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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 16 DAYS! DOES THAT MEAN THAT SAFETY BEAR IS A NECROMANCER!?
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NO, THE REAL QUESTION IS, WILL THE TERRIBLE FATE MANAGE TO RUN AWAY FROM SAFETY BEAR? HAHAHHAHHAHA PLEASE LAUGH!
WHAT IS A PRIZE, SAFETY BEAR ASKS?
BUT SIDES ARE NOT SAFE! SAFETY BEAR PROCLAIMS THAT ROUND=SAFE, BECAUSE ROUND HAS NOT CORNERS!
GLORIOUS LEADER ShadeKyubi SAFETY BEAR HAS SET THE FUSE ON THE DYNAMITE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK NECK TIE ATTACHED TO YOUR MUSIC RECORDS FROM THE 1580'S! MINIONS! MAKE THE NEAREST FOREST SAFER BY REMOVING EVERY 11TH LEAF FROM THE FORESTED AREA!
SALT IS NOT SAFE! SAFETY BEAR DISAPPROVES!
BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!
Someone's going to the punitentiary... EXACTPUNLY!…................. I DON'T KNOW EITHER
EXACTLY!!!!!!! SAFETY BEAR!!!!
GLOFFY BAIT IS NOT SAFE
SAFETY BEAR VOTED CLIFF NEWMANN
NO SYRUP! QUIT YOUR HERESY!
YES
SAFETY BEAR WANTS MONEY
{quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams} *Asks if Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wants to have a sacred hockey stick. Bears stick together, after all!*
WAAH!!!!SAFETY BEAR'S GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM TO DATE DANGER BEAR!!! THE NEXT POSTER HAS BEEN HIRED TO GET REVENGE ON DANGER BEAR!!!
YES! SAFETY BEAR CHEWS HIS HOCKEY STICK TOO MUCH! BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD! THE NEXT POSTER HAS DECIDED TO TAKE SAFETY BEARS JOB OFFER AND BECOME THE GOD OF SAFETY!
*Cries at the heresy before him.....goes back in time and makes sure Danger Bear was never born*
*Hits Danger bear with hockey stick*
YES! THE POTATOES WERE RAISING A CULT TO TRY AND IMPAIR SAFETY BEARS EFFORTS TO CREATE A CULT OF HIS OWN! SO, HE TOOK THE POTATOES, AND HIT ONE POTATO WITH THE OTHER, AND THEN ATE THE REST!..................*BURP!* THE NEXT POSTER IS PART OF SAFETY BEARS CULT!
*Pours maple syrup into the cider*
SAFETY BEAR HAS A FOLLOWER! YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE RANKS OF SAFETY BEAR WORSHIPPERS, AND FOR THAT,I SHALL GIVE YOU A GIFT! *Gives bottle of sacred Maple Syrup*
SAFETY BEAR IS BACK! HE HAS RETURNED! YOU CAN NOT STOP HIM!
SAFETY BEAR HAS POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A WILD SAFETY BEAR HAS APPEARED!
SAFETY BEAR IS A GOD! SAFETY BEAR IS TIME! SAFETY BEAR IS SAFETY! SAFETY BEAR IS BEAR! TURN AWAY FROM YOUR POODLES! TURN! TO! SAFETY BEAR!
SAFETY BEAR DECIDES THAT HE WILL WIN. HA!!! YOU ALL LOSE THE DEBATE! SAFETY BEAR WINS!
SAFETY BEAR TIME I OWN TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE MY OWN TIME ZONE!
SAFETY BEAR HAS BEEN REINCARNATED IN ANOTHER FORM 
NUM NUM NUM..... SMURF!!!!! SAFETY BEAR WINS!!!!
SAFETY BEAR!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Safety Bear eats Pulg! YUMMY!
*Grabs magic missle muffin in mid air and eats it* Mmm... SAFETY BEAR APPROVES!
I blame Cosmo for making 2+2=4. It was much better when it used to be 3! Curse you!
Force IHIYC to worship Safety Bear until he(or is it she, I dont know?) dies of old age. Which does not take long around Safety Bear. SAFETY BEAR IS THE GOD OF SAFETY, BEARS, AND TIME!!!!!!!
Caesar, I have a very important question: Bears, yay or nae?
*Safety Bear proceeds to throw a tantrum*
No one calls Safety Bear George! Safety Bear's real name is.....SAFETY BEAR!!!!!!!!
GoatToucher is banned for banning I'm Hiding in Your Closet. Getting Revenge is Safety Bear's job!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!
Safety Bear is immensely sad. Safety Bear shall always win !
Safety Bear wins! Safety Bear always wins! Mwhahahahahahaha
Zavas is banned for not properly worshiping Safety Bear. Safety Bear rules over all!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! |