This guy gets it! Let me out and I'll give you a free puppy!!
Enthusiastically holds out a writhing mass of tentacles, eyes, mouths, tufts of fur, and countless limbs.
Aw, it likes you! Just don't feed it after midnight.
Usually petitioners go to be with their god after death, however, Rovagug is currently trapped in a demiplane at the center of the planet so what happens to them? I would guess they appear in the demiplane with him, he eats them, and gets a little more powerful and a little closer to breaking free...
It means they failed at the ONE thing I ask them to do, so f&*@ them, I don't give a s~*~ what happens to them.
>>Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)<<
Kill! Burn! Destroy! Then infest the rotting hole where it's body used to be with a hundred wretched abomif$+@ingnations!!!
Is... is that too much? They keep telling me if I lay it on thick I'll get out sooner.