"Almost there," says the halfling rogue. "So, uh, tell me a little something about yourself."
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"Son of a satyr!" exclaims Iris. "Sorry this is taking so long. This lock's a bit tricky."
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"It might be. Stand back. This could be booby trapped." Iris's face contorts in concentration as she works the lock.
Iris sighs and says, "Fine, I suppose that will have to do." She enters the tent, searches the lockbox for any traps, tries disabling one if she finds it, then attempts to open the lock. (check for traps)
Iris looks inexplicably disappointed when Bran shrinks down to size. "So much for a foot race." As the non-combatant freed prisoners approach the party and introduce themselves, she waves and says hi to them. "Hi, Alice. I'm Iris. Pleased to meet you." Noticing the bald man's fine apparel, she steps toward him saying, "That's a fine outfit, Greg. You look like you've got some money. I wouldn't say 'no' to a generous reward for your rescue."
Iris is unused to such high praise. She bows low to Zelligar, her smile threatening to engulf her whole face. "Thanks for that. I didn't think anyone would notice. Sorry about sending the dragon your way. I thought the gorge would provide you with some cover. Bran sure fought impressively. I saw his exploits from the tower." "Is the dragon dead? We may get some use from its hide, if we skin it carefully, and its blood, teeth, and claws may be valuable."
Iris dips her shoulder to one side as Dai's arrows whizzes past her and kills the last hobgoblin. "Good shot, whoever you are." She still looks very much like a goblin, though she may have forgotten about this tiny detail in the heat of battle. The halfling rogue cleans and sheathes her blade. She draws her wand and begins using it to heal herself, Lavinia, and Dai before looting the nearest corpses. "You fought well. What are your names? Mine's Iris. Come, I will heal your wounds." (DM's request)
(self)
(Lavinia)
Iris charges toward the last, sole survivor. "Hurry up and die so I can loot your corpse!"
Paging Dai and Lavinia. It is your turns.
Iris winks at Lavinia, then delivers a coup de grace to the next sleeping hobgoblin. She then steps diagonally toward her final victim.
Iris strikes once more at the hobgoblin who stands between her and Dai, hitting him in such a way that he becomes disoriented.
"Thanks!" Iris tries to gut the hobgoblin.
"You there, escaped prisoner! Help me send this hobgoblin to his grave!" Iris waits for Dai (or Lavinia) to move into position before using the distraction to gut their opponent.
Dai, please 5-foot step to the right and help me flank.
Good eye, Zelligar.
Slumber hex, coup de grace: Lather, rinse, repeat. If Dai can get in the face of the third archer, that would be great.
When she notices one of the escaped prisoners trying to taunt the hobgoblins into attacking him, she shouts at them, "Kill me if you can, you sons of motherless goats. I am the traitor who got all of your comrades killed."
Iris drinks another potion, then moves in for the attack.
Iris has a potion of CMW that you could use. We could make a break for the tower with Iris taking up a rearguard position so no one could get at you. We could make a break for the bridge. You could follow Iris in a mighty leap across the gorge. Or we can stand and fight.
"So be it. To the last." Iris steps past the body of the hobgoblin she just slaughtered and delivers a coup de grace to the sergeant.
Iris stabs her hobgoblin in the other armpit, and continues doing so until he falls. She tries disguising her voice as the sergeant's and bluffing the remaining hobgoblins into surrendering their arms. Goblin:
"We're done for, lads. We've lost. Drop your weapons. We surrender."
Iris strikes at the same blinded archer.
At long last, Iris charges into the fray. She strikes at the rightmost archer .
Iris stands up and drinks from the vial containing the opaque milky liquid that she stole from the dragon's lair. She takes a step toward the archers.
If you roll well on the first roll, then that roll should apply to everyone. If you roll poorly on the first roll, then you should roll separately for each target.
Is burning hands damage the same for each target, or should it be rolled separately for each one?
If the way stays clear of friendlies, they are lined up rather nicely for burninghands. We go at the same time. I will wait and let you post first, then stab the flaming survivors.
Do any range increments apply vs Zelligar? -Posted with Wayfinder
Is it possible to do ventriloquism without magic using skill alone? If so, which skill would be most applicable?
Well worth the sixty foot plunge. Hopefully we can slaughter these hobgobs in a timely fashion and come to your aid. I'll need a flanking buddy. How long will it take you to arm yourself, Dai? Will you be using Burning Hands next, Lavinia?
It might if they are blinded by glitterdust and she imitates their sergeant's voice perfectly. ;)
What kind of action would it be for Iris to command the goblins to fall prone? [goblin]"Enemy crossbowmen! Incoming volley! Drop to the ground!"[/goblin]
Does Tal'ariel have access to a protection from evil spell? I believe that would prevent the hellhounds from being able to attack her.
Iris grabs all of the potions. Noticing the commotion around the slave pens and remembering her core mission, she decides to wait to drink them, instead hurling herself from the tower. The landing knocks the wind out of her and she suffers a light scratch, but as soon as she stands up, she will be ready for action.
It could be worse, Lavinia. You could send a dragon directly at the party.
Seeing no quick and easy victory vs. this hobgoblin, Iris decides to waste no more time with him. She leaps across the gap to the other tower. Along the way to help the prisoners escape, she uses her quick hands to stash three of the potions on her person. She drinks the fourth, the clear potion.
Iris steps away from her assailant and draws a potion with such godlike speed that is seems to appear in her hand as if by magic. She gulps down the contents of the vial, then smashes it on the floor between them. "Haha!" plus Quick Draw
The hellhounds are busy eating their snacks. Koth's head was laced with tryptophan, so they should fall asleep after that.
Iris exclaims, "What? Traitors! Ozzyrandion will hear about this!" Unable to keep a straight face, she bursts out laughing.
Yippie!
Iris takes note of the potions and the horn for her return trip. First she plans on taking out the archer in the adjacent tower. She runs and leaps across the gap stopping right next to the archer so as to corner him. Goblin:
"I'm here to help. I've got a bow. Where's your target?" (long jump, DC to clear 20 feet is 20)
Sorry about sending the dragon your way. I thought you might try to hide. Leading it away would be perfect. Divide and conquer. -Posted with Wayfinder
Iris peeks as the dragon takes to the air. She prays that the others have hidden themselves well enough. When it reaches her party, while the guards are distracted, she rises and approaches the nearest guard to strike up a conversation with him. Goblin:
"Is he always that gruff? Got any meat?" Without waiting for a reply, in a blur of motion, she draws her rapier and stabs him in the chest. If this is enough to kill him, she swiftly moves to his side and holds him up as if nothing just happened. If he lives, she bewilders him .
Okay, ready to proceed. That is a better lie.
Hold up a second. I'm going to tweak my lies a little. |