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Storyteller Shadow wrote:
So many interesting folks up here! Tis a shame it took me so long time climb on up.

Welcome!


Don't mind the inside out clothes


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Don't mind the inside out clothes

Don't mind me being stark naked, shadows can't wear clothes!

Silver Crusade

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Hate to be pedantic (no, that's a lie, I love it) but "Desserts" has 3 s's.

Touché


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Celestial Healer wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Hate to be pedantic (no, that's a lie, I love it) but "Desserts" has 3 s's.
Touché

Between 1975 and 1993, my uncle, David Clarenbach, represented the 78th District in the Wisconsin State Assembly. During his last few years in office, he debated frequently with his opposite number from the 54th District, Gregg Underheim.

After one such debate, Underheim had gotten characteristically wound up, and had ended his short speech with, "[something]...Gregg Underheim. And that's "Gregg" with TWO 'G's." My uncle, never one to pass up the opportunity to make a joke, leaned into his microphone and added, "Actually, Gregg, your name has 3 'G's."


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A new monster: hedgeknight.

Silver Crusade

Drejk wrote:
A new monster: hedgeknight.

Sonic the Hedgehog on steroids. I like it.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk wrote:
A new monster: hedgeknight.
Sonic the Hedgehog on steroids. I like it.

...

Actually I haven't thought of Sonic when I wrote that ability...


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"You know, I feel like I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kind of interesting. Go for it."

-- Leonard Church (Alpha), Red vs. Blue Episode 64

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk wrote:
A new monster: hedgeknight.
Sonic the Hedgehog on steroids. I like it.

Man, that takes me back. During my college days, in the fraternity house, one of my brothers had a Sega Genesis and would entertain us with Sonic games.

Memories, light the corners of my mind
Misty water color memories of the way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
smiles we gave to one another
for the way we were.


arrgh, second cracked windshield in 3 month


Sorry to hear that aeglos.

Silver Crusade

:(

*hugs Aeglos*


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Hey there Rysky. Glad you are still around.


Sorry to hear that Aeglos.

If it makes you feel better, I once had 2 cracked windshields in 3 DAYS.

Yes, Same windshield, on the same car. ;P

My service glass company and my insurance were so confused. :)


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adds a layer of pillow armor to the car's windshield. Promptly drives into the ditch.

Well, this is no better!


My windshield is still cracked. It's spreading slowly, thank goodness. I don't have the funds to replace it.


I was lucky, both times it was NOT due to an accident, so my deductible didn't kick in. So basically I got my windshield replaced twice in 3 days at no cost. (Other than my usual monthly insurance payment) ;P

it's funny, I don't recall what caused the first crack, Probably a rock that chipped/cracked the windshield and it spread. So I got it replaced.
Not 3 days later, I Was then driving on the expressway at night, and I believe a white bird got hit by the semi in front of me. Because something white and feathery (which left a white/oily residue on my car) came flying over the top of the semi, and plowed into the top of my windshield before I could react. THAT was not a small crack, but a shattered windshield. If it had hit in the middle of the windshield instead of the top, it probably would have ended up in my lap! ;P


I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

Silver Crusade

Sharoth wrote:
Hey there Rysky. Glad you are still around.

Thankies, and yeah, still here.


Treppa wrote:
My windshield is still cracked. It's spreading slowly, thank goodness. I don't have the funds to replace it.

Check with your insurance, it might cost less than you think to get it replaced.

Silver Crusade

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Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

*sigh*

Yeah, that's how our old one went.

"Claims made" was the reason given. Casue f&~$ you for actually using what you pay for, that's why.


Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

Didn't see this. Didn't you get new insurance?


Rysky wrote:
Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

*sigh*

Yeah, that's how our old one went.

"Claims made" was the reason given. Casue f$#! you for actually using what you pay for, that's why.

Damn... your state insurance laws must suck if they can do that. Over the years I may have collected more from insurance than I paid into it. But I have the same policy over all that time. Totaling a new car every couple years ends with big payouts.

Silver Crusade

Aranna wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

*sigh*

Yeah, that's how our old one went.

"Claims made" was the reason given. Casue f$#! you for actually using what you pay for, that's why.

Damn... your state insurance laws must suck if they can do that. Over the years I may have collected more from insurance than I paid into it. But I have the same policy over all that time. Totaling a new car every couple years ends with big payouts.

Yeah, we only have insurance because we're required to have it.


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Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

if they dropped you in that circumstance, you wanted a better insurance company anyway.


Somebody used a predictive text interface to randomly generate a fake segment of Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, and it is a thing of terrible beauty. Make sure you listen to the audio clip-- the guy does a spot-on Dan Carlin impersonation:

“After several months of unimaginable suffering, four years of glorious wealth acquirement, and a lot of interesting thoughts, Nicholas was like seventy percent shrapnel shells and like one hundred seventy percent heavy metal. This whole war maybe can’t be maintained but I think it’s probably safe to say there’s something wrong with our bloody generals today—they’ve got electric lights in their minds.” End quote.


Ed Reppert wrote:
Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

if they dropped you in that circumstance, you wanted a better insurance company anyway.

OI,

Yes. This. :/

There should be a law against companies dropping you for actually USING the services you PAY them for! ;P

I'm fairly certain that my insurance company has gotten much more from me than I have ever gotten from them.

BUT my daughter has her learner's permit. THAT could change any day now,... ;)


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David M Mallon wrote:

Somebody used a predictive text interface to randomly generate a fake segment of Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, and it is a thing of terrible beauty. Make sure you listen to the audio clip-- the guy does a spot-on Dan Carlin impersonation:

“After several months of unimaginable suffering, four years of glorious wealth acquirement, and a lot of interesting thoughts, Nicholas was like seventy percent shrapnel shells and like one hundred seventy percent heavy metal. This whole war maybe can’t be maintained but I think it’s probably safe to say there’s something wrong with our bloody generals today—they’ve got electric lights in their minds.” End quote.

I love Hardcore History. This...well, it's kind of funny, but it doesn't have that je ne sais lulz of true LOL humor. (IMO natch-humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder)


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:

Somebody used a predictive text interface to randomly generate a fake segment of Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, and it is a thing of terrible beauty. Make sure you listen to the audio clip-- the guy does a spot-on Dan Carlin impersonation:

“After several months of unimaginable suffering, four years of glorious wealth acquirement, and a lot of interesting thoughts, Nicholas was like seventy percent shrapnel shells and like one hundred seventy percent heavy metal. This whole war maybe can’t be maintained but I think it’s probably safe to say there’s something wrong with our bloody generals today—they’ve got electric lights in their minds.” End quote.

I love Hardcore History. This...well, it's kind of funny, but it doesn't have that je ne sais lulz of true LOL humor. (IMO natch-humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder)

Shut your damn mouth. I laughed my ass off for at least 32 minutes after I finished listening to this.


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Dave's personalities are fighting again. This bodes ill.


They'll need a comprehensive treaty of non-aggression


Treppa wrote:
Dave's personalities are fighting again. This bodes ill.

Pffffff no


*yawn*

Another lurvely day in the Hole...


This has been a bad shift for getting things done


And a school day to boot


and a rainy day


On the up side I got a rebate check for $13 dollars from an old insurance policy.

***
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Silver Crusade

Patrick Curtin wrote:
and a rainy day

You leave the rain out of this.

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Treppa wrote:

I had bad rock chips spreading twice in one year (my commuting highway was under construction). I had them replaced by a company that came to work and did it and turned it into insurance for me.

My insurance company dropped me. Those were my only two claims in like 15 years, and they dropped me because of them.

Geico did that to me with my homeowner's insurance because of a Hurricane Sandy claim. I'm now with Lloyds of London. I live in New York.

Insurance companies can be ridiculous.

Silver Crusade

Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
I'm now with Lloyds of London. I live in New York.
Wut.
Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
Insurance companies can be ridiculous.

Pretty much.

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
And a school day to boot

There's a school bus parking/storage area across the road from our sub-division entrance. Every morning, when we pull out onto the main road, if we get out ahead of the school buses, my kids will chant: We beat the buses! We beat the buses!

Scarab Sages

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Mark Thomas 66 wrote:


Geico did that to me with my homeowner's insurance because of a Hurricane Sandy claim. I'm now with Lloyds of London. I live in New York.

Insurance companies can be ridiculous.

That reminds me, I have to send a payment to Geico.


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Rysky wrote:
Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
I'm now with Lloyds of London. I live in New York.
Wut.
Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
Insurance companies can be ridiculous.

Pretty much.

Fun fact about Lloyds. It was originally one of London's first coffee houses when coffee was still a newfangled beverage. The new drink was a favorite of sea captains who would congregate there. They took to betting on whether or not a ship would return from its voyage to pass the time. Eventually, some captain got the bright idea of betting against his own ship, thus insuring him some money should his ship not return. Thus the insurance industry was born.


Over the past year or so, I've started growing my hair longer than the "'81 Henry Rollins" cut I used to have. On the upside, I no longer look like a Straight Edge half-orc, but on the downside, I'm starting to slide into the whole "Londo Mollari" look.


I just shave my head.

Silver Crusade

I haven't cut my hair in 4 years...


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David M Mallon wrote:
Over the past year or so, I've started growing my hair longer than the "'81 Henry Rollins" cut I used to have. On the upside, I no longer look like a Straight Edge half-orc, but on the downside, I'm starting to slide into the whole "Londo Mollari" look.

Did someone say Londo Mollari?


Rysky wrote:
I haven't cut my hair in 4 years...

I haven't cut my hair in eleven years.

Silver Crusade

captain yesterday wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I haven't cut my hair in 4 years...
I haven't cut my hair in eleven years.

Do you ever point to a certain length of your hair when telling your kids how old they are?

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