gran rey de los mono wrote:
I have a superpower. I can levitate birds. Unfortunately, that's a pretty useless power.
I dunno. Sounds like you just need to become a supervillian in Australia with squadrons of emus, cassowaries, moas, and kiwis at your command. Maybe a few penguins too to really inspire terror.
Freehold DM wrote:
Well, Australians eat Marmite and Vegemite, and are rumored to drink Fosters*, for the same reasons monarch caterpillars consume milkweed. By the time the average Australian reaches adulthood, their flesh has absorbed these toxins for almost two decades, and thus become foul-tasting and poisonous. This discourages other wildlife** from attempting to consume them.*** Ergo, it seems reasonable that by consuming delicious Bon Chon fried chicken, NYC pizza, giant deli sandwiches, and bubble tea, Freehold is actually making himself more delicious to the inevitable future hordes of undead.
* This is so untrue, it borders on outright slander and libel. No Australian with functioning tastebuds consumes Fosters except as either part of a bet or to convince non-natives to drink it, thus enabling the mysteriously self-replenishing substance to be exported.
** This defense, however, poses no deterrent to bites from other Australians.
*** Most wildlife no longer attempts to eat Australian humans, but does enjoy biting out of sheer spite. Sometimes the spite is so high, a predator may get carried away, accidentally consuming most or all of an Australian before the predator realizes what is happening.
Ah, like the M25 London orbital motorway then? I hadn't realized Crowley had made it over to the States. :)
Marco Massoudi wrote:
Mad Merisiel: Stabbity Road starring Mad Merisiel, Imperator Kyriosa, Immortan Gnoll, and of course, Hakon as the Doof Warrior.