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13 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Scintillae wrote:

"Send help. They're learning to 'Old Town Road' line dance."

"So they're horsing around?"
"...I no longer need help."

Twist: The kids only break into the dance in front of Scint. In front of everyone else, they just sit there quietly.


Freehold DM wrote:
Woran wrote:
I like eating my bacon raw.
that is nutty...

Mmmm, porky


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Hey! Caught up for now!

Just a Mort wrote:
Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:

Hey.

Hey man.

Hey.

Lick the frog.

Do it.

I dare you.

Lick the frog.

It's a wild trip, man.

Do it.

You have to lick the right frog

♫♪ "Sweet little princess, let me introduce his frogness..." ♫♪


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

Sweeeeeeeet!!!

Edit: This post was in response to Stratagemini's update, not to the loss of the grippli.

Admit it...there was a little bit in that about the grippli...

>:)

Seeing as how Muppet Treasure Island is one of my most favourite movies of all time? No.

{flails arms happily}


Do you get your jokes as the prizes in boxes of Kobold Kracker JacKs or from Bazooka Jacobs bubble gum wrappers?


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{Fry squints at the "Great & Snarkyful TOZ", sips tea}


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KingOfAnything wrote:
I'm sorry I'm browsing the new avatars instead of doing what else I should be doing.

Me too.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Going to bus driving practice now. It's very surreal riding in one of these yellow monsters. It's been a while
Do you sing "Wheels On The Bus" while you drive? ;)
I don't want them to realize how crazy I am until I get the job

Now I want to see a Studio Ghibli-inspired Monkeybus. :)


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captain yesterday wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~sneaks up behind Captain Yesterday, picks his pocket, examines everything, puts all but the lint back in, and sneaks away~
Hey! Give me back my lint, the lint you put back is getting lonely. :-)

Sharoth needs the lint to complete the game (yes, really).


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Lamontius wrote:
OP please tell me your GM will allow you to reskin your weasel as a hamster named Boo

+1

Also, I'd like a Pauly Shore brawler/monk archetype too.


Oh, come on. Two Guys and a Girl wasn't that bad, and Fillian didn't even join until the second season (which was still years before he joined the Tainted by Whedon list).

{dresses Freehold voodoo doll in a Captain Hammer cosplay}


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Commandant Happy Hour wrote:
She only got the bourbon.

This sounds tasty, although I'd cook the onions down to sweet & brown, and throw on a slice or two of thick peppery bacon.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Highlander II: The Quickening drinking game

Clearly, Dave has been possessed by the liver of a Cold War-era Soviet.