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I think I'm going to be bowing out of this one guys. Time is not on my side on the moment. Sorry for letting you know now rather than earlier.

Have fun!

Nate

I'm in a wedding & doing related stuff the rest of this week and weekend. I probably won't have time to post.

"Thirsty Ogre sounds like my kind of place."

flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (17) + 7 - 1 = 23
flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 1 = 20
DMG1+PA: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 2 = 10
DMG2+PA: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 2 = 19

"Well, I can do blunt."

Punch+PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 1 = 14
DMG+PA: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9

1d20 ⇒ 17

I'm in too. Sorry I've been absent. I've been wrapping up a class and got super busy with that.

"Yesterday I almost got killed by a spell slinging plant. I'm in the mix plenty. I'll let these guys have some fun before I step in."

"I'd be like to hold onto the amulet. The gauntlet looks uncomfortable."

"This place is fr-eaky. And not in the fun way you get at Calistra's temple."

Guido complains loudly about his back after sleeping on a dungeon floor when there is a perfectly good bed not an hour's walk distant.

That thing damned near killed me. Thanks Dyn for the healin'. What is it?

Guido fights through the red haze of anger and blood, pummeling the Mi-Go.

Flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 1 = 27
Flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 9 - 1 = 28
Dmg1+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 2 = 11
Dmg1+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 2 = 10

Crit?+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 1 = 18
Crit?+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 2 = 10

Flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (18) + 9 - 1 = 26
Flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 1 = 27
Dmg1+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 2 = 10
Dmg2+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 2 = 16

Sorry of this is a double or triple, it doesn't seem to be posting ATM

Flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 1 = 15
Flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (16) + 9 - 1 = 24
Dmg1+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 2 = 14
Dmg2+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 = 15

I should be big on Twigg's init right?

A larger, angrier Guido pounds the plant to pulp.

Flurry+PA 1: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 9 - 1 = 28
Flurry+PA 2: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 1 = 18
Dmg+PA 1: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 = 15
Dmg+PA 2: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 2 = 17

Oh Snap!
Crit?: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 1 = 9
Dmg+PA: 1d8 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 2 = 16
:(

Guido will delay until the embiggening takes hold.

Flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 9 - 1 = 20
Flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 1 = 18
Dmg1+PA: 1d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 = 14
Dmg2+PA: 1d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 = 13

Enraged Guido decides that despite it having 6 legs he will deal with it the same way he deals with all casters. He advances menacingly and reaches towards the creature.

Grapple: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16

Damn, I hate doorways.

Attempting to clear the door Guido will rage and knock the woman back into the room. He will follow her movement to stay adjacent.

Knockback: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
If successful she takes 6 Dmg and is pushed back 5' + 5' for every 5 over her CMD

"Dyn, I imagine we're headed to different places."

Guido follows hot on the woman's heels.

Hearing Twigg, Guido backs up to the wall while keeping his targets engaged. He throws a left cross at the woman followed quickly by a big right hook.

(BTW- I get +1 Atk & +1 AC from Crowd Control. I forgot last turn.)

Flurry1+PA: 1d20 + 7 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 1 - 1 = 25
Flurry2+PA: 1d20 + 7 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 1 - 1 = 10
Dmg1+PA: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7
Dmg2+PA: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11

Guido moves to the south to get around the front lines and attacks the woman.

Fist+PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 1 = 26
Fist+PA: 1d6 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

"Well, I'm ugly enough I could pass already, but it looks like the rest of us need to be hit with an ugly stick before we become goat kids."

"Do it,"

Twigg, you're carrying my wand of MA. Use it.

Guido will be ready to move to take horgrym's spot should he need to back off. Otherwise he will wish there was more room to get into the fight.

"You're gonna havta teach me that rude thing about sisters later. Will it work for what I did with your mother?"

To the apparition: "DO.YOU.SPEAK.COMMON?"

Guido will light a torch.

"Before you open it... Twigg hit me up with this wand o' mage armor. Take one for yourself too if you like."

"So who's going first this time?"

Profile not updated, but the sheet through the link is.

Bought: Bandolier, 3 Alchamist Fires, 2 Alkali Flask, Cloak of Resistance +1

Moving the machine.

Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

I must admit, I'm a little sad that I didn't get to hit something while embiggened on top of my other buffs.

I'm supposing the potion is still up since we took so little time on that combat, but if you want to randomize how long until it falls, that sounds fun.

To Twigg: "Bigger sounds fun."

Rage! +4 Str, +4 Con

Flurry: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Flurry: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
Flurry: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Guido starts running the long way around.

Flurry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
DMG: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Flurry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
DMG: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

5' step into his space if he drops.

Guido will take a 5' step and lay into Octo-legs.

Flurry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Flurry: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Dmg: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Guido drinks the strength potion and step up as much as possible.

May as well keep this rolling. I'm in.

It's probably coming.

Can I have the Bull's Strength? I would like LUDICROUS STRENGTH (STR 26) please. Please.

"HA! Invisibility 'cause I hid in the last fight. Lets not forget I took on a big ass spider single handed. I think the strength potion would be a bit more my speed. I could use a flask of acid & fire so I've got some variety too."

Guido walks in from the north door.

"Good job guys. I should run and hide more often."

Guido moves with Am & Dyn the other way round.

"Lets be sure to lock that door behind us. I'd hate for something to crawl up out of the depths."

Gesturing back towards the busted door.

"I can't remember whether there was a key or not, but i do remember Horgrym bouncing off that door. He musta loosened it for the next guy."

"Guys, I really would like to burn him."

Guido lights a torch and advances on the alchemist.

"Twigg, if you thought the last fire was fun, just wait till you see this one burn."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

"Thanks Pelkin."

Guido pats out a few embers still glowing on his clothes.

"Twigg, you have a f**ed up sense of fun. Dyn, I could still use a little help here."