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Pleas Vote Aberzombie - BEST UNDEAD!

I have undead apathy.
The Callous Jack Impersonater-Free Thread
Darth Knight wrote:
I feel a strange disturbance....as if someone farted.

It was probably Mairkurion.

Advanced Player's Gonzo Journalism, or Let's Read the APG

A Miley Cyrus concert!
Where?
FAWTLY TOWER IV
Garydee wrote:
I must fight the urge to troll in the Arizona thread. It's so damn tempting.

Do it! You know you want to...

The Giant in the Playground forums--discuss

I love the smell of GitP in the morning, it smells like victory.
Who wants more cake?
Studpuffin wrote:
Ruffled Feathers wrote:
I'm not even angry.
You tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire.

Mmmmmm...barbecued crow!

Top 3 Paizo monsters...
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Never! It's just the trogs that are surly.

Damn right, our corn flakes got mushy while you summoned us!

Top 3 Paizo monsters...
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
appear

Yes? We were eating breakfast...

Son of Forums is too long? Have you seen the Gish thread lately? I have lost sight of what it was trying to achieve in the first place! (or, a grognard's rant)

All of you shut up, I can't hear myself think!
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!

Quiet! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Vrock Avatar

Me?
Fun with profiles
Hungry Jack wrote:
Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.

Capitalistic pig~!

untitled

KILL! KILL! KILL ROBOTS!
My 3,000th Post!!!

Hssss.
That's it! I'm outta here!!!
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Quiet down you little bastards!!!

Make us!

Don't feed the trolls

No! Don't feed them! Feed us!
My 3,000th Post!!!

Other avatars, eh...
Feeding Trolls
Heathansson wrote:

Sebastian can bring his gang of surly troglodytes to the party too.

It won't dissuade me from taking the high road.
Keep my sheriff's hat white'n'shiny.

We can come? Woo hoo!

Is it alright if we bring a Green Bean Casserole?

Organized Play Characters

Khonnir
Dark Archive Ebonezer Hellfire
Male Human (Chelaxian) Warpriest/7 - Hellknight/4 (18 posts) 		Shoanti
Grand Lodge Sorok Spirit Seeker
Male Human (Shoanti) Shaman (Visionary)/13 (0 posts) 		Seltyiel
Silver Crusade Kain Warpesmithe
Male Half-Elf Wizard (Teleportation Subschool)/10 (0 posts) 		Rogeif Yharloc
The Exchange Dundur Underbrew
Male Dwarf Monk/1 (3 posts)
Abra Lopati
Silver Crusade Trisane Imphawke
Male Human (Chelaxian) Ranger (Sable Company Marine/Urban Ranger)/3 (234 posts) 		Arnistolientar Popswicker
The Exchange Atajinn Whimspeaker
Male Gnome Psychic (Amnesiac)/2 (114 posts) 		Mutasafen
Liberty's Edge Raiken Steamwhip
Male Ifrit Gunslinger (Mysterious Stranger)/3 - Bard (Archaeologist)/1 (0 posts) 		Ezer Hazzebaim
Scarab Sages Solomon Soulbringer
Male Human (Garundi) Cleric (Herald Caller)/8 (0 posts)
Priestess of Nethys
Sovereign Court Amika Twinsphere
Female Sylph Ninja/3 (0 posts) 		Lem
The Exchange Pek Miniweathars
Male Halfling Paladin (Divine Hunter/Knight of Coins)/1 (0 posts) 		Undine
The Concordance Phantis Rimewake
Male Undine Sorcerer (Wildblooded)/7; Storm Kindler/1 (0 posts) 		Hakon
Sovereign Court Skar Weapintheim
Male Human (Ulfen) Fighter (Viking)/1 (0 posts)
Hommelstaub
Dark Archive Wraith Spikemane
Male Wayang Unchained Summoner/2 (0 posts) 		Krun Thuul
Liberty's Edge "Grog" Thaak Primeswine
Male Half-Orc Barbarian/1 (58 posts) 		The Witchdaughter's Nightmare
Scarab Sages Harmini Wakestep
Female Shabti Witch (Hex Channeler) 5 (703 posts) 		Dwarf
Grand Lodge Aemin Whitespark
Male Dwarf Cleric (Forgemaster)/1 (21 posts)
Maftet
Grand Lodge Mishaki Pawntree
Female Human (Mwangi) Arcanist (Magaabyan Initiate)/1 (0 posts) 		Artemis Entreri
Sovereign Court Jaime Phwain Kastner
Male Aasimar (Angelkin) Paladin (Tempered Champion)/1 (0 posts) 		Miyaro
Sovereign Court Saphire Teawmink
Female Kitsune Oracle/1 (0 posts) 		Ancient-Born
Dark Archive Kaan Timewhisper
Male Dhampir Spiritualist (Phantom Blade)/1 (0 posts)
Tengu
Liberty's Edge Mister Haane Pinkjaw
| HP:46/46 | AC:18, T:14, FF:14 | F:+3, R:+9, W:+4 | Init:+9 | Perception:+12 (+14 vs Traps) | CMB:+7, CMD:18 | Male Tengu | Unchained Rogue (Swordmaster) 5/VMC Wizard (Foresight Diviner) (88 posts) 		Blacksmith
Wayfinders Jaharkanen Timewisp (0 posts)

Aliases

Svirfneblin
"Wild"
Male Gnome Barbarian (Wild Rager) / 1 |♥️10/15 | AC: 16/T: 12/FF: 15 | CMB: +1, CMD: 12 | Fort: +5, Ref: +2, Will: +0 | Init: +1 | Perception: +3 | Hero Points: 1/3 (34 posts) 		Golden Orb
Alabaster Familiar (9 posts) 		Hellknight
Ebonezer-23 (0 posts) 		Cayden Cailean
Generic Hero (7 posts)
Lem
Pak Miniweathers
Halfling Paladin (Divine Hunter/Knight of Coins) / 1 |♥️12/12 | AC: 19/T: 15/FF: 15 | CMB: +1, CMD: 15 | Fort: +5, Ref: +5, Will: +5 | Init: +4 | Perception: +8 (30 posts) 		Griffon
Silver-beak (2 posts)