I was doing so well too. I thought wow this could be it! this could be the Big one!
*tosses a big, black, spherical bomb with hissing fuse back at Vidmaster7, labeled "the Big one"*
Interesting concept, IHIYC, I would have just told Vidmaster7 (if he indeed wanted to catch "the Big One") to go fishing.
Isn't it lying on a table in GoatToucher's workroom, silently praying for the sweet release of death?
We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.
Would you like to see?
And THAT, boys and girls, is why noone else has ever posted on this thread.
GoatToucher wrote: We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.
Would you like to see?
We all know about your ingrown toenail.
Pulg wrote: We all know about your ingrown toenail. Ah, so you've already seen my p***s then.
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One yam is very much like another, I find.
*blows kiss to audience* well good night everybody!
Johnny Depp?
*picks Win up off ground, contemplates it*
Hey, I just noticed something: Dateline - October 12, 2017....
Nope still don't like Kevin James.
*looks at clock, swipes the Win back from Vidmaster7*
Welp, that's your 60 minutes up. Good Morning.
*rings bell* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....
But that wasn't long enough. Lets try and give this on a little more time.
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Yes it was. Good Morning.
*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....
I still have an hour to fight for the win before my shift is over so BEWARE!
*TICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICK....*
Could it be?!? A full-sized clockwork man with beard of finest electrum wire?!?
*pries Vidmaster7's chest cavity open with scary, overelaborate tools, enthusiastically raids it for parts*
...Oh, bother. There wasn't actually anything good in it. Except for this.
*holds up entire aluminium soda can*
You, my little friend, just need a good washing, and I am certain I can find a use for you!
*runs off happily, forgets to close Vidmaster7 back up*
This thread has gotten so violent lately. I mean sure i'm immortal but that is no excuse to dismember me.
*eyes Vidmaster7's liver from afar*
You'll need some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Nope. Just some loquats.
*dives in, rips out Vidmaster7's liver*
Hope you didn't 'grow' too attached to it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*flies off as Vidmaster7's liver slowly begins regrowing, eats it with loquats*
*stares at Vidmaster7 while eating*
Hmm...now I want some nuts, too....
Sigh everybody's a comedian.
But not everybody can do PUN MAGIC!
But some of us were very clawlsy educated in the subject.
BOOOO! You 'SUCK!'
*Un-Bear-able Puns is suddenly caught in a vortex of air*
Ha now when people call me a blow hard they will really mean it.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Yes it was. Good Morning.
*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....
:squawks loudly:
He's laid an egg!
Oh no. Not an egg.
*Turns pale. Retches violently*
You bring the yolks and I’ll bring the yuks!
I doubt you'll bring enough of these so called "Yuks"
Yuk bites can be very painful.
Tell me, Clarice, have the yuks stopped screaming?
So THIS is how clown phobia's start.
*raps on Vidmaster7's Closet door*
Hey, couldja turn it down out there? I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle In here!
No wait THAT is how it starts^
I was mostly seeing if the restriction on identical posts applied once per thread or once per poster. It appears to be once per thread.
You may all leave now I have returned to win this post as it was preordained.
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Ah. Old school.
Well, I can do that.
No you don't. I win.
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What is a Win?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: What is a Win?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!
BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!!!
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Parry
Riposte
Parry
Riposte
Feint
Lunge
Spank
Win.
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