Pirates or Ninja?


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appears in a cloud of flies

throws around some bone shuriken

disappears into the shadows leaving behind nothing but a rancid smell


Ironic Ninja wrote:

Ninjas have shuriken, pirates have scurvy. Done.

*Smoke-bomb!*

"Yet, you lack both Rum and wenches"

Sovereign Court

Yarrrr

There be no talk like a ninja day me hearties

Robert Newton is a god

Dark Archive

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Ah lads Guy has it right. There be no day for the ninja, Pirates are still better and more beloved.

Time for more grog and women.


Ninja


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Gary Teter wrote:

I of course prefer ninja pirates. But what do I know?

PS: Bonus points for waffle donkeys!!

I know what I'm playing in the upcoming pirates adventure path now. Thank you.

Scarab Sages

Trinam wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

I of course prefer ninja pirates. But what do I know?

PS: Bonus points for waffle donkeys!!

I know what I'm playing in the upcoming pirates adventure path now. Thank you.

Waffle Donkey?!? Is that some new prestige class?


Health plan

Ninja's have access to the finest drugs and poison in the world

Pirates have a bucket of limes if they're lucky

Winner: Ninja

Pay Scale

Ninja's turn all the loot over to their lord and master

Pirates keep all the booty for themselves

Winner: Pirate!

Weapons

Throwing star.

Pirates: A freaking cannon

Winner: Pirate.

Job discipline

Ninja: sepuku

Pirates: walk the plank

Going to call this one a tie.

Wenches

Ninja: My honor prevents me from forming emotional entanglements that could endanger the mission

Pirate: Wenches!

Winner pirate!

Liberty's Edge

Anyone else see old posters in necrotised threads and wonder what happened to them?

And my vote goes to ninjas, I guess.

Sovereign Court

Pirates hired the differently abled before it was PC. Missing a leg and a hand? Here's a peg leg and a hook, welcome aboard! No left eye? Here's an eye patch, you don't need depth perception to swab the deck! If you're not afraid of hard work and have few qualms about killing you could find work as a pirate. A good pirate captain realizes that you don't need to have all your body parts to be an effective killer.

Ninjas only seem to hire completely healthy employees. Not only do they clearly practice nepotism (you guys just happen to all be from the same clan? Really? What are the chances?) but they also discriminate against those that are differently abled.


ARRRR! I'll be a pirate, me! Avast ye swabs!!!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Ninja Pirates do exist!

"We are the Shadow that comes in the night and says 'ARRRR!'"

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

I have no nose and I was allowed to become a pirate and now I am the captain of me own ship.

More Rum and pass the wench.


Yarr! If today be the day I die, at least I'll have some fun before I lie. Yarrr!


And now a Haiku ...

Wench's crotch burns like pirate rum,
smart man drinks sake with beautiful geisha.
girlfriend experience.

*Smoke-bomb*


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Ninja are just make-believe, pirates are real.


YAAR, ye should be takin' a guess as to which one gets my vote. Here be a hint: it isn't ninja.


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Ninja get up on the roof with all stealth, which is cool and all...

But pirates swing by each other on ropes, dueling with cutlasses.

I imagine a ninja sneaking across a roof, thinking he's the boss, when suddenly... a pirate swings by on a rope (don't ask what it's attached to), and lops some unsuspecting body part off.

Pirates, yes indeed.

Shadow Lodge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 8

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Ninjas? Ninjas are all hype.

Pirates? You're stuck doing grueling manual labor (often against your will) for months at a time in absolutely appalling conditions, and your reward is an evening or two of drunken debauchery, the pox, and a missing limb. Yeah, that sounds fun (/sarcasm).

I vote Robots.

Liberty's Edge

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Going with Ninjas.

Also, I'm noticing a lot of posters are centering around pirates getting wenches.

... don't really recall anywhere that ninjas dont get women. Their women are likely just far more cleaner with actually kissable breath! Ever think the "wench" thing is promoted so much because they're compensating a little?

Spending days/weeks/months on the sea with (usually) a ship full of other men?

Passsssssssss


Arrgh! Avast!


Mask > Eyepatch


Now I like ninjas.


passes through the thread like the shadow of a shadow

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Pirates
Reason This.

Shadow Lodge

Vikings

Liberty's Edge

Pirates: Rape,Kill,Steal.

Not exactly in that order.

Liberty's Edge

I miss ole The Koga.

Scarab Sages

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Yeah, he was an awesome kind of b+$!+&$ crazy.


Pirates. End thread.


http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Ninja_Pirate_Zombie_Robot

Check that one out.


If we are talking about pirates vs. ninja (plural) the answer is certainly the pirates.

Conservation of Ninjitsu

Only a single ninja has a chance, everyone should know this.

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