I used to work at this place where the cafeteria had a kale avocado salad that I’d shank my grandmother to get at. Admittedly, I’m a terrible person and that’s a low bar, but the salad was good is what I’m saying.
How low a salad bar was it? Could you just stoop, or did you have to crawl up to it?
Edit: I think Monday I'll show up wearing an eye patch.
Dude 1: Dude, did you see Yesterday? Dude's wearing an eye patch.
Dude 2: Whoa, dude, how did he hurt his eye?
Dude 1: Dude, that's just it though: he's not wearing it over an eye. At least, not the two in his face.
Dude 2: Dude, whoa.