Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!Lol...Thanks for sticking with us all these years
o/~ Still crazy after all these years. o/~
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We will never forget whatsyourname!
I could be a tall race and someone a halfling so we can do a Master Blaster combo.
I shall play a chef PC who wants to travel the world, fight fierce monsters, and eat them.
Too bad I was too late to slip and slide. I could have been a beeramancer.
Hooray! Been nice going through the last bit with everyone. Too bad half of us ended up as Alpo. So..Legacy of Fire next? Or maybe we go full evil with Way of the Wicked!
Wriggly! Do not eat the elf kibble! Noonan studies the rune
Sir Wriggly pees on her face while Noonan scrapes Sileth into a doggy bag. Dang...If we can hole up for a day, I can raise these schmuks.
6/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Sir Wriggly scampers over and heals Markus
Noonan Casts Blessing of Fervor(Pick yer bonuses) Cat unleashes attacks again
Tony Tiger keeps clawing and biting after Noonan's ice shoots by
YEEP YEEP YEEP! Noonan looks down to see Sir Wriggly, burning with hedgehog fury to avenge his master. Hold on, I'll let you use my healing wand.
7/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Noonan casts Cold Ice Strike at her.
Stop hitting yourself, Marckus!
8/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Tiger shifts and keeps trying to turn her into Meow Mix
Too busy healing their dumb butts Noonan attempts to dispel the Freedom of Movement
Microagression!
Err...I have one of the third level I can cast.
9/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Giant Tiger appears behind the cleric and holy smites
Noonan casts his last heal on Markus because he keeps indulging in his BDSM fantasies.
10/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Noonan starts summoning a dire tiger to flank wanda the whip.
Kids these days! Not even a dagger to cut their way out of a monster's guy. IN MY DAY! we had a dagger in each boot for this.
Would you like to use my mace, Sileth? Or grab something off of Ulthar's corpse? Even a little poke poke could help.
11/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Noonan channels again, leaving out the whipper
11/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Noonan keeps dribbling and babbling
12/15 Rounds Righteous Might
Bears go POOF
Noonan almost falls over but is mumbling about getting off his lawn
13/15 Rounds Righteous Might
The bears keep smiting Bear #1
Bear #2
Noonan Bashes
14/15 Rounds Rightous Might
The Bears smite the demon
Bear #2
Noonan bashes the demon
Bear #2 confirm
GET OFF MY LAWN!
The bears declare the new demon for smiting and attack!
Noonan casts Righteous Might
Bear #1 moves up to 11 and attacks
Bear #2 shows that it is more violent than the average bear and mauls #16
Noonan mumbles and brings out a pot of honey as he begins summoning some divine bears to help them.
2 bears
Ulthar should have bought Wriggly a Mask of the Skull so the final boss would have The eternal humiliation of getting killed by a hedgehog.
Noonan channels, excluding the rude monsters
COme on you losers! You are a disgrace to evil!
Use Fist+Face=You are already dead.
Noonan casts Blessing of Fervor, figuring getting himself and Markus sped up is very useful. With this blessing, you call your allies to move forth and empower them to conquer and become victorious. Each round for the duration of this spell, each of your allies can choose one of the following bonuses for that round at the beginning of its turn (their choice). Increase its speed by 30 feet.
For some reason, I suddenly imagined being rescued by belching elves busting in on a wave of beer.
Bless +1 Hit/Save vs. Fear. Morale. 15 minutes Shield of Faith on me +4 Deflection Ac 15 minutes Any of you jokers evil? Magic Circle against evil on the weakest will. 150 minutes Greater Angelic Aspect on me. 15 minutes(So I am glowing, flying old man of DOOM)
Protective aura provides a +4 deflection bonus to AC and a +4 resistance bonus on saving throws against attacks made or effects created by evil creatures to anyone within 20 feet. Otherwise, it functions as a magic circle against evil and a lesser globe of invulnerability, both with a radius of 20 feet. Truespeech allows you to speak with any creature that has a language, as though using the tongues spell. So Noonan managed to tank the damage
Free beer and wenches!
Urrrrpppppppp!
Noonan at long last stops barfing and is frikken angry! He holds up the Lantern in his hand and focuses of the Markus puree. Life Lantern: Life Lantern: The life lantern appears as a large ankh made of gold with a polished sphere of sapphire fitted into its center. Held in one hand by a living bearer, the life lantern glows with a radiance equal to that of a sunrod. If the carrier is undead, the life lantern instead sheds an area of magical darkness akin to that exuded by a darkness spell. The light or darkness exuded by a life lantern enhances certain elements of necromancy. In an area of light generated by a living carrier of a life lantern, dying creatures gain a +4 bonus on all Constitution checks to stabilize. More significantly, a body brought back to life via raise dead, resurrection, or any similar effect does not gain any negative levels upon being brought back, as long as the body is restored while it is illuminated by the life lantern’s light. Once per year, the life lantern may be used by a living creature to cast resurrection on a creature by touching the life lantern to a portion of the dead creature’s body. When the life lantern sheds darkness in the hand of an undead creature, all undead creatures in that area of darkness gain fast healing 5. Once per week, the life lantern may be used by an undead creature to cast create greater undead. The life lantern also functions as a holy or unholy symbol for a spellcaster who worships a deity who grants access to the domains of Death or Healing, and the spellcaster need not actually have those domains to use the lantern in this way.
Noonan crawls!
Noonan tries crawling away so he breaks line of sight from the caster
Lolz... Noonan is about to recover, but getting Markus' eyeball in his mouth starts it all up again. Cows attack the caster
DC 22 Reflex for half damage
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