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Cliche British Guy Sipping Tea wrote:

Indeed.

I shan't follow you in the deepest recesses of your tortured psyche !

Now, now, gentlemen, let us not derail this thread.

It has a legitimate purpose, I'm sure (*proceeds to die in a fit of insane laughter*)

But you've lost your way, Fred.

You can still choose to do the right thing, though. Come back home, and all will be forgiven.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Fred, Fred, Fred...

HO, BROTHER ! IS ALL HOPE LOST FOR YOU ? NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ! I SHAN'T ! REMEMBER THE GOODNESS BURIED IN YOUR HEART ! I STILL LOVE YOU, FRED, BUT I FEAR FOR YOUR SOUL !
RELENT !
AND REPENT !

Ho, brother...

Can you ever relent, let alone repent, for your sins ?

Such hubris...

But I knew you, when you were a charming infant boy - we were so close then - and I can't abandon you, not yet.

See the light, brother ! See the light !

You have anger management issues, haven't you ?

I'm sure I can help.

Let's talk like reasonable human bein... I mean, let's talk !

Fred, Fred... Are you this far gone ? Where is your basic human decency ?

Heeeee ! [*flees*]

I'm sure you didn't really mean that, Mr Lisp !

You look like you had a really complicated childhood, but I'm sure there's goodness to be found in you.

Freddy, Freddy... why are you like this ?

Can't we all live with love ?

Ho, Freddy : you've hacked my account, again.

And to say such horrors !

I'm deeply ashamed of you, as a brother (but I still care for you, though).

Cease your game and put down the masks : mama is waiting for you in the family house.

But now, I must ban you, for you strayed !