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As a fellow alias enjoyer, you know I got my start making spoof aliases of other users with this guy, specifically for you. I've since gotten to enjoy homaging TL with Strategytiger, annoying Mythic Evil Lincoln Mythic CN John Wilkes Booth.

The question is, how long am I gonna have to sit on QuadAlphaOne before TOZ says something silly enough that I can pounce with that alias?

Also, did you see who I opened my new Fallout PbP with for an alias?

How the heck did my latest full blown deity post not get any favorites? I was having a 100% ratio with that one. I thought it was funny.

Oh, right, this is the Admiral. I'm supposed to be making poorly formulated nautical references. Square the jib, because I don't like the cut of it. Ahoy? Ugh. I ran out of steam with this joke long ago...


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Dear Captain Yesterday,

I just reached 100 posts for the first time with an alias. What should I expect from here?

Thank you,
Live Bait


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Live Bait wrote:

Dear Captain Yesterday,

I just reached 100 posts for the first time with an alias. What should I expect from here?

Thank you,
Live Bait

Here, just to be safe, get on this string, now whatever you do don't let go.

It'll all be over soon enough.


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FOOLISH MORTAL, I RETAIN MY 100% RATE EVEN WITH THAT LAST POST, THANKS TO TACTICSLION...ALTHOUGH I'M KIND OF BLOWING IT BY POSTING THIS, I SHOULD PROBABLY POINT OUT.

OF COURSE, IF HE ACTUALLY FAVORITES THIS, THEN I RETAIN THAT PERFECT RECORD. WHICH MEANS I RETAIN THAT RECORD. THE ONLY WAY HE CAN POSSIBLY RESIST IS OUT OF A DESIRE TO PROVE HIS OWN FREE WILL, WHICH, BY ME CALLING THAT AS HIS MOTIVATION, HE TOTALLY ISN'T, SO, YOU KNOW, HE PROBABLY WILL ANYWAY, BECAUSE THE MAN CLEARLY DIGS SELF-REFERENTIAL META-HUMOR. I KNOW HOW TO GUARANTEE IT. WATCH THIS...

"Sweet tea is delicious."

...AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL PROPHECY INSURANCE.


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5-out-of-5; would Favorite Again.


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Argh! Another half hour of work!

And wannabe ninja supervisor is trying to catch me slacking, he might have better luck taking his keys out of his pocket, but doubtful, I have the hearing of a tone deaf hawk!


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Hey, most knowledgeable alias: what happened to nuklearforums.com?


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I have literally never heard of it until now, Paizo is the only place I've ever posted anything.


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Fair 'nough. :D


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I've been watching The Awesomes lately, it's on Hulu, a super hilarious show, check it out of you can.


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sup?


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thegreenteagamer wrote:


Wow. Your favorite alias that isn't a Paizo created character, aside from Tammy the Lich was totally inspired by me.

And is easily my favorite. The sheet cake references don't and never will get old.

All aliases inspired by thegreenteagamer are bad aliases!

And what do we have here?
A new alias with zero posts that wasn't there earlier today? These aliases are spawning faster than vampire frogs!


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Actually Reginald Peabody was inspired by a combination of a fortuitous typo by Tangent101 and my own desire to take a certain hunt at the beginning of RoTL and turn it into that Ice Tea movie where he's a homeless guy being hunted by rich people, Legends of the Fall!

Except in this case the homeless people (adventurers) are hunting the rich people :-)

I also turned Brodert Quink into Golarion's version of Chef from South park :-)


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theblackcoffeegamer wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:


Wow. Your favorite alias that isn't a Paizo created character, aside from Tammy the Lich was totally inspired by me.

And is easily my favorite. The sheet cake references don't and never will get old.

All aliases inspired by thegreenteagamer are bad aliases!

And what do we have here?
A new alias with zero posts that wasn't there earlier today? These aliases are spawning faster than vampire frogs!

Keep up, I knocked out like 3 aliases whilst at work.


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sans. wrote:
sup?

Mozzarella sticks, shut up, it's late.

What did you sup on?


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theblackcoffeegamer wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:


Wow. Your favorite alias that isn't a Paizo created character, aside from Tammy the Lich was totally inspired by me.

And is easily my favorite. The sheet cake references don't and never will get old.

All aliases inspired by thegreenteagamer are bad aliases!

And what do we have here?
A new alias with zero posts that wasn't there earlier today? These aliases are spawning faster than vampire frogs!

So wait, have you never seen The Lost Boys

Also in case the trailer doesn't show exactly whom the frog brothers are


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Okay...

Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, James Earl Jones, and Patrick Stewart are abducted from their homes by aliens and forced to participate in a four way gladatorial battle to the death, but the winner is guaranteed all narration jobs on earth until their death.

They start with no weapons whatsoever, but every five minutes a weapon is dropped fifteen feet from the participants, starting with a rock and growing more advanced if the fight manages to last longer.

Who wins? Who dies first, second, and third? Why?


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

Okay...

Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, James Earl Jones, and Patrick Stewart are abducted from their homes by aliens and forced to participate in a four way gladatorial battle to the death, but the winner is guaranteed all narration jobs on earth until their death.

They start with no weapons whatsoever, but every five minutes a weapon is dropped fifteen feet from the participants, starting with a rock and growing more advanced if the fight manages to last longer.

Who wins? Who dies first, second, and third? Why?

puts Sean Connery's head in a burlap sack with all the others

There can only be one victor in The Hunger Games!


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Darth Yesterday wrote:
sans. wrote:
sup?

Mozzarella sticks, shut up, it's late.

What did you sup on?

oh, nothin much, just went down to grillby's and got a burger. my bro's makin spaghetti again though.


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Well tonight i don't work so i can put a little more effort into it, by the way Farm Rich Mozzarella sticks the only brand to get, better then any restaurant even. :-)


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So do I win because I'm the only one that's answered your question, or did I disqualify myself for only reading past "a duel to the death" until now.

For the record Morgan Freeman will take out James Earl Jones by inviting him to a Star Wars DVD retrospective interview with a complimentary buffet, at which point Patrick Stewart will deceive Morgan Freeman with a coded message from Andy Dufrane instructing him to go to a deserted cove, where it will all end between Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart in a sordid duel of hookers and blow, with Patrick Stewart's years of doing voices for Seth McFarlane having the clear advantage.

Hope that properly answers your question, Thegreenchristmastreegamer. :-)

Do you like the holiday spin I put there :-)


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I favorited it, didn't I? :-P


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I'm disappointed I used lure so much, I've been listening to entirely too much Primus on my way to work lately.


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I fixed it!

I'm much happier with the results, it has more flow now and doesn't seem so broken, some real grade A claptrap!


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THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US, HORATIO!


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Where's that confounded argument salesman?


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Wherever Paladins "fall", Goblin babies are left in the cold and 5 foot steps can't be resolved, I'll be there.

Dark Archive

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Ed, Pointless Argument Admissions Clerk wrote:
Wherever Paladins "fall", Goblin babies are left in the cold and 5 foot steps can't be resolved, I'll be there.

Don't forget all things must be equal


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The Altar of Balance wrote:
Ed, Pointless Argument Admissions Clerk wrote:
Wherever Paladins "fall", Goblin babies are left in the cold and 5 foot steps can't be resolved, I'll be there.
Don't forget all things must be equal

Sure sure, whatever gets me into a bigger house faster.


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More fun questions: (any alias can answer one, but for best effect it should be a different one for each :-D) How has Lois Lane's uterus not exploded from internal pressure the first time she and Supes performed the horizontal mumbo? (or her mouth, whatever, I don't know what she's into) I mean...some things are performed by involuntary muscles and, well, the moment of....you know...involuntary muscles cannot be restrained by force of will.

And before you say kryptonite condoms, that would totally lead to impotence.

Why can humans breed with everything but dwarves? JJ says their DNA is incompatible, but yet dhampirs exist, which means a corpse is more recipient of human DNA than a dwarf, which is basically just a short tough human. Okay, a vampire used to be human. Oreads exist. That's a human banging a walking rock. Are you telling me a piece of limestone is more capable of receiving seed than a dwarf? How much alcohol was involved to make this happen?

How is a land kraken not a thing?

What is the best animal companion when taking in the following factors equally: loyalty, uniqueness, power from a metagame perspective, and coolness?

How many gnomes can you stuff into one bag of holding type iv with a bottle of air and an angry weasel without anything dying? I meant that literally. How many can you? What's your goal?

What is that smell?

If a greased pig randomly ran through your house, how would you be able to catch it?

Did you get that thing I sent you?

Was that reference funny even when it was current?

What should I play the next time I actually play Pathfinder?

What is the secret to happiness?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

Did you think I was going to ask you your favorite color next, or the one about the unladen swallow?

How played out are Monty Python references at this point?

Why am I still typing questions?

I'm not.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
More fun questions: (any alias can answer one, but for best effect it should be a different one for each :-D) How has Lois Lane's uterus not exploded from internal pressure the first time she and Supes performed the horizontal mumbo? (or her mouth, whatever, I don't know what she's into) I mean...some things are performed by involuntary muscles and, well, the moment of....you know...involuntary muscles cannot be restrained by force of will.

Tell me more about this alien coupling.

And, please, be as specific as possible.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
Why can humans breed with everything but dwarves? JJ says their DNA is incompatible, but yet dhampirs exist, which means a corpse is more recipient of human DNA than a dwarf, which is basically just a short tough human. Okay, a vampire used to be human. Oreads exist. That's a human banging a walking rock. Are you telling me a piece of limestone is more capable of receiving seed than a dwarf? How much alcohol was involved to make this happen?

I won't lie this was a hard question, and actually in trying to come up with a joke i hit on the actual answer, one that even the mighty T-Rex himself could go along with.

Dark Sun actually did have a race of half dwarves (will look up the name in a second) just research them a bit, bust out the old race builder from the advanced race guide and knock it out, should be pretty easy.

By the way, i have a well established weakness for dwarves and halflings:-)

And the next Elf i play will be the first (i do actually have one for Hell's Rebels, Pomeroy Franchot a Medium)


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
How is a land kraken not a thing?

Are you sure they don't? they do love ambush predators! i'll check Mummy's Mask, Iron Gods has the Ghelarn which is a desert ambush predator, i actually almost wiped out a fully stocked party with one of those, knocked my dwarven oracle into negative hit points, while he was healing in combat *gasp*


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What is the best animal companion when taking in the following factors equally: loyalty, uniqueness, power from a metagame perspective, and coolness?

I actually prefer domains for Druids, especially the Frog Domain. but if i did go with an animal it would depend on the approximate climate.

South: Dinosaur, doesn't matter what kind.

North: Bear, Badger, or a big cat of some sort, or a big f%~!ing bird (we have burgeoning hawk family and an owl that are rampaging thru the local animal populace in our backyard and i must say they are effective!

Pirate: Domains all the time.

I actually try to discourage animal companions and don't allow leadership, not a fan of Entourage


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
How many gnomes can you stuff into one bag of holding type iv with a bottle of air and an angry weasel without anything dying? I meant that literally. How many can you? What's your goal?

76.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What is that smell?

Lynard Skynard!

Or David Bowie.

I mean they're pretty much the same band.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
If a greased pig randomly ran through your house, how would you be able to catch it?

There is nothing random about greased piglets running through our house.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
Did you get that thing I sent you?

No... but it does explain the dirty looks my neighbors have been giving me... i hope...


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
Was that reference funny even when it was current?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!...... I don't get it.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What should I play the next time I actually play Pathfinder?

Well if you can get your hands on it i recommend something from Occult Adventures, maybe a Psychic with the hallucinogenic discipline, the Geokineticist looks cool, but the best class might be the Mesmerist (i haven't looked thru the archetypes yet, tho first pass nothing exciting there) I'd like to try a sorcerer sometime, Ranger's are kind of played out, i do not like anything really from ACG, i guess Alchemist, Inquisitor or Witch with Oracles next and then a rogue.

But first choice with all options open is hands down Mesmerist.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What is the secret to happiness?

I will be more then happy to answer that! just sign here... here.. here... hand over your first born child here.... uh, huh, almost done.. now, sign here... and here.. here... give full access to any souls you have now, or will have in the future here... and here... sign here.... Alright!... So, what was the question?


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What is your name?

Brad Pitt.


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What is your quest?

To find the one ring, for.... reasons....

If you're not busy would you mind planting this bag on Samwise, i'm kinda workin' this angle....


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
Did you think I was going to ask you your favorite color next, or the one about the unladen swallow?

Green.

We have one ladle, i have never swallowed it.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
How played out are Monty Python references at this point?

Tis merely a flesh wound! i'll be fine.


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
Why can humans breed with everything but dwarves?

They could, once.

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Alias battle?

Also if you could ask someone else's alias[es] questions who would it be and what would be the first question you'd ask?


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Orthos wrote:
Alias battle?

Stops gorging on truffles and Frenchmen

Oh, it is on!!


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Although I will be quite busy this morning, so I might tune out here or there. :-), I'll have to think on that other one, good one!

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No worries, I'm in about the same boat =)

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