Not I. Ya'll have fun.
Search Posts
Just do the hat for me. I will not actually be playing the character that this is being applied to.
"We were really just 'the foot in the door' crew. There is a Venture-Captain, one of our bosses, that should be orchestrating this. His name is Drendle Drang."
I will forego a day job.
Engashez looks at Thyste, "What?"
Eng stands silently trying to deduce what the other kobold is up to.
Engashez moves forward, pulling out a scroll as she does. She unfurls it and begins a quick chant. Arcane sigils alight and fly toward her allies and they begin moving with much haste.
Eng continues yapping and walks forward confidently.
Eng continues yapping. In the midst of the yapping, she splays out her fingers toward the chief kobold and shouts "BAM!"
Engashez continues yapping.
"The dragons of the sewers are soon to be on skewers!" Eng begins yapping. Eng then begins looking around for the chief.
Engashez steps forward and shouts out to the assembled kobolds, Draconic:
"I AM OUR KIND! THESE SURFACERS LOOK TO ALLY THEMSELVES WITH THE DRAGON CLAN BECAUSE IT IS STRONG! INSTEAD OF KILLING YOUR CLAN, THESE SURFACERS TOOK THEM CAPTIVE TO SHOW THEIR RESPECT! WHO IS THIS FOOL WHO SPEAKS FOR YOU?! WOULD YOU HAVE HIM DENY YOU THE SURFACERS RESPECT?! IS NOT THE DRAGON CLAN WORTHY OF RESPECT?!"
Engashez belts out loudly, "Great true true blood! We respect your electrifying countenance! We line up and come on behalf of the Pathfinder Society to offer tribute and seek an agreement! We know that power is only matched by your intelligence! While some might perceive your actions as evil, we know that it is to preserve your status as a superior species!"
Eng cheerily follows along.
Engashez strolls to join the rest. "Well, that went reasonably well."
"Surrender now true blood!" Eng shouts. "You've lost this one and we are not here to kill.!"
Engashez vomits some more.
Eng vomits some more.
Engashez goes back into the tunnel to do the same as Garsita.
Engashez goes back into the tunnel to do the same as Garsita.
Engashez moves out of the cloud and continues yapping.
"I dream of one day becoming a a true true blood! A big dragon! Do you think that dream is too large scale?!"
"Have some pride true blood brother! It is not your failure, but the Pathfinder's strength!" Engashez begins yapping once more.
As the action begins, Eng strolls in and sees the dogs nipping at an unoccupied space. She takes a deep breath and then waves her arms enthusiastically while shouting, "BAM!" Glitter explodes in the empty air near the balcony, covering one of the dogs and the 'empty' space.
Engashez doesn't seem bothered by the threat and skips on behind the crew.
Engashez shrugs, and looks over to the proffered sack. "That was the easy way." She then continues on to face Thyste. "All yours."
Engashez approaches the kobold and gives a toothy smile.
Draconic: "Are you sure?"
Engashez stops yapping and walks up to the closed grate. She looks from Thyste to the grate, and then back to Thyste. "So are you gonna...?" she trails off expectantly.
Engashez continues yapping and descends the rope.
Engashez skips forward and hops over the channel to end up peering down the hole. "The pathfinder Society is strong and alright. It's enemies are stupid and gonna die," she begins yapping once more.
Engashez continues chasing the excitement.
Engashez moves forward and squeezes past the boulder.
Eng waits for the boulder to pass.
"Trueee blooods be fools to stand agaaaainst Pathfiiiindersss!" Eng begins yowling in draconic. Yapping Song (Su):
A dragon yapper can use performance to annoy those that hear it, causing them to take a –1 penalty on attack and damage rolls (minimum 1) and a –1 penalty on saves against fear effects and charm effects as long as the dragon yapper continues performing. This penalty increases by 1 at 5th level and every 6 levels thereafter. Yapping song is a mind-affecting ability that uses audible components, but is not language-dependent. This performance replaces fascinate.
Eng backs up a little, runs and jumps to the opposite corner of the 4-way.
She then continues down the passageway to catch up.
Engashez strolls casually along, taking time to look at the marks with vested interest.
"What they say is true Yiddlepode. There is an opportunity here for the true bloods of Absalom. The Pathfinder Society is a powerful ally with a great reach of influence. They have many a ruler or close asking favors of them. Surely the great true blood tribe of Absalom should be in such company."
Engashez lets her illusory disguise go down and speaks in draconic, "No bounty hunters, chief. I am true blood, like you. We try to find you. Come, sit back down. The show will start soon."
Engashez leans toward the halfling, "Are you linking the show Chief Yiddlepode?"
Engashez finds a seat as close to the suspected Yiddlepode, plops down enthusiastically, and looks at them.
Engashez tosses a small sack containing 5 gold at the ticketmaster and heads inside.
Engashez places a claw on her head and her person shifts into an image of a non-descript halfling in a blue cloak. After doing that she follows.
Engashez gives a nodof approval to Thyste as the walk away.
Engashez pauses and looks back, "We go to another show?"
"I always wanted to theatre! It is a good thing that chief Yiddlepode has taste!" Engashez says as she struts into toward the opera house with 5 gold at the ready.
Engashez pipes up, "We need to go to Sewer Dragons."
|