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Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

A FLAT CIRCLE.


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Soon, Master Gastone, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the slaadi! Roaring meats, malt fires, ripe beer off the bone. This thread, my friend, is the home of my cousin, Balin.

And they call it a mine. A mine!


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Vanykrye wrote:
We've had over two weeks go by without anyone blaming Cosmo for obvious fault. Cosmo has been lazy, and I blame the lack of blame on Cosmo.

Do not erroneously confuse the lack of observable phenomena as the lack of malevolent machinations. He Who Must Be Blamed works wheels within wheels within wheels; it's turtles Cosmo all the way down, man.

I blame Cosmo that you had to be reminded of this.

I also blame Cosmo that this whole line of inquiry has brought us both to Cosmo's attention, and now we're both just too tall dandelions waiting obliviously for The Mowing Yet To Come.


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Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard wrote:
Edit: My reply to your comment time-traveled to before you'd even made your comment! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Time is a flat circle. Like a UFO dog flying across the park.


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Vanykrye wrote:
Also, I got out of getting sent back to VA for the third time in three months.

Now I'm starting to wonder: are you an IT dude who regularly finds himself in the Virgina ("Vor...ginya. Vorginya!") office, or are you actually in Virgina always dreaming of escaping to elsewhere and periodically waking?


And a fart wrench in a flared flea


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Orthos wrote:
Dizzydoo42 wrote:
We are all just time-travelers, living in this very moment and all too soon to be born into the next moment and the present has now passed into the past. We can only remember the past, we can only plan for the future, the only moment that matters is this one, what are you going to do.
... this is starting to sound like some Time Cube nonsense....

I saw Time Cube Nunsense at the Liberty Theater in Eunice, Louisiana back in '96. It was pretty good, although the third act surprise where the Outer God V'i'chy-S'soise eats the audience really cut into the repeat showings.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Uh how about one of those hallucinogenic frogs?

I don't look funny. {goes back to making little modrons out of cut-up beer cans}


{takes a snort of Old Janx Spirit straight from the Klein bottle}


{picking banjo} I'm a Wing-in'! [/Buck Owens]


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Eating a falafel with hummus is essentially dipping chickpeas in chickpeas.

I wonder now how a slaadi museum would display an Xzibit exhibit. Ribbit, ribbit.


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If I was a paranoid slaad, I might suspect that this is all some test to see how Chaotically I'd handle weirdness... a test which I have clearly failed by taking logical, rational steps to resolve.

Edit: OH NO! This was a recruitment pitch from the proteans, wasn't it?! AND I BLEW IT!!! AUGH!!!


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That in itself is just a coincidence.


Well, did you smoke the potato or not?


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{enters, Safety Dancing} Did you bring enough for the whole class?


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I always fold my laundry into non-Euclidean shapes, because once you attract puppies of Tindalos, they can be difficult to get rid of. Thankfully, I have dust bunny of Caerbannog living under the futon.


You do know about the new Channel Zero TV show coming soon, right?


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The Doomkitten wrote:

I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

Wait, when did you become a Floridian?! Are the stirges now spreading "infectious Floridian-ess" with their Zika bite?!


captain yesterday wrote:
I wonder who they are.

Really?

Spoiler:
If you get a chance, I'd highly recommend season 1 of True Detective. (Don't bother with season 2.)

I wonder how many Rust Cohles and Marty Harts will be run through this? :)


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Muser wrote:
Many things immediately obvious from the AP premise(Yithian connection) and from reading scenario names(Hastur) and posts on the boards may have become red herrings by now.

The Red Herrings are a sekrit abolethian counterintelligence SEAL team of gillmen.

Adam Daigle wrote:
Muser wrote:

They're in the cover of the first adventure to boot.

Hoping for a bhole, personally.

A bhole in the first adventure? I'll see what I can do. ;)

Wait. You mean there's actually... a bhole in One? {rolls vs. Will damage for self-inflicted pun}

Simeon wrote:
Cthulhu Fhtagn. CTHULHU FHTAGN. CTHULHU FHTAGN.

What's this, then? "Cthulhu Fhtagn"? People called Cthulhu they go the dreaming?!?!


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Aranna wrote:
You could let the princess rescue you.

That would suck for her to rescue you, only for you to find out you're actually in another castle. {pours another shot of Old Janx Spirit from klein bottle}


Do we know for certain the sekrit projekt is for Paizo? For all we know, Jacobsaurus could be building a castle for himself.


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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Praise Sara Marie for Amaretto Sours! They're friggin awesome!
My your drinks always be awesome and your amaretto sours always properly garnished to your liking.
If by properly garnished you mean lots of alcohol and sweat and sour mix then yes, yes they were :3

Hmmm, 1) typo, b) Freudian slip, or π) new succubi-themed cocktail?


{absently humming:}
Blinded by the light,
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.


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Welcome to Kitty City (one of many classic Cyriak videos)


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I haven't had much interest in playing or running a Hell's Vengeance game... until now. It's Always Sunny in Longacre (or IASiCheliax) sounds like it could be fun.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
We get toads after it rains. They're probably hiding underground most of the time :)

No, the rain releases petrichor in the air, which activates the thumpers, which calls in the Slaad-Hulud. The Chaos must flow!


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Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

I can't sleep, very worried about Stuff

anxiety is strange, it puts you between a rock and a hard place. Can't do what you're stressed out about, but can't not do it either, and so you feel paralyzed.

It's no wonder why I lose myself in sedating habits that prevent me from feeling the anxiety that I'm feeling at any given moment.

Perhaps it would alleviate your anxiety, if but momentarily, by listening to a chorus of rubber ducks express their collective deep existential anguish? (be sure to turn the sound on) :)

I hope your anxiety and worries ease up soon.


Jason Dandy wrote:
when i grow up, i want to be a werecabbage.

Werecabbages have nightmares about me.


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GM_Solspiral wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:

The King In Yellow.

But with, like, magic items.

Yes he is super sneaky and shows up everywhere

[Rust Cole voice] Thang about the Superstar competition is that we're all just on this rock spinning and orbiting around an insignificant orb of fire. Gosh I like Lincolns. [/Rust Cole voice]

{side-eyes little GM_Solspiral figure made from a Mountain Dew can} Great, now I'm hearing voices.


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James Jacobs wrote:
Misroi wrote:
Will we be headed to Carcosa at some point in this adventure? Or, more accurately, is Carcosa coming for us?

Spoiler:
Yes.

To both questions.

Damn. I guess I better find Marty.


Lord Snow wrote:
Hama wrote:
Shia is a pretty damn good actor. He just has a bad rep.
I'm uncomfortable with a cannibal participating in the Star Wars movies. What kind of message does that send to the audience?

Now I want to see Shia LaBeouf guest star in the new Ash vs. Evil Dead series.


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Rawr! wrote:
I M Weasel wrote:
Rawr! wrote:

I need to drive to San Antonio, rip some faces off, and then go say hi to Mairkurion.

Hopefully, I won't get arrested.

Why would you get arrested for saying hi to Mairkurion? Is it illegal in his neck of the woods for members of the mustelidae family to speak? If so, I M never going there. Wherever it is.
Well, it's the restraining order...

I think that mummy and Colossal undead amphisbaena you left outside of Galveston might also have something to do with the locals' resistance to your return.


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina “Everyone is Tim Curry” describes one of my most frequently reoccurring dreams. And nightmares.

I hereby nominate Curryquake to be made into a SyFy event movie.


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Carcosa? Leng?


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Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
NOW I am ready, checked in and everything.
you mean... I'm not at paizocon? Whose bag did I sneak into then?!
*reads the tag on the bag* "Dr. Stephen Shoppemeier, climatologist, flight to McMurdo Base, Antarctica. Planned return flight October 2015"

Say hi to MacReady and don't befriend any stray sled dogs.


Damn, I musta done more drugs than I thought.


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Kajehase wrote:
Man I wish they sold 1-1/2 deciliter cartons of cream instead of at the smallest, 2-1/2.

You should just mix up any remaining cream with equal parts Nutella and espresso powder. Shake well and chug it straight... about two minutes later, you'll be able to see Time just outside your peripheral vision.


Are we all being filmed driving across God's Country in a surprising affordable American-built luxury car... or is it just me?


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Icyshadow wrote:
I wonder why I keep waking up before my alarm clock. It's messing with my sleep cycle.

{powers up foil-lined colander of conspiracy penetration} Alarm clocks are CR 1/8 modron minions with psionic sleep-disrupting powers. Wake up, sheeple!


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{hallucinates everything exactly the same as it is in reality}


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David knott 242 wrote:

If you can put him in orbit around a singularity, then you most likely have the firepower to make yourself dictator of the entire planet (with the threat of obliterating any nation that does not surrender to you).

"Conquering is easy compared to holding the conquest." - Niccolo Slaadiavelli


David knott 242 wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Maybe he (Jango Dingo) could have a fast-grown clone (Boba Dingo) of himself grown and decanted here on American soil? You'll have to demonstrate better marksmanship skills that traditional Stormtroopers, however, or you'll never get the important NRA endorsement.

There is also the age requirement -- so you have a minimum of 35 years to wait after your clone is born.

Nah, we'll just stick him on board the U.S.S. McConaughey and let it orbit in a flat circle around a singularity until he's relatively old enough.


Kajehase wrote:
Mind you, be careful or it'll turn into biker-thug territory, and that's just all kinds of bother.

You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Techno Viking who instructed me.


DominusMegadeus wrote:

I envision a stoner Paladin who, yes, can really stop anytime he wants to, he just doesn't want to.

"It's all natural, man. Abadar is a bro, why can't you be?"

Or a paladin growing emotionally distant from his/her deity and humanity, and just needs a little something to dull the emptiness enough to get though the day.

Or a cleric that went deep undercover in a drug cartel(s).

Or a druid seeking deeper understanding through glimpses at the unseen interlocking chaos and order just behind perception.

"Yeah, back then, the visions, yeah most of the time I was convinced... S&!%... I'd lost it. But there were other times... I thought I was mainlining the secret truth of the universe."


Sometimes you got to go back... to actually move forward. I don't mean going back to reminisce or chase ghosts. I mean going back to see where you came from... where you've been, how you got here... to see where you're going.

I know there are those that say you can't go back... Yes you can... You just have to look in the right place. {jumps over a Lincoln on water-skies}

Damn Marty, I just hallucinated I was in a car commercial.


Damn Marty, I think I just spotted the green-eared spaghetti monster. Or I'm having chemical flashbacks again.


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Gnomeland Security Enforcer wrote:
I was just doing my daily inspection of another forum segment when I witnessed an unauthorized summoning of a goblinoid, followed by the appearance of ANOTHER goblinoid!...

Yeah, back then, the visions, yeah most of the time I was convinced... S##@... I'd lost it. But there were other times... I thought I was mainlining the secret truth of the universe.

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