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CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

If I use it, my oracle curse makes it use two charges per spell.

Desiree pulls a charred and cracked stick out of her waistband. "I think L'il Miss Smiley Britches has a couple of scratches. You can use this to heal her up if you like -- but try to leave as many scars as possible." She hands the wand to whoever want to wield it, then calls the bloody crocodile over.

Desiree finally surpresses her laughter at the crocodile's predicament. "Don't get up and stay right there," she orders. "But maybe wiggle your tail a little bit so it knows you're still alive."

Then she casts spiritual weapon, and wills the glowing flail to scourge the ooze.

spiritual weapon Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
spiritual weapon Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
handle animal Stay: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 4 = 20

Standard Action: cast spiritual weapon
Move Action: order animal companion to stay

The creature has 10' reach and can reach into the stairs, but you would get a cover bonus against it (just like it would get a cover bonus against you. It's basically a hard corner, but vertical instead of horizontal. Although you can't 5' up stairs (it's difficult terrain), due to the hard corner, it can't AoO you, so you don't need to 5' step, and you can cast without taking a free hit. It can attack you on it's turn at that range.

Gotcha. Sounds good. I'll go ahead and take my actions as stated then (with the move instead of the 5' step) and trust that if I'm its target on it's next turn that I won't be critted.

Just making sure I understand the situation -- I can touch Miss Smiley if I 5' step forward (next to Jaan) correct? And in that spot I am not obviously within the monster's reach, correct? If those are wrong, I will instead cast Spiritual Weapon and attack it.

Desiree's jaw drops as she sees the axe rend her constant companion and tormentor. Then she starts giggling uncontrollably, becoming almost hysterical.

"That's -- that's so, so awesome. Hey blob thingie -- let me fix her up for a second and then I have got to see that trick again."

She casts cure light wounds, then takes a step forward to heal L'il Miss Britches and staunch her bleeding.

standard action: cast cure light wounds
free action: 5' step forward
free action: deliver touch spell
move action: continue to laugh :)

CLW: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Desiree looks at Phosdlon quizically. "Sounds like someone needs to make up their mind who they want to worship here."

She then kicks the crocodile to get her attention. "You see that corpse, Miss Britches? If it's still there after the bomb settles out, then fetch."

Handle Animal: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 4 = 14

"Carvings of gods and things. Very tomb appropriate. Go in, or continue on to the next room?"

Understood. I do also have a full-strength combat animal companion which isn't yet on the map. She is expendable if necessary.

On the journey here, Desiree will have walked her irrascible crocodile around to each of her companions, and introduced them each as "Friend," with a command not to forget and eat any of them.

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Desiree is content to follow along in the second rank, touching nothing, and deferring to leadership. She has darkvision, and so isn't concerned with lighting.

"Vandalism...or maybe archaeology. I've done a lot of archaeology for the society, and as near as I can tell, smashing statues is one of its chief activities."

An accurate description of this characters playthrough of the Faithless and Forgotten scenarios, where every other character in the group was a barbarian that had dumped INT & CHA. I think the Pathfinder Society was trying to get us killed and out of their hair

You'll want to make a counter for the crocodile, LMSB. I'd prefer that she be in the front, next to Jann, and Desiree will follow right behind her.

EDIT: Know: Religion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

"I can use the wands, but my companions usually prefer that I don't. I'd also like one of the Bear potions. Unless someone else needs it."

Because of the Wrecker curse, everything I use gains the broken condition. For wands, that means every use takes 2 charges. But I can use them. I'm a natural weapon using frontline fighter, so lots of little hits. This will be my first adventure since sundering came on line, so we'll see if this works.

I'm built to break things. Between brittle portal and my curse I can ignore 15 points of hardness on objects. If we want to break through walls, it would be totally possible.

"I'm ready to go any time. I've already got everything I need."

A disheveled tiefling has been sitting on the floor in the corner, trying not to touch anything important. "Valuable and fragile, you say? Then I'll stay away. I break things. It's a talent."

Despite her words she stands and moves closer to see, though she touches nothing.

She glances around at her companions, and relaxes at the sight of the Hellknight. "It's always nice seeing proper authorities about," she smiles at him, teeth flashing. "Reminds me of home. Love the armor. I was going to be a Hellknight, you know. Uphold nobility and propriety. Very important, then...

She trails off, and the scaleless left side of her face darkens. "You're not here about that, are you? That was a long time ago, and an accident, and the Paracountess said she took care of it." The tiefling raises her claws defensively and backs slowly up against the wall. "I'm not going back with you. You can't make me. Don't touch me -- Groetus will strike you down if you touch me, he's not done tormenting me yet -- I'M NOT GOING BACK. STAY AWAY!"

Kala's Tears survival: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Two heartbeats later, the tiefling rejoins the group as though the fit had never happened.

"Kala's Tears, you say? Doesn't sound familiar."

Apologies -- for whatever reason I wasn't showing activity in the Gameplay thread. I'm here now.

Player Name: Phoebe Harris
Character Name: Desiree Deathrage
PFS-Character #: 52342-7
Faction: Dark Archive
Day Job: None

OK, character info is updated

Yep, got it.

Thanks for running! Congratulations again.

You take 10 on that Craft and add the modifiers to it.

But you have to pick a specific Craft you choose, like Craft "Guns", Craft "basket", that sort of thing. A craft isn't without a certain specialty/goal.

I don't think you can Take 10 on a Day Job check -- it's a d20 skill roll.

I could be wrong about taking 10, but I've literally never seen anyone do that before.

No day job for me.

Boooooon!: 1d20 ⇒ 9

Any final comments before I do some wrap up?

Just thanks to you, and to everyone else for pushing through the dead time. I know how hard it is with a new baby, and it would have been very easy to just not finish...but we did it!

"There was a pool that I didn't let Miss Britches swim in and there was a miniature city."

The crocodile finally waddles up to the minotaur and attempts to take a bite out of him, while Desiree wards herself then crosses the log.

Desiree
Standard Action: Cast Shield of Faith on self
Move Action: Move
Acrobatics: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11

LMSB
Move Action: Move
Standard Action: Bite
Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 2 = 16 Attack Bonus + Flanking
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

It's a bit out of initiative, but I went ahead and made my double moves for both characters, since I'm going to be afk most of the weekend. Little Miss Smiley-Britches has a swim speed, so I think she'll be fine in the river but let me know if you want a roll.

"You see that big bull-man, Little Miss Smiley Britches? I want you to go eat him. I'll make sure you're more protected than last time."

LMSB: Double Move
Desiree: Move Action: Move
Desiree: Standard Action: Cast Shield of Faith on LMSB

Sorry guys, looks like one of my posts was eaten. I'll populate my header and LMSB profile by morning. I'm assuming she took the third heal.

"Is that Janira? Sounds like she needs our help!" Desiree hurries out the tunnel after her.

Happy Birthday, and drive safely!

"And once on Li'l Miss Smiley-Britches, please. She needs to learn to move out of the way when someone swings at her. And then onward!"

Going in with one HP is kind of suicidal. Especially as I am quite jinxed with my attack roles so far.

You must have missed that I healed you for 6 hp...(or did you start the fight wounded)

But I got this

"Come on, you big baby, move in closer," Desiree says to the crocodile, as she steps up and swipes at the zombie with both claws.

Claw Attack 1: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 3 + 1 = 19
Claw Attack 2: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 1 = 14
Claw Damage 1: 1d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 1 = 5
Claw Damage 2: 1d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 1 = 6

Lil Miss Britches moves forward and bites at the zombie from the side.

Bite Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 3 + 1 = 17
Bite Damage: 1d6 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6

"Don't just stand there Miss Britches," Desiree screams at the crocodile. [b]"Go bite one of those things!"

Desiree then runs up as far forward as she can. Unable to engage, she instead touches Anfial with a hand glowing with unearthly light, healing him slightly.

Desiree: Move action - Move to directly behind Anfial
Standard Action - Cast Cure Light Wounds on Anfial
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

LMSB: Double move to directly in front of the Green Zombie

Thank you, Pirate Rob.

I'd be up for that, if everyone else is willing.

I tried putting Desiree on the map but I think she ended up under it. Not sure what happened.

PS It does get better. Eventually your baby will sleep. Just hang in there in the meantime.

Desiree turns to her companions. "Explore the cavern further, or move down the tunnels. Doesn't make much difference to me or Miss Britches. Just tell me where we're going, and we'll follow."

"Absolutely."

"Of course," Desiree says, then turns to scrutinize the city.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

"Of course, of course, of course. That makes sense. What do you do on your pilgrimage, just stare at the water? Is there anything we can do to help?"

Diplomacy, just because: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

"I don't think it's that strange at all -- the moon has a way of arranging things as it sees fit. So maybe more fortuitous? What about the moon is special? Is it the cave, or just the way it stares at everything in that unblinking way it has?"

After speaking, Desiree wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, in case she had left food stuck to her lips.

Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Aid Chyras with Diplomacy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

"We're here cause we're supposed to take a test during the full moon. Not sure why. And then there was a minotaur. You know, the big guy with horns?" Desiree holds her hands up to the side of the head like horns. "So we ran in here to hide."

Muttering to Miss Smiley-Britches to stay out of the water, Desiree approaches the miniature city with some trepidation. She looks around it, wondering if she will be able to recognize any of the buildings.

Desiree studies the picture of the Beggar. Then she thumps the crocodile with her spear, and uses it to point at the picture. "See! See! That's what you've done to me, that right there."

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

Desiree peers at the carvings on the wall, taking care not to touch them. If she sees any that intrigue her, she will try and copy them onto a piece of crumpled parchment, using one of her claws as a quill, and her own blood as ink.

"Can someone hand Miss Smiley-Britches down to me. She's not really made for climbing."

Desiree reaches up to grab the grinning crocodile, then carries her be the tail to the other side of the pit and flings her up onto the other side.

"If anyone else needs help, let me know."

"I'll come down with you, just in case. I can also see just fine in the dark."

Take 10 on Climb +3 =13

"Wait up, shiny!" Desiree calls out after stowing her gear. "Miss Britches can't move that fast. While I wouldn't mind losing her," she says between heavy breaths at the exertion of catching up, "She always finds me eventually, and she gets mean when she thinks she's missed something."

"I hope that girl knows what she's doing," Desiree mutters. "Those were some mighty big horns.".

The tiefling shrugs at the items in the backpack. "I'm not very good with gear." But she very gingerly takes the holy water and thunderstone with her tail, and quickly stows them. Then she follows Anfial into the caves.

I'm happy to take any of the divine scrolls Rayvness doesn't want, my curse is just cosmetic for those. But she should definitely take the CLW wand -- I use double charges on wands.

Desiree growls in the back of her throat, not wanting to leave. But orders are orders, so she turns and runs for the cave.

"I blame you, Smiley Britches" she complains. "Making all those crunching sounds."

"I used to trim my nails," the tiefling tells the halfling "back when I was respectable. But now I like the claws."

Desiree scowls as she watches Li'l Miss Smiley Britches tear into the dead wolf with gusto, but then relents. "All right, you can have a piece. But we aren't waiting for you -- you have to keep up with us."

Then she follows Janaira through the forest, trying to helpfully point out easier ways through the underbrush.

Survival: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

But distracted by the the sound of the crocodile crunching on bones, she fails miserably.

Desiree kicks her crocodile in the side. "Move around opposite the shiny one and kill it, you stupid smiling lizard!"

Free Action: Push Animal Companion to flank
Handle Animal: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17

Then without waiting to see if she complied, Desiree snarls and swipes at the wolf with both claws.

Full round action: Full Attack
Claw Attack 1: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 1 = 14
Claw Dmg 1: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Claw Attack 2: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 3 + 1 = 17
Claw Dmg 2: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

I meant to ask this at the beginning. Does anybody's character here have any experience.

I'm afraid not. First adventure for this character as well.

It will be a girl...when she decides to show up. Progressing much slower in labor #2 than in the first one.

Congratulations!