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I like to give animals their title.

Cat: Mouser or Pounce

Dog: Dunno yet, haven't a job for a dog at this point. Maybe Wing, or something along the lines of chicken guardian in the future.


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524. You're in Whiterun and the local barfly wants to be put in her place before she'll follow you.

525. You're in Markarth and just feel like whuping the town drunk for some coin.


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Pink Dragon wrote:

In university, I studied Chemistry then went into teaching. I now have an M.Sc. and a B.Ed., but work as a patent agent.

In retrospect, I would have done math, then philosophy and then physics, and then studied the nature of God.

I had a glimpse of god in my studying this morning. He was found in actuarial life expectancy tables.


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36) Post on the internet without regretting it, angering people, saddening people, or having to defend it.


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If I believed in the character I was restoring to the throne, I'd be all for it. I'd suggest that the players pick who should be the heir. (DM could settle ties or vote too.) That would probably be the most important step on the epic campaign.


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will save dc 12 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (13) + 0 = 13
I hope I'm in a different dungeon than ya schism


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Keep them on a chain and wear them around your neck when going out adventuring. They'll help you be more aware of your surroundings, and make your scripture verses more persuasive.

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Wisdom item +2


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I'm resurrecting this thread as I recently started playing it again. There are a number of mods since my comment earlier. There are new classes and different quirks/diseases. I really don't often play non-multiplayer games, but this one I've sunk about 80 hours into so far. (Skyrim was about 80 hours too, but 360 hours on a fps)


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Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
I'd prefer the job title of "Wizard," but thus far no dice.
It's not hard to register yourself as a self proprietary consultant company, and then name yourself whatever title you want and print business cards

So I could give myself the title of say, dishwasher, bicycle repairman, wizard, get insurance for workers comp and offer to help for loot as a consultant. Hm, that sounds spectacular imo.


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I'd like to apply for a new title. I don't know what it is yet. I'm curious if the title needs to be income relevant. I'm also curious if public service would be an applicable job titling. Hopefully I'll come up with one by next Friday.


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Funny, and even slightly appropriate to the fantasy world - slaymate let's plays. He's someone who plays Darkest Dungeon pc video game and talks about it. He plays other games too. I enjoy his vocabulary (haven't heard him curse) and he seems to be having harmless fun. I guess his channel is insomnia knights here's the link Insomnia Knights


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I flaunt my imaginary pet flamingo in it's true pink color to test you. It has magical power to confuse and anger. Squack Squack it says. I'm bad at arguing so often I'll just look at my flamingo and know he's the best. I'm not even going to look at your flamingo, mine's better! That's why I didn't read carefully your flamingo posts, I'm stomping in now cuz I got the jist. Squack!


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I've been thinking about DnD stats and irl carryover and I'd simplify to 3 stats, logical, emotional, and physical. I've dumped emotional, but the other two are pretty good.


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I apologize for having a poor understanding of emotions. More specifically, knowing when they are present in an exchange of interpretations. I appreciate a neutral observer who knows when to intercede, and when not to.


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I'm going to try and be more predictable in my obligations. Bringing that down to earth a bit, keep my word. I'm likely to post in this thread Thursday and say Happy new year. Or I kind of like "cheers" so I'll probably post that.


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Local layabout.


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Apply myself to a vocation. I like the wording of good intention better than resolution. Even better imo is the word deciding. I'm deciding to apply myself to a vocation.


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I'm thankful for this messageboard, grateful for the platform of D&D, and am blessed by the people with whom I've played the game with. Happy T-day.


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Imbicatus wrote:
Kir'Eshe wrote:

I brush me teeth.

I wouldn't normally count personal hygiene, but this is a gamer board. :P

Understandable that personal hygiene wouldn't count. It is more of a habit than a ritual.

Here's a ritual (I think anyhow), I enjoy listening to era specific music when visiting past stomping grounds. I often either have an album or mixed tape that I used to listen to when I lived in different towns, and when I go back, I try and bring them out and listen to them.


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Cook, innkeeper, wainwright, explorer, gambler, bard, gentry (not sure if that's a job), scholar, tailor, and all around peasant. I try to DIY all I can, it's fun. I formerly was a level 4 priest of Abadar, but now I worship Brigh.


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Haven't played game, but commend you anyhow. The back in the day games I'd like to finish, I end up watching let's plays of on youtube. It's cool that you put in the gameplay.


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Ok, scratch what I may have posted before. Double chocolate truffle is my favorite now. Mint chocolate chip means nothing to me anymore. Well, maybe a little. She can show up when my chocolate truffle is no more.


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Yarr, started playing again after a break. Lost both of my hellions today. I enjoy the challenge! It carries well into the jade regent adventure path, where there is a large group with a common mission.


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I fantisize about giving edward snowden a hug. And maybe some holiday cookies.


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I bought a Tiffany (1987 "I think We're Alone Now") record for 30 cents this weekend. While listening to it I read the wikipedia entry. Turns out she posed for playboy. My memory has just been sold, angel is a centerfold.


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Yes the end of an era. Eclypsed by 27/7 cartoon networks where you don't need to be worried about waking up in time. Where we don't have to dread the last cartoon ending, then bowling coming on. Where the commercials on the cartoon network are about different cartoons (and one about kid through adult sized footed pajamas). It is the end of an era, a routine of saturday morning cartoons. It has been replaced with the loafing middle-ager who sleeps in on saturdays and watches cartoons mid-day. The era has grown up, as we have, and we couldn't be prouder.


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My feelings are hurt by this. The variety of his act, from standup to gwh and gmv, gave me the impression that he had experience with absolute euphoria as well as hopeless despair. I am grateful he could harvest that intensity and portray it through his acting.

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I also feel a little better having posted.


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I'll admit, this weekend wasn't the greatest for me, but, I did notice a few things that have been helpful. I am a believer in habit, and habits can be fun (and not bad for you). I wear different apparel for different activities and times. This may be no-brainer for some, but I used to get up, put on jeans and a shirt, and that was what I wore. Everyday, all day. Now when I want to work out, I'll change into workout cloths, and even if I don't feel like going for a walk or bike ride before, once I do I tend to be more open to it. A long hot shower @ night then into my pj's gets me sleepier than usual, and once I'm out of pj's in the morning I'm dressed for something else. (work cloths for work, jeans for erronds or apartmentwork/cleaning). It is a little intuitive, and fairly simple stuff, but it tends to work for me. This is probably the 2nd step after making a habit of meditating.
on meditating:

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I've found that having a plesant scent around for meditation helps me focus on the present moment. I guess that's why the inscense is big in the east (I don't use inscense because of smoke). This weekend I was tweaking out for a bit (ate some unhealthy stuff), eventually I meditated for 10 minutes and prettymuch completely snapped out of it. I had neglected to do it the prior day and think it caught up to me.


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td;drt
I just finished a book on habits. The descriptor is why we do what we do in work and life. It is helping me to change my habit of playing cards to a habit of going to the gym. In your case, if you have trouble continuing an activity, try making it part of a schedule. For instance if you wish 10k posts on the paizo website, start with after breakfast i'll read and post once, or i'll just visit the site for 1/2 hour tomorrow. Then increase the post/time as you feel more comfortable. The thing about habits is they are somewhat unconscious. We preserve brainpower by just following a routine without thinking about it. That is nice especially when you're thinking too much. gl hf.


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I'm part witch from my mother's side, so it's easy for me to float along. It sort of looks like i'm swimming, but more like a beach ball being pushed by the wind.


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The first computer I used was an apple. I carry an ipod on me pretty much all day now. Happy birthday, you don't look 30, in fact, each year you seem brand new.


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Something like Gattica. Or Brave New World.


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In the future we will all wear unitards! I hope we still have the option to accessorize with hats.


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Government actually embraces bitcoin in meeting.

I agree that it's a speculative virtual object currently. Pricing must be a nightmare for vendors. We can use it to purchase real things. I donated to a radio show in bitcoins. Mises.org offers purchase in bitcoins as do a gold/silver dealer site i found.

I'm not sure I follow your post yellow. Bitcoins are mined by user's computers who verify transactions. A company cannot create bitcoins unless they have computers that do the work. Even then, bitcoins are released at a steady rate based on work input. The OP seems like the printing press of Bernanke senario, but bitcoin doesn't work like that.
The amount of bitcoins released into circulation is fixed. I might have just misunderstood your post.


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The minds behind the current game system spent their dilinquent youth forced through the pathfinder program for troubled teens. Once released they named it pathfinder to describe their adventures in the wilds.


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translating Thomas's post:

Am smash.

Am smite.

Am stab.

I play am stab now. Natural attacks is probably optimal for vivisectionist.


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I don't hate dwarves.
Hating another race is racism.
And racism is for dwarves.


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Daniel Pace 505 wrote:

Amulet of mighty fists works with melee only special abilities, from the srd it says:

Alternatively, this amulet can grant melee weapon special abilities, so long as they can be applied to unarmed attacks.

I don't see how furious wouldn't apply to an unarmed attack any more than the basic + enhancement

I read that since it says "can only apply to melee weapons" in the description of the enhancement of furious means that unarmed strikes are excluded. I note this because other enhancements don't have a qualifier on what they apply to. From your quote "so long as they can be applied to unarmed attacks".


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clustered shot. (may be partial because playing ranged character now, but it really kicks!)


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confusion bomb:

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Confusion Bomb* (Su): The alchemist's bombs twist the target's perception of friend and foe. A creature that takes a direct hit from a confusion bomb takes damage from the bomb and is under the effect of a confusion spell for 1 round per caster level of the alchemist. Reduce the amount of normal damage dealt by the bomb by 2d6 (so a bomb that would normally deal 6d6+4 points of damage deals 4d6+4 points of damage instead). An alchemist must be at least 8th level before selecting this discovery.

confusion spell:

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School enchantment (compulsion) [mind-affecting]; Level bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 4

Casting Time 1 standard action

Components V, S, M/DF (three nutshells)

Range medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)

Targets all creatures in a 15-ft.-radius burst

Duration 1 round/level

Saving Throw Will negates; Spell Resistance yes

This spell causes confusion in the targets, making them unable to determine their actions. Roll on the following table at the start of each subject's turn each round to see what it does in that round.

d%

Behavior

01–25

Act normally

26–50

Do nothing but babble incoherently

51–75

Deal 1d8 points of damage + Str modifier to self with item in hand

76–100

Attack nearest creature (for this purpose, a familiar counts as part of the subject's self)

A confused character who can't carry out the indicated action does nothing but babble incoherently. Attackers are not at any special advantage when attacking a confused character. Any confused character who is attacked automatically attacks its attackers on its next turn, as long as it is still confused when its turn comes. Note that a confused character will not make attacks of opportunity against any creature that it is not already devoted to attacking (either because of its most recent action or because it has just been attacked).


thanks! gather information 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (13) + 0 = 13


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I second the Eldrich knight instead of the AA, I was going for Arcane archer, but decieded to take EK instead. Bonus combat feat, yes please. Take transmutation as specalty school and you'll have plenty of duration spells to cast on your weapon, prettymuch all day. (Extend spell feat) I still only have a masterwork bow at 11th level, I just cast gravity bow and greater magic weapon and keen on it. Magical knack is a nice trait to take. Anyhow have fun, I'm having fun playing my "Arcane Archer" eldrich knight.


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Learn the words of power, slay dragon and absorb soul, then shout to destroy enemies!