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Well, you have a celebrity death match that stars celebrities, not claymation representations of them.

The next poster did the time-warp again.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

why am I fighting in the civil war?

the next poster will help me get back to the current time

Okay. Listen, what you need to do is go into the cave at coordinates so and so, and drink this potion there.

The next poster knows where that ends up.


the next poster lives in FLUFFY HAPPY FUN FUN LAND!!!!


Next poster needs an outlet for their ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAUGH!!!


The next poster didn't think there would be such a rush.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

wot are ye daft, guvna?

the next poster has a cockney to english dictionary

Yeah, 's called a brain, ya git.

Next poster's got a date wit' the deadly nevergreen.

Yeah....Tyburn's not my ideal location for a picnic as it is for seeing a spectacle.

The next posters has recently worked as an exclusive at "De Wallen" in The Netherlands and will tell us about it.

Scarab Sages

They said I was an "exclusive," but all in all, I felt like just another brick in De Wallen.

Smoke the next poster a kipper - they'll be back before breakfast.

:sits down to breakfast: Well, that was a bit of fun, and we all had a good laugh.

I wonder if the next poster has paid his/her dues.

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' QCNerd always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Nerd?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

The next poster will be in big trouble

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

the next poster has got gud grammers

i can haz cheezeburger

No soup for next poster, 2 week!

I remember when I was little, sitting on her lap while she sang me a lulabye to put me to sleep.

The next poster is very loud.



Sovereign Court

Rosewater yes, I bathe in the stuff everyday. Shame? Defiantly not!

The next poster has won an all expenses paid trip to Castrovel! Only to discover they have a massive pollen allergy upon setting foot on the green planet.

Aw hell no!! The moment i arrive "they", being the local populace, are sneezing like mad. I went back the same minute, getting a refund through......well, blackmail means.

The next poster knows where Sissyl has disappeared to


The next poster lost track.

Darn pepper spray clogs the nostrils.

The next poster has a foolproof plan.


The next posters plan failed

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber


the next poster did LA CUCARACHA!!!

Yes, that fiesty Spanish dance was quite exciting.

The next poster has attempted to gather a group and re-enact The Full Monty in Bollywood.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

I got the best exhibitionists sir, we are ready to show the full monty!!!

the next poster wants to watch

I love watching the full monty python and the holy grail!

The next poster broke the plate

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

I did it to drop the bass

the next poster is not me

Sovereign Court

Yep, for a start, my name is not "me".

The next poster found a way to bring Goro into the pathfinder world.

This would involve this talented summoner, who has watched Mortal KOmbat extensively and will slowly but steadily introduce the PF world to the might that is Goro.

The next person has ordered a copy of Mortal Kombat X

And since I commanded it, the tournament will be held.

The next poster is thinking of the sociopolitical ramifications of such a tournament.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber


the next user won an autograph from the winner

Scarab Sages

*is struck by lightning*


*raises a blackened thumb skywards*

Congratulations, Raiden!

The next poster will think of a 3-5 OTHER things to do with a drunken sailor....

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1 Send him to the shady group in that alley as distraction, so you can pass unhindered.

2 Have him walk off the pier into the water.

3 Present him as the torture/pleasure toy to my succubus secretary

4 Feed him to my hellhound.

5 Have him join this thread.

The next poster has fed Xabulba to the butcher's dog.

And it immediately started licking it's butt to get the taste out of it's mouth.

The next poster has found the smurf village.

I am eating the smurfalicous smurfs

the next poster wants to partake in a meal of smurfs

Sovereign Court

Indeed I do! So I can save the little buggers!

The next poster once had their entire skeleton ripped out, yet was still able to survive

Scarab Sages

It's called "jellyfish therapy," and I highly recommend it!

The next poster has a creamy nougat center.

Just don't stick your finger in my bottom to check what's inside.

The next poster knows what s/he did.

Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Of course I know - that's why I'm wanted in 14 different countries.

The next poster crossbred a bumblebee, a stegosaurus, and a white lily and will share the results with us.

I got a walking 30 foot long flower with a stinger that polinates itself.

The next poster hunts down crossbreeds.

Broccoli has long been the enemy of my people.

The next poster Knows well the stink of death.

It's called the Ulfen Death Squad.
Damn zombies....

The next poster is scheming a removal plan for the thing on Sissyl's head.


The next poster will distract TFF so I can escape.

Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

(taps TFF on the shoulder)
"Excuse me, sir, but what is your succubus secretary doing with those angels over there?"

While TFF is distracted I hand Sissyl the keys to my Delorian and tell her to floor it.

The next poster discovered a magic fountain in their backyard. Unfortunately, it wasn't the fountain they were looking for.

It's cheese! Infinite streams of magical cheese! Infinite streams of magical French gourmet cheese!

The smell! Got in Himmel, the SMELL!

The next poster knows just the man for the job.

you rang sir?

the next poster will help me start the C-team (group of cheese themed heros)

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*Goes over list*

One Captain Cheddar, check

One Colonel Camambere, check

One Busty miss Brie, check

The next poster has defeated the C-Team the moment they were assembled and ready for action.

Nyahaha! It is I, Fondue the Terrible! Sergeant Stilton! Gruyere Girl! Monterey Jack! Your feeble high-fat bodies are powerless against my devastating THERMO-FART!

The next poster would like to share a traditional folk remedy for thermo-farts.

Sovereign Court

Indeed I do but, I'm not gonna tell you! Just kidding! Rub the sap of a gooey Gobi tree all over your body, next dance around in a circle waving paper flowers above your head, then bury yourself in popcorn!

The next poster discovered that I am slicing and splicing DNA to create mutants for the Mean-Gene tournaments ... and wants in on the fun!

My dreams of Man/Bear/Pig, finally come to fruition!

The next poster knows how to stop Al Gore.

What do you mean knows?

I just did, i nuked him from orbit! Only way to be sure.

The next poster has been hired by NASA as the astronauts' new drillmaster.

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