Gruumash did humbly admit that ninja's are superior on rye bread with mayonnaise compared to turds.
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I wish that QCNerd had posted his wish.
Granted!
I wish that GoatToucher touched less goats and made even more wishes!
Granted!
I will now dress you in a goat costume and touch you inappropriately thrice weekly.
I wish that I could dress QCNerd in a goat costume and touch him inappropriately thrice weekly.
Granted but the IRS mistook him for Jim Brewer and put him in jail for tax evasion.
I wish I could take me kid to Disney soon.
Fair enough, but after all those hours of driving you find out they have closed due to bankruptcy.
I wish i could point my finger and detonate anything if i wished so.
The evil prrrecious....ring wishes to return to its master, but it will end up in lava.
I wish the stuff at the local supermarket was cheaper.
Granted, but it matters little, as the field you work in has become obsolete, and you have lost your job.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted. Please lay on this rack and we will get started right away.
I wish to perform a labotamy on someone who is not myself.
Granted, but when you remove the Labrador retriever from it's owner, it savagely mauls you.
I wish to perform a lobotomy on someone who is not myself.
Granted. In fact, take the whole week. That case of the Shrieking Thunderbowels is going to take time to get over completely.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Granted! There are slow-release tissues, chewing gums and even sprays to choose from today.
I wish everyone was a bit smarter.
Granted, but only by 0,00000000000000000000001%.
Save for me, i gained 300%.
I wish GoatToucher would start break habit and start touching rhinos instead.
:takes a drag off an E-Sissyl: Granted, but I will instead start touching Republicans In Name Only (RINOs) as determined by the Tea Party. Look out, Chris Christie!
I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Granted you teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, Using the brown Note.
I wish for the 4 Horseman to not be arriving this year or next.
Granted! Ric Flair dies while having "relations" with a fan. Woooo!!!
I wish people would learn how to drive properly in the rain.
The thread said *twisted*, but no personal offense meant, I've edited my response.
Granted. Rainy Day Golf sweeps the nation.
I wish I had the last of the Seven Artifacts of Amash-Katuul so I could open the gateway between worlds.
Granted, but you say a wrong word during the incantation and arrive there only 1" tall.
I wish there was a list of wishes.
Granted, there are a lot of wishes.....that go unfulfilled.
I wish I had the answer
For 1 1000th of a second, then you forgot it again.
I wish for a tiny black hole inside that specific IKEA closet *points* where IYIYC is hiding today, so IKEA will have a quiet day.
Granted. The closet, the Ikea, the tri-state area, and the world are consumed.
I wish I knew what to do with all these limes!
Granted when the world gives you limes, you make limeade.
I wish I wasn't so gruff.
Sure, but not the kind you think they are.
The bridges everywhere are now filled with 12 year olds ranting and complaining and swearing all the time.
I wish Hollywood would situate more movies outside of america, the world is bigger than their continent ^^.
Granted! Now everything is filmed and set in downtown Toronto.
I wish the weather would stop playing hell with my allergies.
Granted. Now the Devil will start playing hell with your allergies. Expect post-nasal flesh eating beetles by this evening.
I wish I had a tiny piano and a twelve inch pianist.
Sure, you now have tiny musicbox with music man, but he make so bad music your brain vibrates to mush.
I wish for goblin kind to rule Golarion.
Granted, but he exiles you off the planet.
I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Granted, though the love they receives is the love they deserve, and it makes them cry out for less than pleasant reasons.
I wish I had a delicious Chicago style stuffed pizza with sausage, pepperoni, and green peppers.
Granted, but it is a musical instrument.
I wish I could get a slice of the pepperoni, sausage, green pepper, and multi-goat pizza Alayern granted me.
Granted! The frozen pizza slices straight through your abdominal wall, your intestines, your spine, then buries itself in the concrete wall behind you.
I wish we could get a movie from the Succubus in a Grapple thread.
Granted. The movie is titled "Infernal Centipede".
I wish I was the smartest man in the world!
The World being a reality show inside an old shed, you are so since you are alone in there.
I wish Texans weren't so trigger happy, it makes mail delivery a risky job when they are new.
GRANTED!!! Texans aren't so trigger happy, they're trigger crazy.
I wish her well.
Granted. You become God of the Earth, your immobile body forming the land and your mind barely sentient.
I wish for the nicest pair of boots in the world.