Johnny Depp Puppet's page

JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!

*hides underneath the floorboards under Count Reiner Heydrich's coffin, impales the Count in mid-slumbers with a foot-pedal-operated car jack*

*sneaks up on Vidmaster7 from behind, razor in hand*

JOHNNY DEPP....

No Place Like London

JOHNNY DEPP!

Johnny Depp...Depp Johnny!!!

JOHNNY DEPP!

*crowns GoatToucher with a big paper hat with the word "PRO-MO-TI-ON" on it in gold glitter-glue*

*walks up to Vidmaster7, barber's razor in one hand*

Johnny Depp...?

Johnny Depp?

*picks Win up off ground, contemplates it*

*feels chest*

...DEPP!

Johnny Depp!!!

*slices, dices, makes Julienne Kileanna-fries*

@Johnny Depp Puppet:
I'm not into self-centered men, sorry.

*slowly lowers head*

Johnny Deeeeeeeeeepp...*sniff*

*A mysterious wooden woman appears, replacing The Wolf's severed foot with a pinecone*

*notices mysterious wooden woman*

*eyes expand to 50X normal size, pop out of sockets, and float in air while making noise like a car horn*

*jaw falls to ground, tongue rolls out like a long carpet*

*heart-shaped protrusion begins bulging out from beneath shirt*

JOHN-NYYYYYYYYYYYYY DEPPPPPP!!!

*draws his long sword to prepare to chase away all the RP*

Depp!!!

*enters en garde pose, points sword at Vidmaster7 with a flourish*

*flourish goes horribly awry, slices off The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan's foot*

Johnny Depp...?

Johnny Depp?

*looks around*

Johnny Deeeeeeeppppppp....

*is still absent-mindedly holding sword*

Johnny...Depp?

*wanders around in confusion, turns sideways a bit too quickly, accidentally slices Kileanna's foot clean off with super-vorpal cutlass*

JOHNNY DEPP?!?!

*draws tiny cutlass, uses it to cut way out of yarn mess, then points it at Dr Pirate*

JOHNNY DEPP.

*looks up at the sky, shrugs*

Johnny Depp?

Johnny Depp....

*waves*

Johnny DEPP!!!

*gets tangled up in color-coded yarn*

Johnny...Depp?

*extends scissor-clawed arms wide; just wants a hug...perhaps*

Johnny Depp!

*assaults John Cena Puppet with scissor-like claws*

JOHNNY DEPP, JOHNNY DEPP, JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!

*runs around in a chocolate store, slashing it to shreds with cutlass-hands*

"Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you."
- JOHNNY DEPP!

*impales Kenderkin on scissor-like appendages*

Deppity-Depp Depp!

Johnny: 1d399 ⇒ 353

Johnny Depp?

JOHNNY DEPP!!!

*scissor-handed judo chop to Poog's neck*

JOHNNY!!!

JOHNNY DEPP!

GM-GM-GM-GM-Johhhnnnnyyy DEPP!

*bans GM_Beernorg to a comfy barber's chair*

DEPP!

JOHNNY DEPP! *tries to throttle the hand controlling him*

*pours a cup of psychedelic tea, offers it to Matt Damon Puppet apologetically*

Johnny Depp.

*impales Matt Damon Puppet through both ears with a pair of scissors*

Johnny Depp!

*offers Matt Damon Puppet a bottle of rum*

*realizes too late bottle of rum is empty*

*looks around, looks around some more, finally finds different, mostly-full bottle of rum to offer Matt Damon Puppet*

Johnny Depp?

Johnny Depp! *waves politely at Darklord Morius*

...Johnny Depp???

Deppity Depp-Depp!

*makes paper snowflake chain in a Matt Damon Puppet-and-Darklord Morius pattern*

JOHNNYYYYY DEPP!!! *explodes violently*