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Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in
There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.
yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round

Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.


White Deceptiqueen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in
There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.
yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round
Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.

No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!


Pie Golem wrote:
::Plucks blackbird and stuffs inside of self::

Tastes gamey.

Liberty's Edge

Armchair DM wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
::Plucks blackbird and stuffs inside of self::
Tastes gamey.

You'd know.

Dark Archive

Megatron wrote:
No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

No, Michael Bay retconned it. Apparently nanites don't make big enough explosions. {weeps}

Mmmm, naanites...


Studpuffin wrote:
Armchair DM wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
::Plucks blackbird and stuffs inside of self::
Tastes gamey.
You'd know.

Oh yeah.


White Deceptiqueen wrote:
Megatron wrote:
No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

No, Michael Bay retconned it. Apparently nanites don't make big enough explosions. {weeps}

Mmmm, naanites...

Damn him and his heresy!


Megatron wrote:
White Deceptiqueen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in
There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.
yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round
Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.
No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

Nannites CREATED by Professor Farnsworth.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Megatron wrote:
White Deceptiqueen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in
There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.
yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round
Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.
No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!
Nannites CREATED by Professor Farnsworth.

Heresy!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Kthulhu wrote:

Classes other than Wizard are utterly useless, and are only included so that the Wizard BBEG can have completely ineffectual cannon fodder to send to be the comic relief / opposition to the PC's all-wizard party.

Using any word other than "gish" to describe a warrior-mage is stupid, because you're just making up words. This is despite the fact that the word "gish" is a made-up word to describe a fairly specific class combination for a specific made up race that Paizo can't use since they don't have the rights to it.

Which just goes to show you, how gishtastic, it all really is!

And how much I still love 'Stabracadabra' ;)

Grand Lodge

Kajehase wrote:
I learned that people can be real nice, even if they do look like demon-summoning witches.

No, no, no.

People can be nice ESPECIALLY if they look like demon-summoning witches.

Grand Lodge

I learned pie is better than cookies.

Unless Lilith made the cookies.

Then pie is = to cookies.

Grand Lodge

I learned that the only reasonable substitution for "Gish" is Stabracadabra.

And that the name of a Class implies something about the kind of person who wants to play it.

Grand Lodge

Actually I knew that about Gish.

I was in teacher mode for a moment.


W E Ray wrote:

I learned pie is better than cookies.

Unless Lilith made the cookies.

Then pie is = to cookies.

...I also make great pies. *offers a homemade apple pie*


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Kthulhu wrote:

Classes other than Wizard are utterly useless, and are only included so that the Wizard BBEG can have completely ineffectual cannon fodder to send to be the comic relief / opposition to the PC's all-wizard party.

Using any word other than "gish" to describe a warrior-mage is stupid, because you're just making up words. This is despite the fact that the word "gish" is a made-up word to describe a fairly specific class combination for a specific made up race that Paizo can't use since they don't have the rights to it.

Which just goes to show you, how gishtastic, it all really is!
And how much I still love 'Stabracadabra' ;)

Thanks, man.


Lilith wrote:
W E Ray wrote:

I learned pie is better than cookies.

Unless Lilith made the cookies.

Then pie is = to cookies.

...I also make great pies. *offers a homemade apple pie*

::Passes out::


Good god, man. Pull up your pants when you pass out.


The things I walk into...


::Beats Urizen with his superheated aluminum fists::

Liberty's Edge

Pie Golem wrote:
::Beats Urizen with his superheated aluminum fists::

Why can't I stop reading these without thinking of double entendres.


Studpuffin wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
::Beats Urizen with his superheated aluminum fists::
Why can't I stop reading these without thinking of double entendres.

Cuz you NASTY!

Seperated-at-birth brother? Is that you?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The things I walk into...

Well, *I* said something nice.


The Jade wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
::Beats Urizen with his superheated aluminum fists::
Why can't I stop reading these without thinking of double entendres.
Cuz you NASTY!

Iz why I wuv him.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
::Beats Urizen with his superheated aluminum fists::
Why can't I stop reading these without thinking of double entendres.
Cuz you NASTY!
Iz why I wuv him.

BURP!

Liberty's Edge

houstonderek wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I learned the true meaning of Christmas.

** spoiler omitted **

Nuh-Unh the true meaning of Christmas is ** spoiler omitted **

I thought getting more

** spoiler omitted **

AS presents meant ** spoiler omitted **

I must be reading the book wrong...

What would Jesus do?

Spoiler:
Hookers and blow.

The Exchange

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I learned the true meaning of Christmas.

** spoiler omitted **

Nuh-Unh the true meaning of Christmas is ** spoiler omitted **

I thought getting more

** spoiler omitted **

AS presents meant ** spoiler omitted **

I must be reading the book wrong...

What would Jesus do?

** spoiler omitted **

that would be..........The Wrong Book.

Shadow Lodge

Lilith wrote:
...I also make great pies. *offers a homemade apple pie*

devours 1d6 ⇒ 4 pies


Treppa wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The things I walk into...
Well, *I* said something nice.

Of course. And oh, when you wanting to finish the contrasting thing you implied: Of course.


I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet. And that some folks get really, really attached to their opinions. And that not every internet forum is full of folks with no knowledge of basic spelling and grammar. (I'm not a stickler, it's just that too much random s**t makes my brain hurt.)

Despite the fact that I don't know where they physically are and can't harm them in any way, AND they don't even have any incentive to do so, folks like Mairkurion {tm} can still be polite and civil. This runs completely counter to my former experience of "give someone a flawless disguise and see their unfettered id unleashed."

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PlungingForward wrote:

I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet. And that some folks get really, really attached to their opinions. And that not every internet forum is full of folks with no knowledge of basic spelling and grammar. (I'm not a stickler, it's just that too much random s**t makes my brain hurt.)

Despite the fact that I don't know where they physically are and can't harm them in any way, AND they don't even have any incentive to do so, folks like Mairkurion {tm} can still be polite and civil. This runs completely counter to my former experience of "give someone a flawless disguise and see their unfettered id unleashed."

You have not as of yet seen the Professor get really upset with some troll have you?


Crimson Jester wrote:

You have not as of yet seen the Professor get really upset with some troll have you?

]

Hey, nothing I said implied "can't throw down when down needs a-throwin'." I just said he (and those like him, there are many)disproves (or at least requires heavy modification of) a theory I was forming about the nature of humanity.


PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!

Heh-heh.

In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

The Exchange

PlungingForward wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

You have not as of yet seen the Professor get really upset with some troll have you?

]

Hey, nothing I said implied "can't throw down when down needs a-throwin'." I just said he (and those like him, there are many)disproves (or at least requires heavy modification of) a theory I was forming about the nature of humanity.

Fair enough. :D

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!

Heh-heh.

In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

Personally it I think it is the stash.


Crimson Jester wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:


Despite the fact that I don't know where they physically are and can't harm them in any way, AND they don't even have any incentive to do so, folks like Mairkurion {tm} can still be polite and civil. This runs completely counter to my former experience of "give someone a flawless disguise and see their unfettered id unleashed."
You have not as of yet seen the Professor get really upset with some troll have you?

UNLEASH THE KRA- ur, I mean, FETTERED ID!

BTW, anyone notice that line was tweaked in the new version?

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:


Despite the fact that I don't know where they physically are and can't harm them in any way, AND they don't even have any incentive to do so, folks like Mairkurion {tm} can still be polite and civil. This runs completely counter to my former experience of "give someone a flawless disguise and see their unfettered id unleashed."
You have not as of yet seen the Professor get really upset with some troll have you?

UNLEASH THE KRA- ur, I mean, FETTERED ID!

BTW, anyone notice that line was tweaked in the new version?

no.................??


Crimson Jester wrote:
Personally it I think it is the stash.

Did Peter O'Toole also have a 'stache in the LE? I can't remember.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!

Heh-heh.

In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

Personally it I think it is the stash.

It does not compare to mine.


42.

Spoiler:
Alright so I already knew it, and what it answers, but still have to add something


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

BTW, anyone notice that line was tweaked in the new version?

no.................??

Original: Let loose the kraken!

Remake: Release the kraken!


Cosmo's Moustache wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!

Heh-heh.

In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

Personally it I think it is the stash.
It does not compare to mine.

Oh CJ, WHY are you NOT on Facebook?

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Cosmo's Moustache wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.

JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!

Heh-heh.

In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

Personally it I think it is the stash.
It does not compare to mine.
Oh CJ, WHY are you NOT on Facebook?

Why?


Yeah, that's what I'm asking, "Why?"


I guess Jack doesn't know about the complimentary breakfasts and body massages they hand out over at FB. Ah well. More for us.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:
I guess Jack doesn't know about the complimentary breakfasts and body massages they hand out over at FB. Ah well. More for us.

You running around goosing people does not count as a body massage.

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Yeah, that's what I'm asking, "Why?"

But I asked first.


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I guess Jack doesn't know about the complimentary breakfasts and body massages they hand out over at FB. Ah well. More for us.
You running around goosing people does not count as a body massage.

Reserve judgment until you've been so goosed.


He doesn't have a face. He does sorta have a space, though.


Spaces are theoretically goosable.

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