Master Garble enjoys being read to as long as it involves a heavy dose of fire and blood.
25% to act normal. I believe in this case normal would be better described as "without self control."
I find it interesting that while confused he can deal more damage to himself than he can to another creature. 1d8 is quite a bit for the little would-be king. He usually only deals about 1d6+8 damage per round, or about the same as a first level Valeros.
Master Garble's "math" for review by Bruno:
Assuming a successful bite attack, the free grapple check is +31
Master Garble just runs around biting things. Seems to work, mostly. If he's tried to eat it before and it didn't taste well (or excessively hurt), he'll avoid it.
He's been prone to tie up a demon in chains and leave it, only to have it teleport away the next round. If others in the party who are more knowledgeable would assist my lord and share that knowledge, instead of spewing out things about "weaknesses, vulnerabilities and special attacks," perhaps he could be more effective.
Bottom line, just ask yourself, WWGD?
Have you considered the shield cloak from Ultimate Equipment? My bard is totally getting one.
Master Garble has been asking for snakes on his shoulders (Pauldrons of the Serpent).
I'm inclined to buy him some. Besides being the latest fashion in the River Kingdoms...er, I mean Zog, he tends to provoke excessive opportunistic attacks. And I also hear they will make it harder for his prey to escape the clutches of his jaws.
Poog kill dog! wrote:
Master Garble is unimpressed with your song. He says you should join him be Grand Shaman of Zog.
You sir, need to start your own Goblin Faction...
Master Garble will start the "Zog" faction once he has collected enough followers. One day our hopes are to rival the illustrious Sczanri faction, but unfortunately, Absalom's finest lately don't seem to send us on many missions that include would-be followers (goblins).
To be fair, Master Garble chooses not to observe the stolen words of others.
Chris Mortika wrote:
I beg your forgiveness, M'Lord. I was merely translating and transcribing my Lord Garble's responses to the absurd accusations that Mistress Murgmo, Chosen of Zarongel, was murdered by a bunch of hapless Pathfinders. She is indeed alive and well and sharing the close company of our very own Hero of the Licktoads.