"Ahghaghh, FIRE! Aghhhh!" El Beasto quickly stops, drops and rolls.
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As the spider's swarm over El Beasto he shouts out, "OH, NO! NOT THE SPIDERS! NOT THE SPIDERS! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH! AUAGHAGHABGHA" -Posted with Wayfinder
"El Terrible has always been a cheat! No doubt he is scurrying about down here waiting for his opportunity to strike. There is only one logical thing to do." "We must traverse the sewers with our eyes shut to entice him to reveal himself in an ambush!" El Beasto nods to himself before squinting his eyes shut and matching off down a random tunnel. -Posted with Wayfinder
"Hmmm.. My opponents must train here often, they all smell like this when they step into the ring, WITH THE CHAMP!" says El Beasto flexing mightily and taking up position in the front of the group. -Posted with Wayfinder
"The sewers are no doubt the home of El Terrible! Surely she has slinked off to her master's lair!" -Posted with Wayfinder
James goes back into the gambling hall to get de-beastified and starts repairing the wall he destroyed. -Posted with Wayfinder
"I agree Blackjack! Clearly this Aranea figure is only meant to put us on a false trail, away from the true culprit, El Terrible!" -Posted with Wayfinder
El Beasto puts down the spider that up until that moment he had in the rack, "Wait a second! Is El Terrible really not behind this attack!?" -Posted with Wayfinder
El Beasto would be joining the others in conversation about the revelation of the card, but he is preoccupied performing various maneuvers on the now dead spiders.
"Zombie Spiders you say!? Surely this is indeed the work of El Terrible!"
"THE ONLY ONE IN DANGER IS EL TERRIBLE WHEN HE STEPS FOOT INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE TONIGHT WITH EL BEASTO!" -Posted with Wayfinder
"What!? You distracted me!" "Listen here! You're coming to tonight's match to watch the incredible ELLLLLL BEAASTOOO! Take on El Terrible!" "I'm giving you a ticket like it or not." Turning to Blackjack, "What could be more important than introductions!?" -Posted with Wayfinder
"What!? You've never heard of the King of the Ring!? The Champ!? The one and only!? El BEASTO!?" says Beasto as he hoists two of the dead spider's legs into the air and waiting three seconds before turning to his new attacker.
El Beasto was clearly so distraught to learn that he wasn't known by every citizen of Sommweir that he momentarily fumbled his attempt at grappling his new spider attacker. -Posted with Wayfinder
El Beasto keeps hold of his Full Nelson while arcing backwards and performing a Suplex on the vile spider, sending it head first into the ground! -Posted with Wayfinder
People who cast abundant ammunition. And it's not just magical ammunition, it includes things like adamantine arrows. -Posted with Wayfinder
"Spiders! Well my arachnid friends, I'm afraid you're looking at the best Wrestler in all the WWE and having four more limbs surely isn't going to end up well for you." El Beasto charges and grapples a spider! Putting it into the Full Nelson!
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"I think you should know Blackjack, that whatever is going on, it's very likely that El Terrible is behind it." "He has a match with me tonight, as I'm sure you know - - - you are coming to watch, aren't you?" "Anyways, no doubt El Terrible is using this as a distraction, perhaps to acquire illicit performance enhancing substances to have a chance with me in the ring." "I just thought you ought to be aware of this." -Posted with Wayfinder
"It's not about the money! It's about sending a message!" says El Beasto as he indicates to himself with both thumbs and laughing.
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Suddenly! A part of the wall to the Lucky Rabbit is knocked out, and out steps, EL BEASTO! Flashing his Championship Belt. And shouting, "The Champ!... Is!... HERE!!" I'll need to pay Arthur to pay me to fix this wall of his. -Posted with Wayfinder
The sound of pots and pans hitting the floor echo out across the hall as James throws them all into the air and runs off to the bathrooms shouting, "Monsters!? Dear gods no! Someone save us!" -Posted with Wayfinder
in MY Play-by-Post? It's more likely than you think.
James nods and makes his way over to Arthur and grabs the cookware, carrying it off the the kitchens.
James wiped away the sweat from his brow, he'd been working on this set of bathrooms in the Lucky Rabbit for most of the day, but he was finally starting to make headway. Least of all it was taking him so long because he was still thinking about his upcoming title defense match with El Terrible. James knew that he would win the match but he just couldn't put his finger on how to best finish. It seemed natural to go with the Chelaxian Suplex from the top rope. But there was a certain something to reversing El Terrible's Owlbear Press Slam into the Beasto Bomb. Aside from that, James was thinking on how to best approach Arthur about perhaps expanding the Lucky Rabbit to function as a new arena for the WWE. Their current establishment limited crowd draw and they both could benefit, Wild Wrestling Enterprises from the increased occupancy and the Lucky Rabbit from more patrons. The trick, would be to mention it in such a way as to come off as a fan and not, in fact, the Indomitable, One and Only, King of the Ring, El Beasto! In any case, James checked over his work, confident he had performed his job to the best of his ability he went out onto the floor of the Hall, perhaps he would enjoy a game of cards before seeking out Arthur for payment and their talk.
El Beasto just buys one by himself. Problem solved.
How do spells that give a +1 or +2 to weapons work? Do they stack with these bonuses? (If not, it doesn't make sense to learn a spell that gives a +1) To be fair, it usually never made sense to learn those spells to begin with. Even if you were level one and afraid of Shadows it's better to just carry an oil.
+1 weapons are banned (according to standard ABP I believe), instead consider weapon effects, the like of Furious, etc. Also, they cost 2k gold for said enchants, how are you at 1500g remaining.
Pretty much in the same boat, 1500g and not much tangible to spend it on. I'll probably end up buying myself a wand of some sort as well.
as someone who has played warpriest can confirm it's good It was a lot better back when it had full BAB, but Gestalt solves this. No idea why Paizo decided on that change, but that's right around when they started changing things for arbitrary reasons which they have since lost their mind entirely and starting nerfing everything under the sun.
The bigger question is action economy and fight duration for you. In an extended fight where a cleric is allowed to get all their buffs up and running they will out perform the Warpriest hand over fist. But, let's say this isn't the case and instead the combat lasts 5 rounds. Well the cleric spends the first two buffing up and then goes in and is super strong but the fight will likely already be heavily swayed by then. Meanwhile the Warpriest has already buffed himself and been smacking people around from the word go.
Well, no, a warpriest isn't quite it. Melina's devotion to Shelyn is so strong that she throws herself into melee combat without armor in order to right wrongs. So a Sacred Fist Warpriest? Use a Glaive anyways, Avenger makes you proficient. Take Crusaders Flurry. Be awesome.
Was is it that you're trying to accomplish with the character? It sounds like a Warpriest might be closer to what you're looking for.
Pretty sure we're at like 6 or 7?
I'm working on finishing up a dread/vigilante, I've worked out a build that should let her deliver most of my class abilities via ranged attacks. Should be fun hitting a guy with a longbow arrow for a ton of damage and then he runs away in terror. I just wish there was a magic item that let me alter my voice, the closest I can find is the elixir of thunderous voice, which is a one-time thing. Mask of Stony Demeanor makes everything you say completely monotone.
"Don't you worry, nobody is going to be hitting you without making the mistake of challenging the Champ! Ha ha!"
Got it.
Have you had a chance to check my message Rynjin?
Stat block is done, everything check out Rynjin?
El Beasto checks in!
I submit to you, EL BEASTO! the Tetori Monk/Avenger Vigilante. By day he is Camden James, mild mannered handyman. BUT BY NIGHT! His alter ego takes over and he becomes! ELLLLLL BEASTOOOOO! Current reigning champion of the Wild Wrestling Enterprise. -Posted with Wayfinder
The Champ...Is...HERE! |