What do you want for Christmas?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I want a fifty cal sniper rifle like in Hurt Locker and a telepathic german shepherd dog.

[Moorluck]

I would like an AA-12, with four extra 40 round drums, and a few cases of 12gauge explosive shells.

But baring that I'll take a lap dance from my wife wearing nothing but a santa hat. And maybe some Johnny Cash CDs.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Decanter of Endless Whiskey.

[A.P.P.L.E.]

I want a Mossberg 500 and a Lee-Enfield Mk. IV. Oldies but goodies, and 100% civilian legal :D

Unfortunately, I'm not in a situation where owning guns is a good idea. Maybe I'll buy those in a couple years.

What I do want is 4 Pathfinder rulebooks (Bestiary 2, Ultimate Magic, Ultimate Combat, Gamemastery Guide), some used rulebooks (Draconimicon, Seafarer's Handbook, Sorcery and Steam, Ariel Combat Handbook), the British counterpart to the Zombie Survival Guide, and enough money to but Bestiary 3, Trailblazer, and the Book of Experimental Might.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

a heart.

[TOZ]

I have my wife, my dog, my cat, and a bunch of friends to hang out with. I want nothing for Christmas.

[Benicio Del Espada]

Superscriber. Maybe next year. :(

[A.P.P.L.E.]

TOZ wrote:

I have my wife, my dog, my cat, and a bunch of friends to hang out with. I want nothing for Christmas.

Am I counted amoung those friends :D?

[ΩΩΩ0]

You don't want to share in his impending doom.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

a heart.

Like a sheep heart?....

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

a heart.

Like a sheep heart?....

Human heart. In a nice wooden box. And don't bring me a stag heart and think I can't tell the difference!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

How about a nice sheep's kidney?

[CourtFool]

Jobs for all those people still searching for employment.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

How about a nice sheep's kidney?

That's more of a birthday present. Christmas is special.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

CourtFool wrote:

Jobs for all those people still searching for employment.

Good point. NEvermind the heart. I want a job in my field that pays 60K+.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Any Given Sunday--Al Pacino

I had to fight like the devil drooling rabies and magma to keep it together earlier this year....listened to this every day.

[LilithsThrall]

Honestly?

I'd like one day without pain (physical pain from my back).
I'd like to be able to share the Holidays with my family.
I'd like to have my requirement for uncompensated over-time NOT be calculated so as to include the time I was unable to work.

I think, for the most part though, I just want everyone to be happy and have a good Christmas.

[brock]

The, young lady with the... Uzi. Is she single?

[A.P.P.L.E.]

brock wrote:

The, young lady with the... Uzi. Is she single?

With all due respect, I go for women, though I am single.

Uzi's are nice, but I don't feel like shelling out thousands upon thousands of dollars for the necessary legal procedures and gun itself in order to get a fully automatic version, and a semi automatic version just isn't something I'd be interested in. I'd rather get some sweet older guns that are much easier to obtain legally. Plus, I may try to get into Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, or Britain, in which case I'd rather hold off on gun purchases and wait until I can comply with the stricter local laws in those countries.

[Xabulba]

World peace, if that can't be arranged I want 3 fiddy so the Loch Ness monster leaves me alone.

[Andrew Turner]

CourtFool wrote:

Jobs for all those people still searching for employment.

Have a few of them travel up north to Fairbanks,Alaska. We've got 'Help Wanted' and 'Now Hiring' signs in almost every restaurant, at Wal-Mart, Fred Meyer, Zales, Barnes & Noble, even the Comic Shop.

[Aberzombie]

Braiiiiinnnnnsssss........

[doctor_wu]

Gamemastery guide and faction guide. And to make the top 32 of rpgsuperstar.

[A CR20 Seagull]

A shiny new Bestiary 3, Signed by every member of the Paizo staff ^.^ ...A girl can dream, Right?

[houstonderek]

A job.

[brock]

A.P.P.L.E. wrote:

brock wrote:

The, young lady with the... Uzi. Is she single?

With all due respect, I go for women, though I am single.

LOL, though now I feel old because nobody round here recognises quotes from the movie 'Sneakers' it seems. Diplomatically handled though.

I should have gone with:

Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Bernard Abbott: We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.

Oh, also forget about bringing handguns into the UK. They don't let us have such things any more. :(

An actual Christmas wish? To be awake and next to the tree before my son wakes up and sees the presents, so that I can see his face. Probably not going to happen unless I set an alarm for 5am!

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Bah, humbug!

I want tickets to see the Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

[Guy Humual]

I would like the lady that babysat me as a child to get better and live through the holidays. I lost my Grandfather on the 21st of last year I don't know if I can take loosing another loved one so close to Christmas.

[Patrick Curtin]

I wanna hamburger

I wanna cheeseburger

I wanna a milkshake

I want some french fries ...

YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT SPAULDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moorluck]

I want a whole fried chicken, half a loaf of white toast, and a coke.

And I want Gary to not have to deal with a bunch of bullshit on his days off, the dude deserves to spend time with his family without having to keep a fire extinguisher in his hands.

[Smarnil le couard]

Moorluck wrote:

I want a whole fried chicken, half a loaf of white toast, and a coke.

And I want Gary to not have to deal with a bunch of b&#$*%+$ on his days off, the dude deserves to spend time with his family without having to keep a fire extinguisher in his hands.

Good idea, that. Peace on Earth AND on internet...

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Mitoclorians.

[Xabulba]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Mitoclorians.

BLASPHEMER!!!

[Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Mitoclorians.

Our plan is nearly complete...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Now I'm hungry.

[TOZ]

Mitoclorians aren't very filling.

[carborundum]

Skyrim and a new video card...

and I gottem! :-D

[Veruca Salt]

I want the world...

[Xabulba]

Veruca Salt wrote:

I want the world...

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts.

[Vo Giap, Ambassador of Bachuan]

All 50 volumes of the Collected Works of Grandfather Pei.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
Grandmother Pei