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When I worked in the video rental mines people would actually fight over who got the stand up displays. Harry Potter was the one that caused the most disruption.


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Message from monthly sales propaganda; Be a hero.

I'm pretty sure that's going to conflict with the active shooter training.


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Lots of bikes being sold, people are starting to realize summer won't last forever.

Also, fidget spinners are so last month.

But, toy cons are soon, so we'll get flooded with all new shit the toy companies are throwing at the wall to see what sticks.

As a toy enthusiast it's a wonderful time of year. :-)


I worked at a video store, for a day.

I decided 7.50 an hour wasn't worth having to wear a bowtie and red shirt.


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We could wear what we wanted, thank goodness, but they treated all the workers like s&^%. I eventually walked out in the middle of the day, leaving the store unstaffed. I went to another store, told the regional manager I quit, and never looked back.


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A half hour until closing, which means the stoned teenagers should hit any time now.


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New game; Squawk, The Eggsplosive Chicken Game.


Well, i've come to realize something this week.

Starfinder might not be as hyped up as I thought it was.

I've asked 6 different gamers I know and every single one of them hadn't heard of Starfinder at all.

Granted, they were all of the D&D For Life crowd.

And they know about it now. :-)


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{adds Starfinder Evangelist to list of CY's aliases}


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Among the wreckage of the kids room from a week of the out of state nephews staying over.

Minecraft plush bunny with a Star Wars laser cannon strapped to the side of his head with a string of golden beads.


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Also found, Mike and Ike's, individually wrapped in white duct tape.


The stuff is packed so thick under the bunk beds the dog can hardly burrow underneath.


Looks like it's back into the oven this week, which means we get to go to the pool.

And maybe make some pies.


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mmmm...PIE!


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Yup, I love baking pies.

Most likely Buttermilk Chess Pie but might make a couple of yogurt pies when the temp spikes this week.

But first I need to find a recipe or call my brother because I don't remember the ratios of yogurt to cool whip to whatever else is in them. :-)


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"What is a Kidpocalypse?" Tiny T-Rex asked, "well" I started "it's when the kids rise up, overthrow the adults..." "And rule the world!" Pea Bear finishes for me, "true" I say "but of course they're kids, so they'll do it wrong, so that's why it's called a Kidpocalypse".


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I got both the kids their own notebook for 1.77 total while I was at the store this morning picking up milk, coffee creamer (International Delights is my kryptonite) and fresh strawberries.

Best. Idea. Ever!!!

Both kids have been writing or drawing their stories/comic book all day (when we weren't brushing the dog or going to the splash park).


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captain yesterday wrote:
"What is a Kidpocalypse?" Tiny T-Rex asked, "well" I started "it's when the kids rise up, overthrow the adults..." "And rule the world!" Pea Bear finishes for me, "true" I say "but of course they're kids, so they'll do it wrong, so that's why it's called a Kidpocalypse".

In her defense, most adults don't know what to do with the world either.

...
...that wasn't political... Just fact...


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I for one welcome our childlike overlords.


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Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:
I for one welcome our childlike overlords.

Whenne thinges in ye nighte do go biddley bump

Ande ye gasoline dispensers are named piddley pumpes
Ande a disease causing ye glandes in ye throate to swelle is called middley mumpes
Ande ye Olympicke tripple jumpers do go jiddley jiddley jumpe
Thenne shall all mentione of politickes on paizo.com be banned forevere.


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I wish they had my subscriber tags on my aliases.


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Turns out Tuesday is a busy day for ambulances going to get people from the digestive health clinic across the field.

And there was a big accident on University a couple blocks away and then the fire trucks and an ambulance went down to the end of the street (it's a dead end) for some reason.

Adds another layer of pillows to the kids and Pillow Mobile™

Maybe we should reconsider going to the pool today...


Pool was lots o fun. :-)


Anyone have any obnoxiously catchy songs I can hum at work.

They've really upped the annoying catchiness of the music at work.

Why hum at work you ask, it makes the time pass quicker.


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A moment of parental pride.

Trying to tease Pea Bear I asked her if she wanted a mug saying "I got Bieber Fever" she just looked confused and asked "what's a Bieber?"


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captain yesterday wrote:

Anyone have any obnoxiously catchy songs I can hum at work.

They've really upped the annoying catchiness of the music at work.

Why hum at work you ask, it makes the time pass quicker.

It's whistling, but it can be hummed.

"The Whistling Colonel" by Leon Redbone


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Oh, I can whistle. :-)


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It's the happiest song I've ever heard.. lol


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Tiny Tim did a super happy song that was on the pilot for Spongebob Squarepants.


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'The Teddy Bear's Picnic' is always a goodun.

"Amongst the trees where nobody sees, they'll dip their d**ks in buckets of cheese!"

As I believe it goes.

Probably best not sing that bit out loud, though.


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We had thunderstorms all night, I haven't slept like that in quite a while.

Adds rain dance to kids' bedtime routine.


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Pea Bear found a website that sells mermaid tails.

For less than 600 bucks we could become a Merfamily.


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I call Ariel!


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Captain YesterAriel wrote:
I call Ariel!

I'm sure you'll look quite fetching in the seashell bra.


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Hey...that is a high class scallop shell bra sir!


My sense of fashion is somewhat stunted, I'll admit.


In case you too want to be a mermaid.


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I thought it was going to be the little local place I drive past twice a week. Huh. I didn't even realize mermaid tails was an industry now.


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Anything can be an industry these days, it seems.


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"The egg was poached exactly correctly" - Some lady eating on Masterchef.

Remember kids! Just because you have money doesn't mean you can be redundantly redundant.


They're now pooling their resources and doing chores.

It would appear they're quite serious.


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Mermaids....pooling...

Clever.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Anything can be an industry these days, it seems.

Did somebody say "unicorn hair!"


Song lyrics I thought I heard on my drive to work.

I f$@#ed you in the otter my son. - The Distillers.


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We're expecting about 6 inches (of rain) tonight.

Sure am glad I live at the top of a very small hill, and don't have a basement.


Need a loaner kayak for the weekend Cap?

But seriously, stay safe man, flash flooding is no joke!


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Thanks! We plan on staying safely inside with the car parked down the street, away from the trees.

Edit: hmm, gotta fix the default alias setting...

bounces on a young Kevin Bacon to pass the time.


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I meant to say this earlier, but thanks for hanging around Cal, you're always a fun person to have around. :-)

The same for Beernorg, Limey, and Amby, you're all good people. :-)


Why thx Cap!

Same right back at ya.


captain yesterday wrote:
I meant to say this earlier, but thanks for hanging around Cal, you're always a fun person to have around. :-)

Awww, shucks. Thanks!

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