Turns out Tuesday is a busy day for ambulances going to get people from the digestive health clinic across the field.
And there was a big accident on University a couple blocks away and then the fire trucks and an ambulance went down to the end of the street (it's a dead end) for some reason.
Adds another layer of pillows to the kids and Pillow Mobile™
Maybe we should reconsider going to the pool today...
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
There is! If you want blonde, filter the images by date, it should be the first image. Otherwise it takes a little bit of looking but isn't too hard. I recommend my pillow fort guy. :-)
I made a huge tactical blunder!
Out of state nephews are here, Tiny T-Rex went in the room with the rest of the Halloween candy, and they haven't pestered me for food.
Which means it's gone by now.
They have all the action figures.
All I have to defend myself is the C team stuffed animals that are all going to be donated anyway, so you know, bitterness and all. But they're no match against sugar manic kids armed with lollipops, I'll lose half my men in the initial assault.
Looks like it's up to me and Colonel Turhumpenbear... damn it, they also have all the gloves.
That's okay, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this...
Sends out the action figure commando strike force. Consisting of Lionel Hutz (with briefcase), Fat Tony, Groundskeeper Willy, Dolph, Silent Bob, Baxter Stockman (in armor), and Crazy Baldhead, the late '80s Fisher Price Caveman that had originally come with a dinosaur.
Just be glad I didn't send Square Dude, or his evil twin, Evil Square Dude.
Looks at time and calendar.
Begins adding more layers onto the Pillow Fort, assigns every stuffed animal to the battlements, with instructions to fire at will, except Squidward, and Plankton, who are sent for pizza, and booze.
It would appear it's my birthday again, i'm now forty, i could swear i had one of these last year.
Assigns Mister Krabs to search for the Vegas of time travel, which (as far as he knows) is next to his lost dollar.
Should be a busy and stressful week, school sign up or registration or whatever they call it, doctor check ups for the kids and my birthday all rolled into the next five days.
adds an extra wall of denial to the Pillow Fort, institutes mandatory listening of Shiny Happy People to the constitution.
That's not going to be good enough, is it.
Just so they make sure they have enough room for a catapult.
There will be invaders...
Puts fake lipstick covered duck Bill on vacuum cleaner, hooks it up to outlet on a motion sensor, puts it in front of the main gate to the Pillow Fort.
Oh I'll be ready, those a#%+!#@s aren't making it past my countermeasures.
Adds an extra layer of paranoia and tin foil to the pillow fort, assigns extra guards to watch the parapets.
First Impus... one of them, then Treppa, Pea Bear, Aranna, Tacticslion, and now Lynora. It's only a matter of time until it's me.
Looks at stuffed Tully Monster suspiciously.
Especially, if there's a traitor in my midst...
I forgot the creamer yesterday, the car needs gas, and the General works OT at dawn's first light (6 a.m.) that means I have no choice but to go out in the world.
looks at calendar, begins glueing pillow armor on the car. Which is, sadly, futile with the constant rain showers.
This is going to be a problem...