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By doing so, the number of votes for me running office has just become staggeringly higher.

The next poster has been spotted pole dancing at Sissyl's last birthday party.


You wouldn't believe what people will pay to get this done right. And by "right" I mean tying them to the pole with razor wire so that certain dance moves dig in just right.... *girlish squeal of delight!*

The next poster gets a kick out of being tied down, too!


Yes I do need a sandwich and some water before our next romp.

This next poster can finally understand sexual innuendo.


Sorry for being a bit stiff at first, but now things have loosened up a bit I'm really getting into it!

The next poster would like to double their own entendre.


Yeah, I'll take double my usual bribe in tender loins. Move along, citizen: nothing to see here !

The next poster is a big fan of bad acting.

Liberty's Edge

"You can call me lucky7. Most folks do."

The next poster wears cement shoes.


Stolen from the finest of garden gnomes, I assure you

The next poster had a walk on role in a commercial


It was purely an accident and the security guards really didn't need to mace me.

The next poster has discovered that "cake is a lie."


Ohgodissheaftermeagain?!

The next poster and I should team up to get out of here!


Alright, but I'm Han and you're Luke this time. I'm piloting the Falcon.

The next poster didn't choose Pikachu.


Hells no. Charmander FTW.

The next poster has issues with the heat.


They just didn't appeal to me as a basketball team

The next poster did choose Pikachu


Well, I chewed Pikachu's, anyway, but what I do in my spare time is *my* business.

The next poster is very excited about Frank Miller's new signature guyliner.


Well it really compliments my thigh-liner (beard).

The next poster can ride a bike with no handlebars.

Sovereign Court

Only so I can stab the blighter in the eye with it!

Uncle Teddy, TFF and everyone else who contributed with my mortal kombat tournament thank you and well done! You are now all permanently hired and will receive an hourly pay check of £200,000,000,000,000 (converted into your currency of choice if you wish) all thanks to the Cthulu national bank.

The next poster so be the one to pay all of you and also had a behind-the-sofa fight with Unicron and won.


:turns out pockets, showing them to be empty:

Unicron took my wallet.

The next poster once ate a pony.


A whole herd actually. They were delicious.

The next poster can trace their ancestry to an obscure demi-god.


Unfortunately said demi-god is a very lecherous anthropomorphic horse that's into japanese girls.

The next poster is very much swooning at japanese girl-bands.
Such as this


Puffy Ami Yumi did amazing things with the Teen Titans theme song

The next poster ran so far away

Scarab Sages

...in a relative way, and came back on the previous night!

The next poster is convinced President Obama is a cactus.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Balderdash! He's an atheist muslim fascist communist weak willed dictator deciduous cactus!

The next poster once got 47 needles in their behind at once.


Stupid Vodoo Doll

The next poster believes in magic.


Yes. It exists. Even the swiss format tournaments.

The next poster just got a wish.

Shadow Lodge

YAY I WISH FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO GIVE ME INFINITE WISHES

the next poster will grant me infinite wishes

Scarab Sages

Okay, but you can only use them to wish for more wishes.

The next poster's sexual fantasies seem to keep involving Bleached Otyugh.


I... Ummm....

The next poster will now quickly change the subject. Quickly.

Scarab Sages

RUN, my friends! My greatest creation yet, and it's going to explode! *sob*

The next poster will console me.


Now now, there there. A few explosions are expected in the pursuit of invention. Come now, it'll be better next time.

... you did save the blueprints, right? And the backups? And the prototype? Right?

The next poster does not have a laboratory, but desperately wants or needs one.


Where else am I going to create my servitor race of Goat-Men

Lovin' the next poster is easy 'cause s/he's beautiful.


James Blunt wrote a song about me.

the next poster eats a vegan diet

The Exchange

MEAT IS MURDER!!!

The next poster is on a crusade too!

Silver Crusade

Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

MEAT IS MURDER!!!

The next poster is on a crusade too!

SMITE THE EVIL!!!!!!


Yes, I am a crusader for PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. The first of every month we hold a recruitment BBQ. All are welcome.

The next poster is coming and will bring the ultimate meat dish to pass and will share the recipe.

Shadow Lodge

have the chimera steak i cooked

the next poster will find will find out whats behind DOOR NUMBER 1


Surprisingly it's a very plain, normal nothing remotely special cup cake.

The next poster found out what horror was behind DOOR NUMBER 2


ANOTHER DOOR.

The next poster wants us all to 'Do The Grover Cleveland'


Who puts spam behind a door, mushy meat byproducts between the toes is not a fun way to walk through a door

The next poster will not post


The blank post told me to say a made up word unfortunately the word I said awakened Hastur...

The next poster will have to collect the Elder Signs to keep Hastur from completely coming into our world while I sit back with my Whiskey and enjoy the show.

Shadow Lodge

I come back with the whiskey, the elder signs where on the floor of my house (it was a wild party last night)

the next poster is made out of lemons


Do you have a problem with that, servile?

The next poster is in for TWENTY YEARS DUNGEON!!


Good now I can finally finish my novel.

The next poster will be the final character to die in that novel and gets to choose their horrible, horrible death.

Shadow Lodge

I choose not dying as my way of dying horribly

the next poster will get $1 to spend on whatever their heart desires!!!


Combined with the quarter I have on me I can get a 1.5 Liter of Pop!

The next poster is secretly a Scorpion Clan Assassin sent to kill the OP of this thread.

Really a bad choice to live as that world makes Dark Sun look like a Paradise.


It's true, i made a deal with a devil to get out of hell.
Unfortunately the OP was a clone.

The next poster knows of ways to use that 1 dollar better than Azaelas did.


I doubt it. Besides I am sick of Water and Tea.

The Next Poster has been hypnotized to type everything as a Shakespeare Quote.

Scarab Sages

"The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?" - Macbeth

"Come hither, come hither, come hither: Here shall he see no enemy but winter and rough weather." - As You Like It


Game of Thrones is like 7 months away, when is winter coming, ugh.

The next poster will type everything backwards


Everything backwards.

The next poster has an objection.


It happens every time I watch Taylor Swift videos. Kind of like the reverse of an ... OH LOOK OVER THERE!

The next poster saw that one coming.


It was so obvious...

The next poster was on Jay Leno's, talking about windsurfing in olympic swimming pools.

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