Ed, Pointless Argument Admissions Clerk's page

Line up here everyone! There's sure to be a show! Bring your 3-D glasses, there will be nudity!!

Feverishly sets up ticket booth.

Kids these days!

Gotta get used to the shorter attention span!

Sets up ticket booth with cartoon like swiftness.

Line starts here folks!

Gather round to watch as these two legalese titans battle it out!

What are they saying!?!

Who cares! It's pro bono!!!

Or is it vice versa!

This is something only a pay per view cage match can decide.

Sets up ticket booth.

Line starts here folks!

Politics may be gone, but there will always be the rules forum.

And now that they've tweaked the Lore Warden PFS is as contentious as it's ever been (this week).

Yeah, I'm getting off the Merry Go Round.

Is it time to ask for Pathfinder 2.0 already!

sets up ticket window.

Two months passes so quickly!

Would you mind resurrecting a few Paladin threads, or possibly something about alignments, or Summoner spell lists, or pounce Eidolons.

I'd like to add on to the garage.

Yay! The Merry Go Round spins again!

sets up ticket booth.

Swims through money in Scrooge McDuckian money vault.

Oh man, this is better than comparing apples to oranges.

No.

I still need a pool filled with Jello. I have a certain lifestyle I've been accustomed to.

I can't go back man!

My god! The popcorn sales alone!...I... words can not describe...

Get your tickets now, it's gonna be a doozy!

Yes!

Just in time for the holidays!

Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!

Man, oh man! This Christmas is gonna look like one of those Lexus commercials.

laughs hysterically swimming in a Scrooge McDuckian vault filled with money.

Who needs falling Paladins when a wizard and a fighter square off.

Bikes! Bikes for sale! No launcher is complete without them! Buy in bulk to save more!

This is literally the lamest Paladin falls traps, how is it you guys are still milking this!

I might have to start arguing with myself, just to give me something to do while I walk the dog.

Ed, Pointless Argument Admissions Clerk wrote:

Wherever Paladins "fall", Goblin babies are left in the cold and 5 foot steps can't be resolved, I'll be there.

Don't forget all things must be equal

Sure sure, whatever gets me into a bigger house faster.

Wherever Paladins "fall", Goblin babies are left in the cold and 5 foot steps can't be resolved, I'll be there.

thick tire bikes, now on sale! They work wonders in rough terrain, snow, or to decimate Orthos's domicile!

Come in today and get 1 free with every 10 bought.

Bikes! Get your bikes here!
Perfect for throwing, riding or launching! Hurry while supplies last!

Starts hyperventilating over the bank to be earned from the hundreds of "You failed your Eidolon" sure to flood the site

Left holding handfuls of unused tickets

B-but I was going to buy a new boat... and the bikes! I was gonna make a killing selling bikes to Freehold! You know Trek doesn't accept returns when you buy wholesale don't you!

You two make me sick!

...now I gotta start a pregnant Paladin thread...

rolls around on a big giant pile of cash, laughing ecstatically

Never in my wildest dreams did I expect martial-caster disparity would be such a goldmine, never I say!

Alignment threads are putting my kids thru college.

Tickets! Get your tickets here!

It's only gonna get worse before it gets better!

Tickets! Get your tickets here!! Doesn't matter who's right! The audience is the one to suffer, the first hundred people get Nora Virus to help them cope!

Terquem wrote:

agreeing upon what "problem" means does not imply a problem does exist, either.

So basically, you can't tell me what is and is not a problem, nor can I do the same to you.

Tickets! Get your tickets here!! They both start with a T but only one looks like the boozer God!

Are... are you picking a fight?

Cause if you are I really should open up the ticket booth

But then i have to give out refunds!!