Running for Mayor of Darwin? What's YOUR Platform?


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A wallaby in every pot.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
A wallaby in every pot.

A baby in every dingo.


A shrimp on every barbie.


Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.


Humping.


I'll restart the Edition Warz! Epic Battles of No Consequence For Everyone!!!!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the only place a bear on a unicycle can be elected for anything is Russia.


A pot of dingo baby-puke for every wallaby!!!


Prince That Howls wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the only place a bear on a unicycle can be elected for anything is Russia.

In mother Russia, Bear selects you.


Prince That Howls wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the only place a bear on a unicycle can be elected for anything is Russia.

We don't elect in Russia, we have coups or rewrite the constitution so that we get to become prime minister... duh!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Prince That Howls wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the only place a bear on a unicycle can be elected for anything is Russia.
We don't elect in Russia, we have coups or rewrite the constitution so that we get to become prime minister... duh!

Coup is such an ugly word. I thought you people liked to say 'revolution', because of course the only reason you are in charge is by the demand of the people.


Prince That Howls wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Prince That Howls wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:

Evolution for everyone!

... wait, wrong Darwin.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the only place a bear on a unicycle can be elected for anything is Russia.
We don't elect in Russia, we have coups or rewrite the constitution so that we get to become prime minister... duh!
Coup is such an ugly word. I thought you people liked to say 'revolution', because of course the only reason you are in charge is by the demand of the people.

Revolution is so Red October... sheesh!


How about a Bullshark in every river?


Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.


Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.

Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.
Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?

Hate tah break it to ya....don't think cher indeegeniuous in Darwin.

Koalas, on the other hand .... tons of them fraggers.

Liberty's Edge

Is Yellowdingo running for office again? Good luck 'dingo!


I don't got to be an actual Astralian citicin, do I?
Damn birther's.


Two Sheilas for every Bruce.

The Exchange

why not just install a paramilitary governing body and shoot anyone who does not agree with you. :D


Whos needs ah military junta when I got ah nasty left hook? I've dropped a bunch a yunggens in my days. Pull up dem pants, willya!


Epic Beard Man wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.
Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?

Hate tah break it to ya....don't think cher indeegeniuous in Darwin.

Koalas, on the other hand .... tons of them fraggers.

Are you an aborigine? If not, your claim is as good as mine.

*begins picking through a dumpster behind the fish market*


My first order of bizness will be to make pubic transplation safe for honest working folt.


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.
Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?

NAD ill take care of them dropbears.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.
Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?
NAD ill take care of them dropbears.

*races through the thread, chased by a horde of dropbears*

Aiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


*pop pop pop* goes da weasal


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
Beer. Beards. And Biatches. But mostly beer. And beards. And biatches.
Why no Beer, Bears, Beards, and Biatches?
NAD ill take care of them dropbears.

*races through the thread, chased by a horde of dropbears*

Aiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

{watches panicky bear chased by ravenous crawling eucalyptus-eating Death}


I'll square that s&!% away like Raygon freeing hostesses just by being sworn at into orifice.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
My first order of bizness will be to make pubic transplation safe for honest working folt.

I approvah of dis! Git dem yung whippersnappers off mah bus.


You got no job ya geezer! Otherin taunting poor drunks into getting a beatdown!!!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
You got no job ya geezer! Otherin taunting poor drunks into getting a beatdown!!!

I gots to excel at somethin' and thats deliverin' a punk-ass beatdown.


You see the interview where he pretended to eat Ed Gien's fingers?
I think.....I believe him.

The Exchange

Mothman wrote:
Is Yellowdingo running for office again? Good luck 'dingo!

No I'm not...why? should I?

Human Rights didnt go down well with voters...Perhaps if I...no they did that in '84... what about?...not that one. I'll get back to you.

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I don't got to be an actual Astralian citicin, do I?

Damn birther's.

No. We have some American Sheila in Government in NSW. The Old Premier got bounced for (who the heck knows - I blinked and missed it) and there was some kind of coup where a Yank became Premier of New South Wales.


How bout leperchauns.

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
How bout leperchauns.

Sorry Dude...but they have a minimum height limit for this ride. Can you fake 5'6 and bald? You might be able to pass yourself off as an Ex PM.

Hmmm...You might want to consider your policy Platform. As mayor of Darwin - Alcoholism has become a political football lately. :) I only wanted to ban the Sale of booze - not the homebrewing.


Make hump, not political mud slinging.

Sovereign Court

yellowdingo wrote:
I only wanted to ban the Sale of booze - not the homebrewing.

HAHAHAHAHA! No wonder you lost...

Silver Crusade

String Theory invalidates politics. This thread is treasonous.

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
String Theory invalidates politics. This thread is treasonous.

Brane theory invalidates string theory.

Sovereign Court

Crimson Jester wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
String Theory invalidates politics. This thread is treasonous.
Brane theory invalidates string theory.

Jack theory invalidates all theories.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack theory invalidates all theories.

...including itself.


Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread is treasonous.

Yes, YES!

Spread this message, go forth and spread the will of C.H.A.O.S.!

Muhuhahahahahahaha!

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack theory invalidates all theories.
...including itself.

So what we are back to square one?!?!?


Um, no. Since it invalidates itself, its invalidation of all other theories is invalidated.

Come on now, CJ, this isn't rocket science.


CourtFool wrote:

Um, no. Since it invalidates itself, its invalidation of all other theories is invalidated.

Come on now, CJ, this isn't rocket science.

Rocket science has been invalidated by sling-shot theory.


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Um, no. Since it invalidates itself, its invalidation of all other theories is invalidated.

Come on now, CJ, this isn't rocket science.

Rocket science has been invalidated by sling-shot theory.

Well, sling-shot theory is invalidated by catapult theory!


Oh yeah! Well, catapult theory is invalidated by rocket science, so there!

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:

Um, no. Since it invalidates itself, its invalidation of all other theories is invalidated.

Come on now, CJ, this isn't rocket science.

Thats more simple.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Thats more simple.

Do you still need the graph?

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