Morally confused Paladin's page

Well once you eat few, they learn. Oh yes, they Learn

"Foul Necromancy!" Smites Wraithstrike "Bad flaming skull! You know better!"

"Foul Necromancy!" Smites Feusraro, who is NOT sexy

Morally confused Paladin wrote:

"Foul Necromancy!"

AM SMITING ALL TARGETS.

"Thats right brother! Smite them all!...Well except the lasses in cute outfits..maybe we..um..can save those"

"Foul Necromancy!"

"Brothers I have seen a disturbing trend of late. Join me! WE must stop this vile threat of Necromancy! Or at lest make sure it has a sexy outfit."

Morally confused Paladin wrote:

"Someone say orcs?" Sniffs the air "I smell Xp!" stabs the orc

*Kicks the orc's boot*

Aha! You have to split the XP with me now!

Looks at the kobold "Look xp in fun size!" swings at the kobold

"Someone say orcs?" Sniffs the air "I smell Xp!" stabs the orc

"Yes, Not a great spell but, they are Orcs" Shug " Odds are very Good they will be smitten, smitted, hurt really, really good By the awesome end of my sword"

"Am seems confused. They detected evil" Looks in the book, confirms they are evil. " Yep evil!" Smites the Orc

"why is the xp still talking?" Stabs the Orc

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I wonder how many standard, run of the mill 1 h.d. orcs a 14th level party could mow through?...

I wonder how many standard, run of the mill 1 h.d. humans I can mow through? Oh, wait. That's make me evil.

"Yes it does" smites the Orc

"Why is the xp talking?" Stabs the orc

PALADIN AM ALWAYS FRIENDLY. SMITE EVIL AM GIFT WHAT KEEP ON GIVING.

"I think you have been smiting with the..eh incorrect weapon"

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

Scott Betts wrote:

Definitely a popcorn night.

"Would you like some popcorn then?" Points to the fire pit

" I also have some Caribbean jerked kender on the fire, if you would like some. Its good for the Soul"

PALADIN AM ONLY HAVE SMITE EVIL FOR PAYMENT. BANK OF ASMODEUS TURN DOWN CREDIT CARD APPLICATION, SAY CREDIT REPORT AM TOO GOOD.

"Well I have been told, Its just hear say now. That if ya are a bit more Friendly with the manager you have a lot easier time with that kind of thing"

"Kender indeed do have many things in common with Goblins, if they ate babies,song and loved fire just a bit more they would be goblins...Humm maybe they are the ancestors of Goblins. I shall ponder this"

"Trolls!! where? Wait can we still smite trolls?..I am ..so..confused!"

"Whats wrong with liking to wear nice things? Soft lacy things? And a little lipstick ?"

"Evil ladies need love too."

"Why is it wrong to drive the evil out of her the old fashioned way?"