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Surly Troglodytes's page

18 posts. Alias of Callous Jack.


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I have undead apathy.


Darth Knight wrote:
I feel a strange disturbance....as if someone farted.

It was probably Mairkurion.


A Miley Cyrus concert!
Where?


Garydee wrote:
I must fight the urge to troll in the Arizona thread. It's so damn tempting.

Do it! You know you want to...


I love the smell of GitP in the morning, it smells like victory.


Studpuffin wrote:
Ruffled Feathers wrote:
I'm not even angry.
You tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire.

Mmmmmm...barbecued crow!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Never! It's just the trogs that are surly.

Damn right, our corn flakes got mushy while you summoned us!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
appear

Yes? We were eating breakfast...


All of you shut up, I can't hear myself think!


Quiet! Some of us are trying to sleep!


Me?


Hungry Jack wrote:
Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.

Capitalistic pig~!


KILL! KILL! KILL ROBOTS!


Hssss.


Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Quiet down you little bastards!!!

Make us!


No! Don't feed them! Feed us!


Other avatars, eh...


Heathansson wrote:

Sebastian can bring his gang of surly troglodytes to the party too.

It won't dissuade me from taking the high road.
Keep my sheriff's hat white'n'shiny.

We can come? Woo hoo!

Is it alright if we bring a Green Bean Casserole?

Organized Play Characters


Khonnir
Dark Archive Ebonezer Hellfire

Male Human (Chelaxian) Warpriest/7 - Hellknight/4 (18 posts)
Shoanti
Grand Lodge Sorok Spirit Seeker

Male Human (Shoanti) Shaman (Visionary)/13 (0 posts)
Seltyiel
Silver Crusade Kain Warpesmithe

Male Half-Elf Wizard (Teleportation Subschool)/10 (0 posts)
Rogeif Yharloc
The Exchange Dundur Underbrew

Male Dwarf Monk/1 (3 posts)
Abra Lopati
Silver Crusade Trisane Imphawke

Male Human (Chelaxian) Ranger (Sable Company Marine/Urban Ranger)/3 (234 posts)
Arnistolientar Popswicker
The Exchange Atajinn Whimspeaker

Male Gnome Psychic (Amnesiac)/2 (114 posts)
Mutasafen
Liberty's Edge Raiken Steamwhip

Male Ifrit Gunslinger (Mysterious Stranger)/3 - Bard (Archaeologist)/1 (0 posts)
Ezer Hazzebaim
Scarab Sages Solomon Soulbringer

Male Human (Garundi) Cleric (Herald Caller)/8 (0 posts)
Priestess of Nethys
Sovereign Court Amika Twinsphere

Female Sylph Ninja/3 (0 posts)
Lem
The Exchange Pek Miniweathars

Male Halfling Paladin (Divine Hunter/Knight of Coins)/1 (0 posts)
Undine
The Concordance Phantis Rimewake

Male Undine Sorcerer (Wildblooded)/7; Storm Kindler/1 (0 posts)
Hakon
Sovereign Court Skar Weapintheim

Male Human (Ulfen) Fighter (Viking)/1 (0 posts)
Hommelstaub
Dark Archive Wraith Spikemane

Male Wayang Unchained Summoner/2 (0 posts)
Krun Thuul
Liberty's Edge "Grog" Thaak Primeswine

Male Half-Orc Barbarian/1 (58 posts)
The Witchdaughter's Nightmare
Scarab Sages Harmini Wakestep

Female Shabti Witch (Hex Channeler) 5 (703 posts)
Dwarf
Grand Lodge Aemin Whitespark

Male Dwarf Cleric (Forgemaster)/1 (21 posts)
Maftet
Grand Lodge Mishaki Pawntree

Female Human (Mwangi) Arcanist (Magaabyan Initiate)/1 (0 posts)
Artemis Entreri
Sovereign Court Jaime Phwain Kastner

Male Aasimar (Angelkin) Paladin (Tempered Champion)/1 (0 posts)
Miyaro
Sovereign Court Saphire Teawmink

Female Kitsune Oracle/1 (0 posts)
Ancient-Born
Dark Archive Kaan Timewhisper

Male Dhampir Spiritualist (Phantom Blade)/1 (0 posts)
Tengu
Liberty's Edge Mister Haane Pinkjaw

| HP:46/46 | AC:18, T:14, FF:14 | F:+3, R:+9, W:+4 | Init:+9 | Perception:+12 (+14 vs Traps) | CMB:+7, CMD:18 | Male Tengu | Unchained Rogue (Swordmaster) 5/VMC Wizard (Foresight Diviner) (88 posts)
Blacksmith
Wayfinders Jaharkanen Timewisp
(0 posts)

Aliases


Svirfneblin
"Wild"

Male Gnome Barbarian (Wild Rager) / 1 |♥️10/15 | AC: 16/T: 12/FF: 15 | CMB: +1, CMD: 12 | Fort: +5, Ref: +2, Will: +0 | Init: +1 | Perception: +3 | Hero Points: 1/3 (34 posts)
Golden Orb
Alabaster Familiar
(9 posts)
Hellknight
Ebonezer-23
(0 posts)
Cayden Cailean
Generic Hero
(7 posts)
Lem
Pak Miniweathers

Halfling Paladin (Divine Hunter/Knight of Coins) / 1 |♥️12/12 | AC: 19/T: 15/FF: 15 | CMB: +1, CMD: 15 | Fort: +5, Ref: +5, Will: +5 | Init: +4 | Perception: +8 (30 posts)
Griffon
Silver-beak
(2 posts)