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perhaps with the assumption that they've built up a bit of a tolerance for bread that a homebody Vesk might not have.

"Wait.. those two little plates were edible?"

But somehow also make them distinct from Nagagi, Vishkanya, and Serpentfolk. And Kobolds.

Elf. Skinny monkey. Human. Just right monkey. Dwarf. monkey was sat on. Halfling, monkey sat on forgot to shave feet. Gnome. Remembered to shave feet and hit in head.

Touché, but there'd still be the issue of possibly fighting through the War while pregnant...

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"here, take this and put it in the incubator "

A walking wall of green scales tromps into the room, their shoulders scraping up against the delicate bas relief sculptures on it's way through the narrower sections of wall. The various activities interest them about as much as the carvings it carlessly scraped and making a bee line for where the alcohol is served.

"Good. Strong. Not Strongest. Drinking remember. Not forget" mawangi accented elven echos from inside the helm as it pushes on the complicated locking mechanism to disengage the helm, revealing a face that matches the cover. A chain of bent, bashed, broken, and chewed chunks of copper is reverently pulled up over the head. He mumbles a prayer and runs a finger along each medalion until he reaches a silver one, which is placed at the base of the nearest statue of Calistria.

The variant chase in a... certain Season 6 scenario was absolutely fantastic.

"... Where did you get fifty bronze aspis badges?

" The great mother of the jungle and bbq sauce darts.

" and HOW did you get them out of her?

"Patience.

Always a classic when on missions in the Tapestry : "Venture Captain, what can you tell me about these snakes in our demi-plane?"

Get these money grubbing snakes off another sucking demi plane

"Beware a celibate calistrian"

Sssssssssooofty

Sustainable forestry.
Or else.

It was an epically nice shot.. Turned two fully unharmed Aspis Agents into pink mist

Not as much fun as feeding them to mighty queen.

"means to end"

I know the Consortium contributed to my character's MW Tool (Intimidate), a Kapenia with a hidden fold covered Aspis badges (some with dried blood and others with bullet holes).

Great conversational piece.. for some reason the Consortium goons she runs into either wet themselves or try to kill her though .....

** spoiler omitted **

grunts a bit as he sets a large sack full of bronze badges on the counter

"Quantity quality of its own. Mighty queen very majestic. Enjoy extra flavor. Found these after.

Aspis Agent: I renounce the Aspis Consortium and now swear to help the Pathfinder Society!
Pathfinder Bob: This sounds suspicious. Hey Jim, shoot him with the Aspis bane bow again.

Ssssssofties.

More aspis disappearing every day. Heh. Heh.

As a GM I would have had the BBEG plead for life, swearing to change. Promising to turn himself in and never kill again. If the PCs passed a sense motive check, they would know he was lying and killing him would be fair game. However, if they failed the check, the villain would go free; to turn himself in of course.

Aspis. Lying. Thunk Aspis. Lying.

ooc On a more serious note, I would walk from a table if the DM tried to dictate my actions like that and completely remove agency from the player.

I for one welcome our reptilian overlordsssss

A means to an end.

I have allowed 5pp body recovery to recover PCs that I plane-shifted to Hell and had no way of recovering them selves.

Shadow lodge meeting start with marshmellows. very bad.

It's not a question of how long has it been dead but was permits and permission acquired beforehand.

Indiana Jones had problems with his Research Designs.

If the OP is curious beyond the "gee I wonder" stage reading up on the NAGPRA laws is going to explain the difference in much greater detail.

What doesssssss he expect when we're the ones running everything?

Never thought I'd see a scene where a standard action wild empathy check with reptiles, BBQ sauce darts, and the aspis hunter vanity would all combine in the same scene...

Warehouse hold weapon. Sell weapons to one side. Other side need weapons. Sell to them. Sell until everyone dead.

No aspis in fire? Shame on you.

Mighty queen very majestic. Eat much aspis. Good day.

Torch not get out of bath. If out of bath? Not torch.

The NPC is trying to decide between the pathfinders and the aspis consortium to solve a problem. He asked for a demonstration of martial prowess.

The druid wearing a necklace of aspis badges, blond hair, and the symbol of calistria takes out a club, looks to the aspis agent, and smiles...

Croc point right way. Let him lead. Do not turn left. Swimming lessons. Bad.

"Calistrian temples can be fun, but you gotta stay on your toes.

Doing it wrong.

Fingers a chain of aspis badges along with a rather pointy holy symbol of calistria

Revenge. Sex. Same equipment in temple. Schedule whips. weeks ahead. Still scramble at last minute.

Rivalry's End:

** spoiler omitted **

#neverwouldahappenedwithtorcharound

Torch taught me how to take a backstab in the kidney I don't need.

Still remember the trick.

...and here I've spent most of my recent time fighting the Shadow Lodge. I'm feeling a few years behind here....

Pulls axe out of head

You. Dropped. Thissss.

Aspis humans. Destroy everything they touch. Burn infection. Like meat.

Grumbles at the godtouched comment

Unfortunately godtouched. Fortunately earthspeaker.

The "rock" he was sitting on pokes its head out from where it was curled under his tail and bleets a little, then resumes its nap. He points to himself and then to the ankylosaurus

Pyrite. Nugget. Defend pathfinders. Kill aspis. Avenge mawangi.

Petros waits until the deer is slightly charred enough to eat and pulls a hunk of sizzling meat off the carcass he offers it to his new comrades. He carves a off a slice of himself as well.

"Petros, Bear-Slayer, the God Touched, comes now to the house of Wayfinders. You are friends now, yes?"

The lizard like... thing takes a giant CHOMP out of the meat and shakes his head to tear it, not minding the juices dripping down his chin

Sure.

Looks up, makes a gesture and a rolling ball of flame rolls over the carcass

Sanitary. Cook.

Never would have happened if torch were still around. First they dangle union benefits like DM stars in front of you and then they backdoor take em away.

Wait a second...

Was that vote to pick the head of the faction?

I thought it was to pick the head of a prestigious but secret *non-Society* organization.

I would have voted differently if I'd thought I was voting for faction leadership.

Heh heh heh. Florida election. Of course it gets the Gator.

the no man left behind shadow lodge service would be be perfect here if it still existed

Itsss still out there if you know where to look.

Do. right.

The rather large, heavily armored lizard like thing removes his horned helm... leaving the horns behind and attached to his head. He bites a finger to get the blood flowing, and signs Pyrite with his claw

ezrider23 wrote:

All for One and One for All.

You mean they're bringing back the Shadow Lodge? :)

We never leffffft.

Meet the new torch. Same as the old torch (season 1)

Don worry. "Torch" keeping eye on dig. We keeping eye on torch. He he.

Shouldn't have left his body guards to die. Could have just said see you tomorrow. Would have walked out. IF that was torch, he's got some splaining to do.

WE're fluffing it out as a Pathfinder Society Recovery team...when YOU screw up, we scrape you up...

Granmaster torch will be pleased you've been keeping up his work when he getsss back.

Looks at Mattastrophic, Looks at the girl with the guns. Puts hands over ears

Derek Weil wrote:

and no, please don't list Eyes. Kind of a sore subject right now, because I might miss THREE different chances to play it locally.

But what 7-11 scenarios are "must-plays"? I understand that table variation, group composition, and such can dramatically change this, but are there a few that I should be bribing others to run for me before I hit 33 XP?

Any scenario in the 7-11 range that lets my Gunslinger Kyrie put a bullet into Torch's head for good please.

Judging from

I flyed?

No. You falled.

Rinne, Priestess of Razmir wrote:

Jayson MF Kip wrote:

Rinne, Priestess of Razmir wrote:

The Year we torch Torch

#GrandmasterTorchMustDie

Torch isn't Razmir?

Of course not, Our lord and Savior Razmir is one of the Decemvirate.

Torch isn't one of the Decemvirate?

No, He's three of them.

Here, we were shouting it at the END of the mission too...

• If you have a permanent face tattoo of any of the faction logos (excluding Shadow and Lantern Lodge of course).

Shadow lodge for life!