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![]() Autopsy results are done. I am spoiling the reconstruction due to disturbing details.
results: The couple go to the vet to pick up one of their three dogs, bringing it home in a crate, stopping on the way to get dog food. They get home, Betsy goes to the bathroom and brings the dog in its crate with her. She goes to take some of her pills and dies from hantavirus-related respiratory failure. Hackman lives for another week in the house with her corpse and a dog starving in its crate. Due to his Alzheimer's, it's unclear whether he was aware of Betsy's death or was aware but unable to cope with it. He did not apparently eat for that week but was not dehydrated. He then died of heart failure (possibly not taking medication due to Alzheimer's). Their other two dogs were free to move about and left the house via the doggy door. ![]()
![]() NoxiousMiasma wrote:
Check out 'Horny Bard' on TVTropes for examples you might be interested in. even rocks get in on the action. ![]()
![]() I think this is P2 compatible . THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER (Warlock Patron)
The gist of your argument becomes "Anyone could declare themselves a Warlock and gain magical powers then. I could say "I'm a Warlock of the Flying Spaghetti Monster." and, boom, supernatural powers." Jethro wasn't exactly happy with this state of affairs and dared you to try it. So you wrote up an entire description of your "Master" and it's intentions, and what powers it granted you. Everyone thought it was funny until it worked. Suddenly, people who called themselves "Pastafarians" had access to magic granted by an invisible, immaterial and un-provable being(s), with no apparent oversight. This led to some concerns. If any one could declare they had a set of powers granted by a mystic being for agreeing to follow it's particular ethos, and then it never appears to intervene, even for violations of that ethos, then something was severely bad with reality. So you plunked a pasta strainer down on your head and set out to find the truth. EXPANDED SPELL LIST
Spell Level Spells
HEADGEAR
PIRATES ARE COOL
WALK UNSEEN
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT
GRAVITY ARCANUM
TRUTH BOMB
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![]() The Cartographer wrote:
Freddy got Fingered after Five Nights at Freddy's. ![]()
![]() After reading the book again I do wonder if it would have been more appropriate for Barlow to no-sell the stake attack and win. Considering the inexperience of the group and how overwhelmed they were, having the final attack succeed just seems a bit out of place. King has never been one to shy away from a downer ending.
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