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Sigmus takes a GUARDED STEP back and pulls out his new laser Canon and his axe

"guys, I basically only shoot fire and cut things... Which one do I hit!?

Sigmus closes to BROWN and unloads the rest of his clip into it, just to be safe, then goes about collecting the various pieces.

"I can get several of these back into working order if we have some time. I'd like to take an hour to at least get one of these artillery lasers up and running. These things are amazing!"

Sigmus' let's out another gout of flame over GREY

flamethrower vs GREY EAC: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36
fire: 2d6 + 8 ⇒ (5, 6) + 8 = 19

"all right, who gave the evil vultures entropic shields!?"

full attack vs yellow KAC: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 11 + 1 - 4 = 17
piercing: 3d4 + 8 ⇒ (4, 3, 2) + 8 = 17

full attack vs yellow KAC: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 11 + 1 - 4 = 21
piercing: 3d4 + 8 ⇒ (4, 4, 2) + 8 = 18

"slippery bastards!

full attack v yellow KAC: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 1 - 4 = 11
piercing: 3d4 + 8 ⇒ (2, 4, 4) + 8 = 18

full attack v yellow KAC: 1d20 + 11 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 11 + 1 - 4 = 16
piercing: 3d4 + 8 ⇒ (1, 2, 4) + 8 = 15

i am entertained by the idea that all androids that step into this thing might all come out as replicas of John

my bad. I totally missed that the Life science check was necessary first. I just went based on the look of it and the giant cross on the pod lol

"I thought that might be the case. And as long as I make the proper alterations, I could make it work for anything with DNA. It's just going to take time."

Sigmus moves into position and drops his sword as he does so to draw his flamethrower.

"pup, lock on to the two headed one"

Activate combat tracking as move action

Whelp,gg guys, we just wasted 2 crits on initiative lol. We are all about to die

Sigmus moves to the lockers and starts searching to see if there are any valuables.

Survival: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

After searching the lockers, he bends down to look at something in the dust

"nothing. But wait... It looks like two Kish and whatever our large angry sword wielder is went that way"

He points to the northeastern door

"how much do you want to bet that the rest of the data we need to reconstruct the admin key is in the magical death chamber?"

Sigmus pulls a rag out of a back pocket and wipes all four of his hands with it. The soft hum of his exo-cortex's cooling fan can be heard as he unplugs an interface cable from his Neural Jack and stows it back in a pocket.

Sigmus' well trained eyes look over the figure in front of him

Engineering: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (9) + 18 = 27

and easily identifies their nature.

He takes a quick Guarded Step back and then looks overhead and spots the projector for GREEN

"Pup, deactivate that projector and shut that thing down!"

using Remote Hack to hack the projector and shut it down

Computers: 1d20 + 18 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 18 + 4 = 24

-sigmus smiles at the Android-

"nope. We were waiting for our xenoarcheologist to get back. Gotta have the expert around when walking into a museum of natural death... I mean history."

All of sigmus's arms flinch when he hears the breakers flip, as if expecting something to explode

Hey guys. I want to take a moment and say this.

Sigmus is an ass at times. He has deadpool type tenancies and at times, i as a player forget that not everyone knows the full conversation i have with him in my head and therefore the context doesn't always come through from what is in my head.

Nothing i post IC is EVER personal. The reality is, i don't know any of you and therefore cannot form an opinion one way or the other about you. I Default to assuming that all of you are awesome people and so far, none of you have done anything at all to change that opinion. that means that if i type "Hey john, you're a dick!" it means that Sigmus is calling john a dick. Its not Will calling Luke a dick. it is an IC Reaction to IC stimulus and is in no way a reflection of Will's opinion of Luke.

I'm going to put this in bold so that it cannot be missed.

if at any time, you feel personally attacked, please reach out to me so we can talk about it. I guarantee its not what you think it is, or if it is, there is context that will help it make more sense. It will never ever be about you as a player.

I love you all, i'm loving the game, and i can't wait to see what happens in the museum of ancient DOOM!

Sigmus pulls the pistol on his hip and makes sure it's loaded and ready to go.

"Pup, I'm detecting inconsistencies in the back wall of that booth. Isolate and analyze them"

He moves to the booth and started intently at the back wall. After a moment he turns back to the others

"scans are consistent with a trap door. Dust pattern analysis indicates it hasn't been touched for some time"

Sigmus turns to Zolvi

"ĉu mi maltrafis ion?"

the part of the Kasathan language be will be played by Esperanto because why not? Thank you Google translate

"Get off of her... him... It... GET OFF MY HELLKNIGHT!"

"if its not primative locals, its their pet snakes. THIS IS WHY I LIVE IN SPACE"

swift action to pull the accellerator rifle
move to get clear shot on red

Rifle vs. Red KAC: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24
Piercing: 3d4 + 8 ⇒ (3, 1, 2) + 8 = 14

Sigmus jumps back as one of the snakes lunge and drops into a low stance.

"Look out!"

The cooling fan of his exo-cortex whirs to life as his overdrive kicks in.

"Pup, target lock the nearest snakes"

combat tracking on red

"I haven't lived this long by betting on should"

Sigmus looks up to the sky and seeing the thick cloud cover shifts nervously in place

"Stop screwing around. ask them where the resources we need are and lets get them then get the hell out of here. There's no need to be interfering in the lives of primitives."

Sigmus sighs and the distinct whine of the cooling fan on his exocortext can be heard as he unsheathes his sword and his newly acquired accelerator rifle as he springs forward

"why is there never a PEACEFUL welcoming party?"
Run

was totally going to flamethrower, but then the second one ran away... So stab rippy stab stab

Sigmus's 4th arm poises the sword as he swings twice at the staggered opponent

@Signifer, if you step to the side, i can start lighting up both green and yellow with my flamethrower. 30ft cone.

Sigmus, obviously frustrated, walks up to the the green operative and takes a mighty slice with his sword

So wait, what is the friendly fire thing? Because it's my understanding that standing in fire is bad.

Is your character a Starfinder? If not, how did you find yourself working with them?

Yes, Sigmus is a starfinder. He uses his position as a starfinder to scope out new marks and to make connections with those that may serve helpful in the future.

When you're not adventuring, what do you do with your time? Do you have a “day job”?

Sigmus is a free-lance starship thief. He uses his connections and contacts within the Starfinderss to locate and liberate starships from those that are not in need of them.

Where is your favorite (or ideal) vacation spot? What do you do there?

Sigmus likes the dark of space. He likes to sit in a cockpit with all the lights and consols off staring into the infinite abyss and contemplating all the secrets it holds.

What is your favorite indulgence?

Karaoke. Sigmus love to sing. He occasionally bursts into song at random.

What's the last thing in the mess hall you'd consider eating?

Sushi. Only barbarians eat raw meat.

What deity or philosophy do you identify with?

There is no true God, only beings with more power than us.

What is your greatest fear?

To be locked away in a dark hole, never to see the stars again

Also, not having bluff/diplomacy just means we need to be honest. Kinda like jack sparrow. Tell the truth that no one will believe