Mostly Harmless Bear Cub's page

It was only -13 this morning, things are warming up!!

Those shaved bears must be very cold.

When you work as much as I do outside it pretty much pays for itself.

I am making skid loader driver money after all.

Don't be modest. You're also the founder of Dollar Shave Club for Bears.

When a polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

⊙﹏⊙

{ineffectually attempts to maul chair leg}

{quietly gnaws on rulebook}

{gnaws quietly on discarded shoelace found in parking space}

{quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams}