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3 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Phillip Gastone wrote:
If we want to get technical nothing is mod proof - it is only mod resistant to a 50,000 feet depth. Which is enough for our purposes.

That's good enough. Pete, Julie, and Linc's Mod-ness is only effective down to 35,000 feet.


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quibblemuch wrote:
I used to work at this place where the cafeteria had a kale avocado salad that I’d shank my grandmother to get at. Admittedly, I’m a terrible person and that’s a low bar, but the salad was good is what I’m saying.

How low a salad bar was it? Could you just stoop, or did you have to crawl up to it?


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captain yesterday wrote:
Stone guy was early.

I'm glad Korg found work, hopefully Miek has too.

captain yesterday wrote:

That's how you cultivate mystique.

Edit: I think Monday I'll show up wearing an eye patch.

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Dude 1: Dude, did you see Yesterday? Dude's wearing an eye patch.
Dude 2: Whoa, dude, how did he hurt his eye?
Dude 1: Dude, that's just it though: he's not wearing it over an eye. At least, not the two in his face.
Dude 2: Dude, whoa.