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Musical Interlude - High School flashback.


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They have every episode of Bob's Burgers on Hulu now.

EVERY!!! EPISODE!!!


A show I just don't get.


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"Can you give us a ride to the library, I can't drive at night because I don't own a car" - college student on Bob's Burgers.


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BAM!! Spice weasel ::squirk!!!:: Yep, the sound of a good full spice weasel!


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What do you mean 'too much salt' I used exactly ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt!


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Bender Rodriquez wrote:
What do you mean 'too much salt' I used exactly ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt!

I love this quote from Bender.


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SALT IS NOT SAFE! SAFETY BEAR DISAPPROVES!


*With a contemptuous sneer Bet you didn't know bears could sneer, did you?, Danger Bear mainlines an entire packet of Saxo*


*With an even more contemptuous sneer, Captain Danger Bear ditches the table salt, mixes rock salt with strychnine, gravy granules, gunpowder and popping candy, places the mixture in Dr. Pirate's Patented Enema Cannon and advises onlookeers to stand well back*


*Shouts: "Backblast area clear!" *


::dives for cover:: You are MAD bear...MAADDDD!!!

FIRE IN THE....HOLE!


*Watches the vapor trail as the poor soul reaches Escape Velocity, horizontally.*


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Every time I go out to make sure my car window is rolled up I say out loud "I'm not going to stab myself on the car"

So far I've had no other face stabbings.


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{gnaws quietly on discarded shoelace found in parking space}


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What I learned today.

Halo 3 ODST is lame.

Good thing I only paid a dollar for it, three years ago.


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I must say I like your new crystals. How long did it take them to be embedded in your forehead, if you don't mind me asking?


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I just lined them on my car door like salt on a shot glass of tequila.

The rest just sort of happened naturally.


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Pea Bear and her cousin of the same age woke up early to watch origami how to videos on YouTube and practice their origami skills.

Teenagers!


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Craft( Origami ). :)


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Off to work soon.

Blergh!


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I didn't break the website, I swear.


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I believe you. It was probably the Web Host again. TRACERT got as far as OpticFusion.


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Break time!!


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Okay, now that it's a month until Starfinder launches I'm pretty f+@~ing excited!


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Weirdest question of the week.

"Do you carry live fish?"


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I figured out why I'm suddenly working on Thursday nights.

I don't take bribes from the Hot Wheels collectors.


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Weirdest question of the week.

"Do you carry live fish?"

So, exactly what part of Toys-R-Us resembles a WalMart? Aside from the toys.


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Yay! It's Tiny T-Rex's birthday! Little guy turns six. :-)


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Happy Official Fully Functioning Human day Tiny T-Rex!


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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

Weirdest question of the week.

"Do you carry live fish?"

"Not for long!"


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Happy Birthday, Tiny-T.


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We got him the board game Ghost Fightin' Treasure Hunters.

Because the little guy has enough toys. :-)


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Happy birthday to Tiny T-Rex! :)


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Good gift choice Cap!


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Yes, they're having a great time with it! They've already house ruled you can handle s#@~ off between each other and have moved on to the advanced rules.

I'm glad board games is one of my areas I'm in charge of at the ole toy store. :-)


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What I learned today from playing GTA 4; Molotov cocktails in a stairwell is never a good idea.

No matter how many times you try it. Though I made it through when all the cops suddenly channeled their inner Storm Trooper and all missed as I rolled on the ground.

What else I learned today from playing GTA 4; It isn't Fallout, and the only person that dies in slow motion is me.

Shakes fist at video game.


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Sure is a beautiful morning!


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The kids saw Spider-Man Homecoming this week and they loved it.


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It sure is nice living on the edge of a major university and still being able to walk your dog around your neighborhood without having to wear shoes. :-)


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You're a damn' site braver than me, in that case.


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Tiny T-Rex's birthday party is commencing! Nothing like a gaggle of 6 year olds.


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For my son's 11th bday he wanted 11 friends for a sleep over. I had to stand watch all night for shaving cream pies and hands in bowls of warm water.


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Tiny T-Rex's birthday party is commencing! Nothing like a gaggle of 6 year olds.

Give 'em all foam swords and some sort of super sugary and tartrazine-laden orange squash concoction and leave them to it.

You can tell I'm not a parent, can't you?


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Sounds about right.


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I'm off to work


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I thought I was going to be on time to work but then I ran into a fellow Brute Squad member and we talked about our gardens for ten minutes. :-)

So, late as usual.

But it's Jersey mom with the heart of gold manager working tonight, and she loves me. :-)


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Yay! Toy propaganda videos tonight!!


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Other Brute Squad member: Oh man, you got the reshop cart with all the baby clothes, good luck with that!

Me: I don't need luck, I get paid by the hour.


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Someone stole the display only model of the Barbie Remote Control Convertible. That doesn't work. The same one someone tried to buy last week (despite me pointing out it didn't work).

G!+%+!n savages.

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