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Imbicatus wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
From a certain point of view.
That brought a tear to my eye.

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All that sap is why you have leaves growing out of your face.
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Dude, this sucks! When does s$~+ start blowing up?!
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Maneuvermoose wrote:
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I'm up to 2990 posts without aliases...almost at the big 3000. But for once, the posts I make on this thread will not actually put me any closer:)
2999 posts without aliases...which thread will get the next one? Not even I know!
Oooh Oooh!! Captain Yesterday's Alias Thread!** spoiler omitted **
You know you're going to die in episode IX!

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The boss could go the beauty and the beast route. We could sell the cars as the Star Wars crossover. Take that Red Jeep Cherokee
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captain yesterday wrote:
Oh I don't read Star Wars spoilers, haven't seen the movie, but don't worry I know who ** spoiler omitted ** is.

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I've learned to say star wars in a star wars spoilers.
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John the Fisherman wrote:
Live Bait wrote:

Dear Captain Yesterday,

I just reached 100 posts for the first time with an alias. What should I expect from here?

Thank you,
Live Bait

Here, just to be safe, get on this string, now whatever you do don't let go.

It'll all be over soon enough.

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Do it!
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Maneuvermoose wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:
I'm up to 2990 posts without aliases...almost at the big 3000. But for once, the posts I make on this thread will not actually put me any closer:)
2999 posts without aliases...which thread will get the next one? Not even I know!

Oooh Oooh!! Captain Yesterday's Alias Thread!

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Set wrote:
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Lastly. I feel really bad for Chewbacca. Got me a bit teary thinking about it.

Yeah, it struck me as odd that he didn't really have any sort of reaction post the event itself. Does he blame Leia in part, for what happened? Does he consider his life debt to Han over and will he go home to Kashhyk now? If he was a real character, and not a walking carpet that yowls occasionally, these sorts of things might be explored.

Instead he's just going to follow Rey around, for no reason, apparently.

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It smells like burnt wookie hair in here.
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Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun wrote:

BY IMPERIAL EDICT, WRIT AND DECREE, ALL SPOILERS TAGS ARE NO LONGER NEEDED ON THIS THREAD!

The movie has been out 15 days people. It's hard to fake working and open all those tabs.

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SPOILERS PLEASE!!!
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The Dark Side is holding me back.
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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Lord Snow wrote:


I'm pretty sure the "they let us go" part referred to the Death Star not sending more TIE fighters after the Falcon once it took off.

The series is pretty explicit about something going to warp being pretty much gone. Once they're out of the station and hit the hyperdrive thats it, home base. So this isn't it.

You seem to have a habbit of finding the one plothole in every movie that.. isn't a plothole, at all. They explained it at least three times here. Once with vader saying he has plans for her, once with Leia lamp-shading it, and then with the deathstar actually showing up at the base they've been looking for the entire time.

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Inside the Death Star itself, the characters were very close to getting killed a lot of times. It also makes sense to me that not every storm stopper has to know about Vader's schemes, and that killing Luke when he was shooting at them doesn't actually stop the Falcon from getting away.

Stormtrooper 1: "Hey, can we kill this guy or not? Is he the pilot? Or is the other guy? Or the wookie?"

Stormtrooper 2: "How the hell would I know. Dammit, we better let him live"
Stormtrooper 1: "So what, we let him kill us?
Stormtrooper 2: "As opposed to vader NOT killing you?
Sotrmtrooper 1: "Gulp! Tell my wife i said i love her!"

You can't just pick something that makese sense to you, and then have that as an internal contradiction to the movie.

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Stormtroopers talk way too much.
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First she stole my ship, then she stole my light saber, and now she's stealing my dog!
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AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! All this talk about HUGS!!!
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Grey Lensman wrote:
Plus don't forget that Chewie goes with her - he isn't given to her like some kind of pet.

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Tell me about it. They said I was being insensitive and sent me to my room because I wanted to name the dog Chewie.
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Red Jeep Cherokee.
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Jiggy wrote:
Phew, finally saw it! So, what have I missed in the discussion?

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Well, it's 1470ish posts in.
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So not much different from what you are surrounded by now.
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Force chokes Oedipus. Atleast we won't have to travel down this road. I hope.
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Rhedyn wrote:
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Star Wars doesn't come out here in china until January 9th. So I'll be annoyed if you are spoiling things about a character I didn't even know was in the movie.

So in another thread it was pointed out I should make it more obvious these are Star Wars Spoilers

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The Falcon didn't just do the Kessel Run. I'm already getting royalties from DVD sales.
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I said to JJ, wouldn't it be funny if the Big new Death Star was a symbol of Star Wars cannon?
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Daddy? What does a tauntaun feel?
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Game Rules:
Put your spoiler in the spoilers and tell us about.
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or whatever, everyone knows Forum Games is broken

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Sometimes when I'm alone in my room with my Vader mask. I practice kicking Darth Maul's head into the wall like a red koopa shell.
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TOZ wrote:
I blame Cosmo for The Force Awakens.

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You're not the only one.
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captnchuck67 wrote:

Or should i have the bad guys act with more than a 2 INT.

Here is the deal. Have a vet player. He has a familiar. Celestial bird with a 2 INT that he basically sends out like a Predator drone. Now when the encounters are outside fine no problem but if we are in an enclosed space where you usually do not see something like that is it wrong for me to:
a) Have the bad guys kill the bird
b) Basically Han shooting the control panel and putting the entire cadre of bad guys on alert.
I mean I know we are supposed to run as written but when I feel that a play is both gaming the system and not acting smart. I think the bad guys need to act?

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Destroy the Falcon.
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Never Mention that name again.
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Phenomenal Cosmic Power Gamer wrote:
Sarcasm Dragon wrote:
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God be willing, I'll have a functional computer by Monday...
No you won't. Functional computers are now BANNED!
I reject your reality and substitute my own~!

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I wish I could do that.
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If you take the ball first in overtime you win more often.
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Now if I could just figure out how to force choke that Patriots next week.

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What were you expecting?
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Blatent Plug
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Of course I prepared explosive runes today, I'm ^%^n
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Yes, I will spoil things, I'm ^%^n
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What's my motivation? I'm ^%^n
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Once when I was younger I wanted to dress as Darth Vader for Haloween.
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My parents flipped out.
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I'm ^%^n Kylo Ren

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You may have experienced this too. My regrets, although
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you probably could have tricked your uncle into thinking it was ok.
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I will be Mickey Mouse and I will like it.
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?, I'm ^%^n Kylo Ren!

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Dad thought they took the Falcon?
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He'll fall for Death Star 3 trap too.
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I'm Kylo ^%^n Ren

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So I put my Mickey Mouse ears on
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and I killed your beloved Han Solo.

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Did you not see that I'm ^%^n Kylo Ren?
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Grandson of Darth 'ing Vader, Son of Han 'in Solo.
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You can put this where the sun don't shine.