Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin's page

...Sorry for the rant. Sometimes the entitlement in the "I make a lot of money, so everyone who doesn't must be a lazy bum" attitude gets to me.

If the shoe fits...

What about tanks made out of katanas versus tanks made out of katanas? What happens then? XD

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That's, um, supposed to be a lightsabers-dueling-noise...

Poppycock!

I know who was in AA-23.

Mitoclorians.

Our plan is nearly complete...

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the rebel base?

Vile impostor!

Star Wars...

Where everything we hate is commonplace: bigotry, racism, child soldiers, slavery, genocide, Uwe Boll movies...

Wait a minute...that sound just like this galaxy.

I don't care for your tone, Master Flagg.

Report to Tier 66 for...questioning.

I find imperialism quite suitable.

You may fire when ready.