Pleas Vote Aberzombie - BEST UNDEAD!

[Aberzombie]

Please?

Pretty please?

I'll be your best friend.

Guys....?

Gals....?

Anybody?

Don't you love me?

[Freehold DM]

ROTFL!!!

But seriously, who's running against you? Do you have anything to say about your competitors? If I vote for you, will you munch the brains of my enemies for me? What is your stance on the issues?

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

He's got my vote, and Chicago-style, all of my aliases too.

[Aberzombie]

Freehold DM wrote:

ROTFL!!!

But seriously, who's running against you? Do you have anything to say about your competitors? If I vote for you, will you munch the brains of my enemies for me? What is your stance on the issues?

Answering in the order they were asked:

Dracula, the Mummy, a semi-translucent Patrick Swayze.
They're a bunch of pozers.
Yes.
Mrgh.

[the thing in the bed]

I only had a bit part in a pbp, and I'm not really undead, so.....

[Aberzombie]

the thing in the bed wrote:

I only had a bit part in a pbp, and I'm not really undead, so.....

Not to mention you'er always getting shown up by that attention-seeking, glory-hog cousin of yours, Under the Bed.

But I'll vote for you if you want me to.

[the thing in the bed]

I'm disqualified, though, because I'm a dessicated sea elf kept from the ocean too long.

[Aberzombie]

the thing in the bed wrote:

I'm disqualified, though, because I'm a dessicated sea elf kept from the ocean too long.

You'll always be qualified in my book!

[the thing in the bed]

But....I'm alive! I only look undead, like Keith Richards, or Joan Rivers!!!

[W E Ray]

Aberzombie wrote:

Don't you love me?

I love you, Aberzombie.

I love you sooo much.
I miss you; when are you coming back to me?
Please Aberzombie.
I love you.

[Aberzombie]

Meh. Life is overrated. Just like my competitors.

VOTE ABERZOMBIE!!!

[Aberzombie]

W E Ray wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Don't you love me?

I love you, Aberzombie.

I love you sooo much.
I miss you; when are you coming back to me?
Please Aberzombie.
I love you.

Huzzah! I've got a fan!

Will you stalk me now?

[Aberzombie]

Bump.

Please.

I need the love.

[Justin Franklin]

Aberzombie wrote:

Bump.

Please.

I need the love.

I favorited your fist post does that count as a vote?

[Aberzombie]

Justin Franklin wrote:

I favorited your fist post does that count as a vote?

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

You love me! YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!!!!

[Crimson Jester]

Love is a relative term.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

vote here!!!

[JMD031]

I will vote for you if you vote for me in the next upcoming presidental election.

[Zombie Wolf]

So, uh... who's yer running mate, AZ?

[Callous Jack]

Sorry, I had to vote for Mairkurion.

[doctor_wu]

I voted for bump.

[Studpuffin]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Bump.

Please.

I need the love.

I favorited your fist post does that count as a vote?

Does this constitute a freudian slip?

[TriOmegaZombie]

There's an election?

[drunken_nomad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMmmmMmmmmMMmmmmmmMmmbraaaaaaaains...

Me woulda voted for you but D-lich-us Cookie Monster has better legs in the swimsuit competition.

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

I'm voting with a bullet!

[Bang! Bang! Boom! Rat-a-tat-tat!]

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

vote here!!!

The voting is fast and fierce. Like a sloth gangfight.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

I'm gaining on Aberzombie.

[Aberzombie]

Woot! Democracy in action!

[Aberzombie]

Voter turn out seems to have stalled.

[Surly Troglodytes]

I have undead apathy.

[Aberzombie]

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

Not bone-tired?

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

Not bone-tired?

No. But I've got a distant cousin in this place called Eternia that sometimes feels that way.

[Thread Zombie]

I will throw my hat in for Aberzombie. And my arm ... and various bits and pieces ...

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

Not bone-tired?

No. But I've got a distant cousin in this place called Eternia that sometimes feels that way.

Prince Adam?

[Callous Jack]

Thread Zombie wrote:

I will throw my hat in for Aberzombie. And my arm ... and various bits and pieces ...

So you're the one who stole my av...

*plots zylphryx's demise*

[zylphryx]

Callous Jack wrote:

Thread Zombie wrote:

I will throw my hat in for Aberzombie. And my arm ... and various bits and pieces ...

So you're the one who stole my av...

*plots zylphryx's demise*

uh oh ...

<makes mental note to send a crate of Rustoleum and a keg of beer to the Angry Jack Clubhouse as a peace offering>

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

Not bone-tired?

No. But I've got a distant cousin in this place called Eternia that sometimes feels that way.

Prince Adam?

She-ra. Kind of a black sheep since she's alive.

[Tibibe Nanba]

I always think Aberzombie's avatar should be an abercrombie ad with photoshopped to death zombie models.

[Aberzombie]

That would be cool.

[andLich]

Agreed.

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

That's understandable. Sometimes I feel dead tired.

Not bone-tired?

No. But I've got a distant cousin in this place called Eternia that sometimes feels that way.

Prince Adam?

She-ra. Kind of a black sheep since she's alive.

Maybe, maybe not.

CGI and make-up can fix a lot.

[Aberzombie]

I will not flag too much.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Mrgh.

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

Brainnnnsssss......?

[Crimson Jester]

Blargh........Undead Blargh

[Aberzombie]

Oppression! Oppression againt the heart-beat challenged!!!

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Dear President Aberzombie,

Now I'm even more confused about where babies come from. Is this true?

Sincerely,
ZPDG

[Messageboard Troll]

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Dear President Aberzombie,

Now I'm even more confused about where babies come from. Is this true?

Sincerely,
ZPDG

Does that mean we should use chainsaws to deal with babies, too?