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Naked partisanship!

THE POWER OF DANCEY COMPELS YOU!

Our PostMonster General, who art in Redmond,

tentacled be thine eyes.
thy spawndom come,
thy script be done,
online as it is on servers.
Give us this day our missing posts.
And protect us from trolls,
as we do flag their troll-dens.
And lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from No Store.
Amen.

I have highlighted the text of today's homily above...

Our PostMonster General, who art in Redmond,
tentacled be thine eyes.
thy spawndom come,
thy script be done,
online as it is on servers.
Give us this day our missing posts.
And protect us from trolls,
as we do flag their troll-dens.
And lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from No Store.
Amen.

When the Master steals a word, he gives it a new pronunciation. BOW! BOW MORTAL SCUM!!!! Then, eat your pee-can PIEs!

Naturally, I got a few more in.

Gygaxian PIE. Mmm...

Are you going to buy one of Gary Gygax's cigar boxes off of eBay?

You all may learn much of the puffin on this matter. He will take you to the mystic lands of OWENS, and there the spiritual eye of your taste buds will be opened.

lets scare Gary

As if you can scare the Eldest One! FOOL!

Somebody got married? But was it a Gygaxian Naturalist Wedding?

I presided over the ecology.

While not EEvail, it's clearly chaotic, and therefore atoneworthy.

Please stop with the animal comparison, as it's really just comparing apples to oranges.

A wyvern killing because it's hungry is no where near the same as an animal killing because it's hungry. For crying out loud, you are the one trying to say that it should be treated differently for being sentient!

Compare apples to apples. Transpose "Neutral human" for Wyvern in your sentences:

"Mr. Fishy thinks that Neutral Humans with 7 Int aren't evil because they don't pursue an evil agenda. They're man eaters out of hunger or in defence of territory, not a malious intent to cause suffering to other creatures."

"at least the Neutral Human with 7 Int eats his kill."

This is a more apt comparison.

If you treat the wyvern as a base animal, and thus exempt of morality and retaining neutral alignment despite committing morally evil acts... then he can be slaughtered as you would a dangerous animal that threatens innocent people.

You can't have it both ways.

It's almost like you're saying a monster isn't an animal. Let us all ponder this truth together.

Mr.Fishy wrote:

So is knifing a guy in his sleep honorable? Point blank your defintion is it honorable to kill a sleeping enemy?

No. Killing someone is never to be extolled as a good act. Next question?

A real paladin would smother baby Hitler in his crib.

You all are going to HELL.
1d9 ⇒ 5

You have all strayed from my ways! ::Hands out brown booklets::

Just finished Cook's The Questing Hero (volume 2.1 of the American reckoning). From the back cover:

"WELL-CRAFTED...THOROUGHLY ENJOYABLE.
I happily recommend it to everyone who enjoys
the wonderment of magical worlds where only
pure fantasy roams."
--Gary Gygax

EDIT: For this one, I kind of wish I had a Hierarch of G'n Super-Naturalism.

Well, now you can go to my list and cheer all you want.

Also, I really enjoy Maliszewski's stuff, even though I don't completely agree with him -- and certainly Finch and the 3e Hate gang labor under a bunch of delusions, as far as I'm concerned.

::Blows dust off of thread::

Sebastian wrote:

I swear, the only thing worse than a troll is an unskilled troll.

Don't worry, the great and mighty Gygax supports you from beyond the grave. Never let the flames of verisimilitude die!

Allelugax!

Speak unto me child! I will wipe your sins away with the power of Gygaxian Naturalism!

Edit- Oh! The Hierarch is here. All praise the Hierarch!

<rolls a d20>

ALLELUGAX, Brother!

A NAT 20! Roll to confirm!

alleynbard wrote:

Urizen wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

You don't own the Iron Kingdoms hardcovers?

Tragic.

*sobs* I know....

Nor the Ptolus hardcover either...

<uncomfortable silence>

I need Gygaxian Redemption. How shall I find it? *sniffle* *wipes snot on forearm*

I am HERE to REDEEM the lost lamb.

ALLELUGAX! RECEIVE REDEMPTION, BROTHER!
::Smacks Urizen on the head soundly with mace::
BEGONE, spirit of NONPOSSESSION!
::Smacks harder, repeatedly::

Anti-paladins prove that Gygax subscribed to the Augustinian theory of evil as privation of the good.

4e sucks!

*SMITE LEPRECHAUN!*

The divine laws don't work without a divine interpreter!

SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!

*SMITE*

Non-canonical Gygax?

Gygax and Goblins FTW

I approve.

More power!

David, I hope you gather all your monsters up into a pdf, titled perhaps Bestiarum Fryerensis.

I agree.

Be gone, lesser devil! For I serve the greatest master of all!

Dismisses Sebastian's TID.

** spoiler omitted **

Join a cult. You know you wanna.

Help rebuild our fallen temple.

Lord Gygax demands that this receive more attention.

Smitin' time?

:@

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It bugs me when people offer super-reductionistic readings of my posts, and then I have to make statement's like" "If players are to play characters in a shared world, they must have some knowledge of it. Otherwise, you're not role-playing, you're playing 'Guess what I'm thinking.'".

[Insert my foot punting the poodle's ass here]

The pontification of the cleric in heavy armor cannot be stopped!

HUZZAH!

Ask yourself, does he have heavy armor on under those robes?

I fate weebles.

Nature is definitely a reason.

Stings frog underneath him.

In hell there is no morality and therefore no reason to punish the wicked.

"Kicks" is not a reason?

I had given up on obliteration.

Not just a priest, poxymoron.

Bonks with ceremonial mace.

He's definitely a profane cowpie.

Here! Here!

Sheesh...you're welcome

I don't think we state anywhere that this is a possible way of becoming a god. We address different means of achieving godhood in the intro to Gods and Magic, but "get a lot of people to think you're a god" isn't one of them.

IMPRIMATUR

NIHIL OBSTAT

When it wins, print a special sticker to slap on all the covers.

Smites Derarch of Houstonian Rejectionism!

My new weapons: Mace of Disassociated Mechanicist Smiting and Dagger of Paizo-blamers Slaying.