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June Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

"June Cleaver" is taken, for some reason.

To clarify, the name "June Cleaver" is taken.

June Cleaver herself is very much available, if you catch my meaning.

I do not.

Hmmm...

Nope, nope. I don't get it either.

So, Impus Minor shattered our old scale, like you do (teenage boys), and I ordered a matching model because it was:

(a) Cheap,
(b) accurate.

And its three settings are kilograms, pounds, and stone.

Outside of British sporting events, who in the world uses stone any more?!?!?!

Emmas, Olivers, Sharons, and Slys are still measured in stone.

If we want to get technical nothing is mod proof - it is only mod resistant to a 50,000 feet depth. Which is enough for our purposes.

That's good enough. Pete, Julie, and Linc's Mod-ness is only effective down to 35,000 feet.

I used to work at this place where the cafeteria had a kale avocado salad that I’d shank my grandmother to get at. Admittedly, I’m a terrible person and that’s a low bar, but the salad was good is what I’m saying.

How low a salad bar was it? Could you just stoop, or did you have to crawl up to it?

Stone guy was early.

I'm glad Korg found work, hopefully Miek has too.

That's how you cultivate mystique.

Edit: I think Monday I'll show up wearing an eye patch.

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