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While I'm recovering from my nose injury I realized how on the nose the episode of King of the Hill wherein Hank Hill breaks his nose is.

I totally understand where Hank is coming from.

Has Biker Miss Piggy and Squidward Tentacles begin assembling an air to whatever is aimed for the nose defense system, begins replacing Beanie Baby unicorn stuffing with miniature ice packs.


Erects Pillow Fort, assigns Kirby, Pillow Leonardo, and brown Minecraft cow to keep the afflicted out.


And Muppet police.


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Days like today are why pillow forts are made.

And badger militias.


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So in the play test class abilities are called class feats.

Adds a layer of beanie babies to the outward shields on the pillow fort.

It's a lot easier picturing 2nd edition with the Starfinder Core Rulebook right next to it.


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Adds an extra soft layer to the Pillow Fort.


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hastily assembles Pillow Fort, looks suspiciously over the walls.


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I installed a break down corner in the Pillow Fort, it has a few pillows, a sunny window (weather permitting), and a portable DVD player with both Futurama, and My Name Is Earl handy.

I highly recommend one for everyone.

And yes, it's literally a corner of my bedroom.


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Institutes a ban on all secondhand keyboards inside the Pillow Fort, to show he means it assigns Sherlock Hemlock and Faux Harry Potter to electronics inspections.


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Apparently, this is one of those days where I misplace everything.

So I think I'm just going to hide in the pillow fort and watch Fargo.


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Are you going to pillow camp tomorrow?

They always be fightin'.


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Sorry Tacticslion,

Sounds like one of those days where you're better off huddling in a pillow fort until it's over.

Peers over the wall at the world outside, narrows eyes suspiciously, retreats back to safety.


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Turns out Tuesday is a busy day for ambulances going to get people from the digestive health clinic across the field.

And there was a big accident on University a couple blocks away and then the fire trucks and an ambulance went down to the end of the street (it's a dead end) for some reason.

Adds another layer of pillows to the kids and Pillow Mobile™

Maybe we should reconsider going to the pool today...


Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Have you considered a Mac?
loads shotgun

loads catapult with Pillow Pets.

Be strong people! we've trained for this day!!


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Ragadolf wrote:
Pre-emptive Happy Father's Day to all! :D

Wait! When is this! I don't like Father's Day, it's like a mini birthday, and they hate me. :-)

Begins removing all calendars from the Pillow Fort.

Crap! cell phones! damn it!


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

@Capt Yesterday

Do you have the most number of icons on the board?

Do you know if there is a good icon for a young Imperial Staff Oficer?

Clean shaven, male.

There is! If you want blonde, filter the images by date, it should be the first image. Otherwise it takes a little bit of looking but isn't too hard. I recommend my pillow fort guy. :-)


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Oh, s&$+!

I made a huge tactical blunder!

Out of state nephews are here, Tiny T-Rex went in the room with the rest of the Halloween candy, and they haven't pestered me for food.

Which means it's gone by now.

They have all the action figures.

All I have to defend myself is the C team stuffed animals that are all going to be donated anyway, so you know, bitterness and all. But they're no match against sugar manic kids armed with lollipops, I'll lose half my men in the initial assault.

Looks like it's up to me and Colonel Turhumpenbear... damn it, they also have all the gloves.


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Merry boxing day!

Gives giant talking Tigger boxing gloves.

I haven't watched Winnie The Pooh in a while, but I don't see any way this could go wrong.


I was just reading through this more thoroughly, and I noticed something.

That's an interesting shade of blonde hair Lelwyn Hasok has, would that be called Midnight Blonde?

Adds an extra layer of anti-whatever it is that Flumph's attack with to the Pillow Fort.


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That's okay, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this...

Sends out the action figure commando strike force. Consisting of Lionel Hutz (with briefcase), Fat Tony, Groundskeeper Willy, Dolph, Silent Bob, Baxter Stockman (in armor), and Crazy Baldhead, the late '80s Fisher Price Caveman that had originally come with a dinosaur.

Just be glad I didn't send Square Dude, or his evil twin, Evil Square Dude.


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Oh good! The wind gusts are near constant and 30+ mph.

Because 5 degrees just isn't cold enough already.

spray paints a big "F*%! you!!" on the north face of the Pillow Fort. Sends Miss Piggy to Gastown for more supplies.


begins injecting Bessy with Bovine Growth Hormones, and whatever is in Twinkies (high fructose corn syrup and fiberglass most likely).


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adds a layer of pillow armor to the car's windshield. Promptly drives into the ditch.

Well, this is no better!


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Begins exploring the possibility of secession, assigns Coconut the Puppy and Little Enderman to legal study, bans moldy oranges.


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I like my math the same way I like my stuffed animals.

Fuzzy.


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gets out napalm he'd been saving for the emotionally complicated sparkly teenage zombie vampire apocalypse.

*sigh*


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Installs anti politics countermeasures to the Pillow Fort, assigns Swedish moose (from Stockholm) to armaments.

I'm done, got my fill.

Ladies! If anyone mentions Trump or Clinton again.

eyes darken ominously.

Shoot on sight!


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It's seven years to the day that my car was totalled by Two Men And A Truck Movers.

Adds an extra layer of armored pillows to the car, assigns Biker Miss Piggy to Anti-F$#%ing-Idiot countermeasures.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

I just believe in being prepared.


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Adds a layer of stainless steel to the Pillow Armor.

The hell they will!


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assigns every stuffed dinosaur to build a Beanie Babies Seawall around Florida.

That should give you an extra five minutes.


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contemplates a mobile pillow fiefdom, to protect the King's feelings.


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adds 46 blast walls to the Pillow Fort.

I don't really watch anime, but I am a big fan of cartoons.


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posts health screeners at every entrance. Has Grover test out the sicky catapult with the stuffed laughing fox twins.

Get well soon!

Hopefully it's a short bout.


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Looks at time and calendar.

Oh, s~&&!

Begins adding more layers onto the Pillow Fort, assigns every stuffed animal to the battlements, with instructions to fire at will, except Squidward, and Plankton, who are sent for pizza, and booze.

It would appear it's my birthday again, i'm now forty, i could swear i had one of these last year.

Assigns Mister Krabs to search for the Vegas of time travel, which (as far as he knows) is next to his lost dollar.


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Should be a busy and stressful week, school sign up or registration or whatever they call it, doctor check ups for the kids and my birthday all rolled into the next five days.

adds an extra wall of denial to the Pillow Fort, institutes mandatory listening of Shiny Happy People to the constitution.

That's not going to be good enough, is it.


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Rocks quietly in the corner of the Pillow Fort, chewing thumbnails, while stuffed Grover looks on, disappointed.

I got nothing.


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NobodysHome wrote:

CY will be ecstatic to know that it's my kids' last free week of summer vacation (camps and trips fill up the remainder of the month), so...

...they're building a blanket fort in the living room...

Just so they make sure they have enough room for a catapult.

There will be invaders...


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Damn it! No preteen girl could resist giving Harry Potter a makeover.

That's okay, I have a plan B...

gives Tiny T-Rex a fiver


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adds anti-preteen defenses to the Pillow Fort's Captain's quarters.

Pea Bear is having a slumber party tonight, thank Pharasma, I have to work.

puts stuffed Harry Potter in front of the Captain's quarters

The makeover decoy should keep the savages out until I get home.


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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Oh, I don't open my mail.

Too many bills. :-)

It's the male ducks. They're after you...

Puts fake lipstick covered duck Bill on vacuum cleaner, hooks it up to outlet on a motion sensor, puts it in front of the main gate to the Pillow Fort.

Oh I'll be ready, those a#%+!#@s aren't making it past my countermeasures.


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There appears to be a clothes thief in the Pillow Fort.

Stuffed Big Red T-Rex will find them...


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Nonchalantly seizes control of the FaWtL Snake Oil Fields.

Since no one else is around...


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Indeed.

peeks over pillow fort walls, making sure the perimeter is still secure, vows to put glow in the dark eyes bushbaby on patrol.


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Assigns Biker Miss Piggy to make sure giblets don't make it onto the pillow fort menu.


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And so, it seems my suspicions confirmed!

Grover! fetch my sock!

The inquisitions begin at dawn...


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Adds an extra layer of paranoia and tin foil to the pillow fort, assigns extra guards to watch the parapets.

First Impus... one of them, then Treppa, Pea Bear, Aranna, Tacticslion, and now Lynora. It's only a matter of time until it's me.

Looks at stuffed Tully Monster suspiciously.

Especially, if there's a traitor in my midst...


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Adds Jade Regent to the tooth fairy pillow vault deep within the Pillow Fort, assigns his top man to guard. Stuffed Gary the Snail.

Interesting.


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Assembles an army of obstinate stuffed animals around himself. Assigns Grover to Angry Birds Catapult duty

What about Psychic.


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I forgot the creamer yesterday, the car needs gas, and the General works OT at dawn's first light (6 a.m.) that means I have no choice but to go out in the world.

looks at calendar, begins glueing pillow armor on the car. Which is, sadly, futile with the constant rain showers.

This is going to be a problem...

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