracks whip*


Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

PEOPLE -- It's "You're Welcome". [/rant]

Grrrrrr.

????
In an email from the CEO's secretary.

I'm sure you realize how much higher her salary is than yours, right?

And interesting that religion is not the way to your hot button, but grammar is. Strunk & White vs the Bible? Who wins, Moff?

** spoiler omitted **

MUHAHAHAHA!


Snöôplatini! wrote:
eats a shark

You just ate the shark I was mounting a laser on. Curse you Snooplatini!

*shakes fist*


Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:
Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S]You know, you could just stay in Italy. It's gorgeous there, you're learning Italian, and your partner has interests there too. Why come back? Your fawtl family is online, so there's nothing to lose.
[QUOTE="Celestial Healer wrote:
You're a bad influence.
Italians love and appreciate opera.

Treppa, your reward for diligent service in the name of C.H.A.O.S. is to choose any color popsicle you'd like from the freezer... even the Grape and Cherry ones.

Muhahahahahahahahaha!


Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:
The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S. wrote:

Treppa, I command you to commit hijinks in the name of C.H.A.O.S.

Make more evil suggestions to CH!

Muhahahahahahahaha!

Respectfully, Lord of Randomness, we're not actually evil.

What... ever.


Treppa, I command you to commit hijinks in the name of C.H.A.O.S.

Make more evil suggestions to CH!

Muhahahahahahahaha!