paizo.com Recent Posts by Hermit the Frogpaizo.com Recent Posts by Hermit the Frog2016-08-17T23:26:26Z2016-08-17T23:26:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=112?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#55972020-12-02T17:30:18Z2020-12-01T23:51:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CIRP3OwHWkf/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The next thing I knew, I was driving down a deserted New Mexico highway...</a> </blockquote><p><span class=tiny>{<i>swats away hallucinatory Arthur C. Clarkes</i>} Can't stop here, this is monolith country.</span>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote> There’s a new one in Romania. </blockquote><p>.
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♫ <i>...I light my phone and wave it for the
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<a href="https://youtu.be/m3a4OTh2Y8w?t=40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">New monolith on Monday</a>
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As I TikTok through the night
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I streamed the whole way
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With Lou Reed's satellite...</i> ♫</p>quibblemuch wrote:The next thing I knew, I was driving down a deserted New Mexico highway...
{swats away hallucinatory Arthur C. Clarkes} Can't stop here, this is monolith country. quibblemuch wrote:There’s a new one in Romania.
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♫ ...I light my phone and wave it for the
New monolith on Monday
As I TikTok through the night
I streamed the whole way
With Lou Reed's satellite... ♫Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-12-01T23:51:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4902?Deep-6-FaWtL#2450532020-04-27T23:53:39Z2020-04-27T23:15:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Yesterday, A Team wrote:</div><blockquote> Alright, I get to pound some stakes into the ground. </blockquote><p>I'm gonna need a bigger hammer.
<p>Fortunately I always carry a bigger hammer with me. </blockquote><p>When Billie Corrigan sang "The World is a vampire", I thought he was just using a metaphor, not telling the objective truth!
<p>Stake it! Stake the Earth! {<i>flails arms</i>}</p>
<p><span class=tiny>Edit: I would happily watch "Captain Yesterday, the Vampire Slayer". </span></p>captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday, A Team wrote: Alright, I get to pound some stakes into the ground.
I'm gonna need a bigger hammer. Fortunately I always carry a bigger hammer with me. When Billie Corrigan sang "The World is a vampire", I thought he was just using a metaphor, not telling the objective truth! Stake it! Stake the Earth! {flails arms}
Edit: I would happily watch "Captain Yesterday, the Vampire Slayer".Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-04-27T23:15:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4515?Deep-6-FaWtL#2257032019-05-27T10:08:53Z2019-05-23T23:38:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Send help. They're learning to 'Old Town Road' line dance."
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"So they're horsing around?"
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"...I no longer need help." </blockquote><p>Twist: The kids only break into the dance in front of Scint. <a href="https://looneytunes.fandom.com/wiki/Michigan_J._Frog#Debut_Appearance" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">In front of everyone else, they just sit there quietly</a>.Scintillae wrote:"Send help. They're learning to 'Old Town Road' line dance."
"So they're horsing around?"
"...I no longer need help."
Twist: The kids only break into the dance in front of Scint. In front of everyone else, they just sit there quietly.Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-05-23T23:38:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Slightly Embarrassing Facts About YouHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42a9p&page=4?Slightly-Embarrassing-Facts-About-You#1992019-04-10T18:11:39Z2019-04-10T18:11:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote> I like eating my bacon raw. </blockquote>that is nutty... </blockquote><p>Mmmm, porkyFreehold DM wrote:Woran wrote: I like eating my bacon raw.
that is nutty... Mmmm, porkyHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-04-10T18:11:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3917?Deep-6-FaWtL#1958492018-06-19T02:39:18Z2018-06-18T19:36:40Z<p>Hey! Caught up for now!</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Just a Mort wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hey.</p>
<p>Hey man.</p>
<p>Hey.</p>
<p>Lick the frog.</p>
<p>Do it.</p>
<p>I dare you.</p>
<p>Lick the frog.</p>
<p>It's a wild trip, man.</p>
<p>Do it. </blockquote>You have to <a href="http://thirdmonk.net/knowledge/tripping-on-hallucinogenic-frogs-vice.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> lick the right frog</a> </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn7XejkWo6g" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">♫♪ <i>"Sweet little princess, let me introduce his frogness..."</i> ♫♪</a>Hey! Caught up for now!
Just a Mort wrote:Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:Hey.
Hey man.
Hey.
Lick the frog.
Do it.
I dare you.
Lick the frog.
It's a wild trip, man.
Do it.
You have to lick the right frog ♫♪ "Sweet little princess, let me introduce his frogness..." ♫♪Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-18T19:36:40ZRe: Forums/Licensed Products: General Discussion: Pathfinder: Kingmaker Announced!Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucs9&page=9?Pathfinder-Kingmaker-Announced#4152017-06-25T02:34:10Z2017-06-13T18:24:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Master Pugwampi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Sweeeeeeeet!!!</p>
<p><b>Edit:</b> This post was in response to Stratagemini's update, not to the loss of the grippli. </blockquote><p>Admit it...there was a <i>little</i> bit in that about the grippli...
<p>>:) </blockquote>Seeing as how Muppet Treasure Island is one of my most favourite movies of all time? No. </blockquote><p>{<i>flails arms happily</i>}Rysky wrote:Master Pugwampi wrote: Rysky wrote:Sweeeeeeeet!!!
Edit: This post was in response to Stratagemini's update, not to the loss of the grippli.
Admit it...there was a little bit in that about the grippli... >:) Seeing as how Muppet Treasure Island is one of my most favourite movies of all time? No. {flails arms happily}Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-06-13T18:24:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Paizo Office Closure Conspiracy Thread!Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ty7k&page=3?The-Paizo-Office-Closure-Conspiracy-Thread#1012016-10-25T23:39:27Z2016-10-25T23:39:27Z<p>Do you get your jokes as the prizes in boxes of Kobold Kracker JacKs or from Bazooka Jacobs bubble gum wrappers?</p>Do you get your jokes as the prizes in boxes of Kobold Kracker JacKs or from Bazooka Jacobs bubble gum wrappers?Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-25T23:39:27ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Companion: Blood of the Beast (PFRPG)Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9oo8/discuss&page=7?Pathfinder-Player-Companion-Blood-of-the-Beast#3452016-09-26T14:35:09Z2016-09-23T19:19:53Z<p>{<i>Fry squints at the "Great & Snarkyful TOZ", sips tea</i>}</p>{Fry squints at the "Great & Snarkyful TOZ", sips tea}Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-23T19:19:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Apologize to *Chris Lambertz* for ALL your Misdeeds Here!Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qen0&page=9?Apologize-to-Chris-Lambertz-for-ALL-your#4492016-08-18T16:58:22Z2016-08-18T16:57:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KingOfAnything wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm sorry I'm browsing the new avatars instead of doing what else I should be doing. </blockquote><p>Me too.KingOfAnything wrote:I'm sorry I'm browsing the new avatars instead of doing what else I should be doing.
Me too.Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-18T16:57:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=28?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13982016-03-24T00:36:19Z2016-03-24T00:36:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick Curtin wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Patrick Curtin wrote:</div><blockquote> Going to bus driving practice now. It's very surreal riding in one of these yellow monsters. It's been a while </blockquote>Do you sing "Wheels On The Bus" while you drive? ;) </blockquote>I don't want them to realize how crazy I am until I get the job </blockquote><p>Now I want to see a Studio Ghibli-inspired Monkeybus. :)Patrick Curtin wrote:Callous Jack wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: Going to bus driving practice now. It's very surreal riding in one of these yellow monsters. It's been a while
Do you sing "Wheels On The Bus" while you drive? ;) I don't want them to realize how crazy I am until I get the job Now I want to see a Studio Ghibli-inspired Monkeybus. :)Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-24T00:36:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2772?Deep-6-FaWtL#1385722016-03-15T03:06:07Z2016-03-15T02:22:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote>~sneaks up behind Captain Yesterday, picks his pocket, examines everything, puts all but the lint back in, and sneaks away~ </blockquote>Hey! Give me back my lint, the lint you put back is getting lonely. :-) </blockquote><p>Sharoth needs the lint to complete <a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">the game</a> <span class=tiny>(yes, really)</span>.captain yesterday wrote:Sharoth wrote:~sneaks up behind Captain Yesterday, picks his pocket, examines everything, puts all but the lint back in, and sneaks away~
Hey! Give me back my lint, the lint you put back is getting lonely. :-) Sharoth needs the lint to complete the game (yes, really).Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-15T02:22:20ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Weasel AttachmentHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tifj?Weasel-Attachment#82016-03-08T17:28:42Z2016-03-08T17:27:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote> OP please tell me your GM will allow you to reskin your weasel as a hamster named Boo </blockquote><p>+1
<p>Also, I'd like a Pauly Shore brawler/monk archetype too.</p>Lamontius wrote:OP please tell me your GM will allow you to reskin your weasel as a hamster named Boo
+1 Also, I'd like a Pauly Shore brawler/monk archetype too.Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-08T17:27:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=87?Did-you-know#43482016-03-06T13:21:59Z2016-03-06T13:21:59Z<p>Oh, come on. <i>Two Guys and a Girl</i> wasn't that bad, and Fillian didn't even join until the second season (which was still years before he joined the Tainted by Whedon list).</p>
<p>{<i>dresses Freehold voodoo doll in a Captain Hammer cosplay</i>}</p>Oh, come on. Two Guys and a Girl wasn't that bad, and Fillian didn't even join until the second season (which was still years before he joined the Tainted by Whedon list).
{dresses Freehold voodoo doll in a Captain Hammer cosplay}Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-06T13:21:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2759?Deep-6-FaWtL#1379462016-02-28T03:13:28Z2016-02-28T01:29:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Commandant Happy Hour wrote:</div><blockquote> She only got the bourbon. </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bourbon-burger-recipe.print.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This</a> sounds tasty, although I'd cook the onions down to sweet & brown, and throw on a slice or two of thick peppery bacon.Commandant Happy Hour wrote:She only got the bourbon.
This sounds tasty, although I'd cook the onions down to sweet & brown, and throw on a slice or two of thick peppery bacon.Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-02-28T01:29:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortHermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=12?The-Monkeys-Treefort#5892016-02-27T06:11:44Z2016-02-27T06:04:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Highlander II: The Quickening</i> drinking game</blockquote><p>Clearly, Dave has been possessed by the liver of a Cold War-era Soviet.David M Mallon wrote:Highlander II: The Quickening drinking game
Clearly, Dave has been possessed by the liver of a Cold War-era Soviet.Hermit the Frog (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-02-27T06:04:48Z