Backstabber the Friendly Drow's page

*sets out cookies*

Cookies, anyone?

Master? Where is everyone? Schism all alone.

Sorry, I was just slinking about in the shadows. I do that sometimes.

Shall I pay him a visit?

I was just going to place an irate phone call, but whatever floats your boat.

We should complain to his manager. Very rude.

*backstabs delivery guy with a poisoned blade*

I don't like paying for stuff.

Did someone ask for a slaad? I came running as fast as I could!

*backstab*

I could make something . . . interesting with that.

Is it a salad?

Because your name sounds like lettuce.

*drinks potion*

I'm feeling better... has anyone seen my cat?

*pauses a moment*

Nope.

*resumes turning a panther over a spit*

*sets out some soup*

I made it myself.

Hello? Can I come back now?

*stab*

*Flies in, handing out pamplets*

"S\ick of your despicable, evil ways? Go to the Thread Celestial!"

Did anybody stab that fish before he made it out of here?

*starts stabbing all the puppets*

What? Puppets creep me out.

Speaking of games, maybe we should liven up this shindig with a game of our own. Any suggestions?

it sure is *dark* in here

*stabs*

What? Somebody had to do it.

How do we go about recruiting slaves from other threads?

dngnb8 wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*

HA HA! Missed me!

Ugh..svirmurfing things. Didn't we spray for those last week?

I thought we did. Now he's paying us back by... "marking his territory"... so to speak. Ew.

Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:

Drizzle Tur'ducken wrote:

It tastes like... burning...

Are you dead yet?

You used fast-acting stuff?

Amateurs! I despair for our race!

For softy drow rangers, I say the quicker the better.

It tastes like... burning...

Are you dead yet?

Soda, anyone?

*pulls out an open bottle of cola*

Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:

Urizen wrote:

I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!

So far this shindig is mostly a sausage fest.

You're complaining?

Heh heh heh.

I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!

So far this shindig is mostly a sausage fest.

Heh heh. I'm running out of pie. Who knew it would be such a hit?

Hmmm, nice place you've got here. Could use some more torture devices, and maybe a some extra splashes of blood....

*splashes some of Ditz Dude'Hurtin's blood around*

How's that?

Whoah! Right at home.

What's missing are some booze and big blue bewbies!

Have some pie.

*snickers*

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.

Verily there are! Fear not my dark brothers, for it is I! None other than the famed Outlaw Dark Elf Scout.....DIZT DUDE'HURTIN'!!!

Together with my twin blades of stabbiness, Sparkle and Icycake, and my faithful mangy puma companion Getawiff, I am here to free you from the shackles of evil! Come join me in the Light Above, there we can yadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayada... .

*sneak attack with a poisoned blade*

Somebody had to shut him up.

Hey a new threa..........

Wow it is sure dark in here.

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

What do you have all those knives for?

??

Don't be afraid. Here, have some pie.

*snickers*

When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.

I'm hoping there's more. I figured the pie would entice them.

Backstabber the Friendly Drow wrote:

*snickers*

They're eating a pie happily offered by a drow.

Heh, I eat only pie from between the legs of elven virgins. This I was going to serve the next time my in laws visit.

Did anyone ever tell you that your a good looking drow?

Only when they want something.

*snickers*

They're eating a pie happily offered by a drow.

*sets out a pie*

I made it myself.

*waits for more drow*