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Is this what you wanted Tacticslion, are you not entertained!

Unless I get ninja'd.

Nope, not ninja'd.

Might as well make it a naked smurf birthday suit.


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How about smurf, eh?

EDIT: Blast. What we want is a reliable Smurfette code, but will paizo.com give it to us? NO.


Internet. Not working well today. Suck.

a EDIT: CY: uh, sure! Why not!


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This song will make you cry about Fallout 4.


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My gf has introduced me to Oregano's Pizza Bistro, and their amazing cookie dessert -- a big half-baked cookie with ice cream on top. I am not a cookie guy, not at all. There are a thousand things I would prefer to most cookies. But oh my gawd, these things are amazing!

What I want to know is: Why is this not the standard way of eating cookies!?

Grand Lodge

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11 hours delving the Tomb of the Iron Medusa. Hell of a module.


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I demand a Kitchen of the Iron Chef module! The final boss fight could be against Mark Dacascos and Takeshi Kaga!

I would have said the final fight was against Alton Brown, but, as we all know, Alton Brown is invincible.


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Last week, Crane clan warrior challenges my ninja to a duel. Says "do you want to SEE what use I am?" or something along those lines.

This week, my Scorpion clan ninja discovers gaijin drugs in a building owned by the Crane clan player. He is being framed. He is a PC so I steal the drugs to eliminate evidence towards him, and in character plan to use it to blackmail him to my service. I of course don't want to be seen publicly with it so I pass the drugs to the Mantis clan player I have arranged an alliance with earlier. He plants the drugs in the Crane clan member's room in the imperial spring palace (he's engaged to the emperor's cousin). The other player, an imperial courtier, forges documentation saying the crane warrior's father is a drug lord. (Courtier was boning his woman.)

Seeing crane clan in a cage hung 50ft up for his crime awaiting execution, I yell out, "NOW I want to see what use you are!"

I then laughed, told him "I can swim, Crane," and ate crunchy nuts (as a popcorn replace) while I watched his arranged marriage just before his execution.

(I can swim is the scorpion motto in response to the tale of the scorpion and the frog...scorpion asks for a ride, frog is scared, scorpion says if I kill you we both die, halfway scorpion stabs frog, frog says we both die now, scorpion says but frog I can swim.)

I was the only one who didn't actually frame him, but I was danged if I wasn't going to laugh at the fact he was and join in after.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

Last week, Crane clan warrior challenges my ninja to a duel. Says "do you want to SEE what use I am?" or something along those lines.

This week, my Scorpion clan ninja discovers gaijin drugs in a building owned by the Crane clan player. He is being framed. He is a PC so I steal the drugs to eliminate evidence towards him, and in character plan to use it to blackmail him to my service. I of course don't want to be seen publicly with it so I pass the drugs to the Mantis clan player I have arranged an alliance with earlier. He plants the drugs in the Crane clan member's room in the imperial spring palace (he's engaged to the emperor's cousin). The other player, an imperial courtier, forges documentation saying the crane warrior's father is a drug lord. (Courtier was boning his woman.)

Seeing crane clan in a cage hung 50ft up for his crime awaiting execution, I yell out, "NOW I want to see what use you are!"

I then laughed, told him "I can swim, Crane," and ate crunchy nuts (as a popcorn replace) while I watched his arranged marriage just before his execution.

(I can swim is the scorpion motto in response to the tale of the scorpion and the frog...scorpion asks for a ride, frog is scared, scorpion says if I kill you we both die, halfway scorpion stabs frog, frog says we both die now, scorpion says but frog I can swim.)

I was the only one who didn't actually frame him, but I was danged if I wasn't going to laugh at the fact he was and join in after.

nice. Very nice.


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Okay. Day 3 is underway. Let's sell some shirts.

I have developed an awful cough and my voice is raspy. Not the best for this front line person interaction but what choice do I have?


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Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:

Last week, Crane clan warrior challenges my ninja to a duel. Says "do you want to SEE what use I am?" or something along those lines.

This week, my Scorpion clan ninja discovers gaijin drugs in a building owned by the Crane clan player. He is being framed. He is a PC so I steal the drugs to eliminate evidence towards him, and in character plan to use it to blackmail him to my service. I of course don't want to be seen publicly with it so I pass the drugs to the Mantis clan player I have arranged an alliance with earlier. He plants the drugs in the Crane clan member's room in the imperial spring palace (he's engaged to the emperor's cousin). The other player, an imperial courtier, forges documentation saying the crane warrior's father is a drug lord. (Courtier was boning his woman.)

Seeing crane clan in a cage hung 50ft up for his crime awaiting execution, I yell out, "NOW I want to see what use you are!"

I then laughed, told him "I can swim, Crane," and ate crunchy nuts (as a popcorn replace) while I watched his arranged marriage just before his execution.

(I can swim is the scorpion motto in response to the tale of the scorpion and the frog...scorpion asks for a ride, frog is scared, scorpion says if I kill you we both die, halfway scorpion stabs frog, frog says we both die now, scorpion says but frog I can swim.)

I was the only one who didn't actually frame him, but I was danged if I wasn't going to laugh at the fact he was and join in after.

nice. Very nice.

Uh, FH, I'm pretty sure that's that's the opposite of "nice" - do we need to go through our Elmo Opposite book with you?


Freehold DM wrote:

Okay. Day 3 is underway. Let's sell some shirts.

I have developed an awful cough and my voice is raspy. Not the best for this front line person interaction but what choice do I have?

Hot soup and some cough drops, maybe?


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Watching Ghost Rider.

Silver Crusade

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
11 hours delving the Tomb of the Iron Medusa. Hell of a module.

I ran our group through that one it is pretty awesome. I did change the final level a bit as I found it incredibly stupid to have baddies sitting in rooms waiting for PC's to stomp them. Instead I did alot of hit and run.


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Not watching Ghost Rider.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:

Last week, Crane clan warrior challenges my ninja to a duel. Says "do you want to SEE what use I am?" or something along those lines.

This week, my Scorpion clan ninja discovers gaijin drugs in a building owned by the Crane clan player. He is being framed. He is a PC so I steal the drugs to eliminate evidence towards him, and in character plan to use it to blackmail him to my service. I of course don't want to be seen publicly with it so I pass the drugs to the Mantis clan player I have arranged an alliance with earlier. He plants the drugs in the Crane clan member's room in the imperial spring palace (he's engaged to the emperor's cousin). The other player, an imperial courtier, forges documentation saying the crane warrior's father is a drug lord. (Courtier was boning his woman.)

Seeing crane clan in a cage hung 50ft up for his crime awaiting execution, I yell out, "NOW I want to see what use you are!"

I then laughed, told him "I can swim, Crane," and ate crunchy nuts (as a popcorn replace) while I watched his arranged marriage just before his execution.

(I can swim is the scorpion motto in response to the tale of the scorpion and the frog...scorpion asks for a ride, frog is scared, scorpion says if I kill you we both die, halfway scorpion stabs frog, frog says we both die now, scorpion says but frog I can swim.)

I was the only one who didn't actually frame him, but I was danged if I wasn't going to laugh at the fact he was and join in after.

nice. Very nice.
Uh, FH, I'm pretty sure that's that's the opposite of "nice" - do we need to go through our Elmo Opposite book with you?

it is nice compared to what I would do as a loyal servant of Daigotsu Kanpeki-sama. At least before the property was sold and anti spider fans started being ugly.


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I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

Grand Lodge

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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Instead I did alot of hit and run.

That probably would have gone badly against our group, even if we weren't in PFS mode. My Life Oracle might have used Chains of Light more, and the archer Ranger with FE: Evil Outsider would have done a lot of damage very quickly instead of becoming a statue.


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Merekh Ren, a ghost investigator.


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The Doomkitten wrote:

I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

~laughter~ The Fallout universe doesn't end until 2077. You have plenty of time.


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Or are you scared of our alien overlords? A little bit of genetic tinkering will not hurt anyone.


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Ah, that's right. Ever since I woke up with a metal arm I've been kinda paranoid.


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~skitters around looking for prey~


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~burrows into the ground after finding no prey, waiting for some fresh meat~


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Meow!


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The Doomkitten wrote:

I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

Wait, when did you become a Floridian?! Are the stirges now spreading "infectious Floridian-ess" with their Zika bite?!


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Babou wrote:
Meow!

Sepentine, Babou! SERPENTINE!


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Watch out boys, he's corpuscular!


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Meow!


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Cohle Slaad wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

Wait, when did you become a Floridian?! Are the stirges now spreading "infectious Floridian-ess" with their Zika bite?!

Floridians don't wear hoodies...especially not in August. This is not one of OUR crazies...not that we're lacking any...


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Babou wrote:
Meow!

*squeals in absolute delight* Babou is here! Someone get Lana and the baby and a camera!


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It's chilly enough tonight to wear thermals and a long sleeved shirt. >:-(


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Cohle Slaad wrote:
The Doomkitten wrote:

I've fallen into the habit of sleeping with a hoodie on, fully clothed, with boots on, my phone, charger, and wallet in pockets, and a crowbar nearby and fully-stocked survival backpack nearby.

I honestly don't know how this happened.

Wait, when did you become a Floridian?! Are the stirges now spreading "infectious Floridian-ess" with their Zika bite?!
Floridians don't wear hoodies...especially not in August. This is not one of OUR crazies...not that we're lacking any...

{goes to closet, rotates hoodies to "Only Wear When Out of Other Clean Laundry" section, starts googling "typical Floridian apparel"}


Typical. Fixed internet now that the Internet is not only technically and functionally, but also genuinely over as well.

Staying up to monitor a kidlet with upset tummy isn't fun: he's not going into school in the morning. We'll see about after that. If not, he'll be devastated to miss Taekwondo.


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Miss Taekwondo? That is one hell of a name. ...Sorry.


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'Devastating' Miss Taekwondo is even better.

EDIT: There's a super-glam Monk archetype for you, right there.


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Boy, the majority of people that post in the movie threads really must just have axes to grind.

Batman vs Superman isn't that bad, so far.

edit: Of course after attempting to watch Ghost Rider i suppose any movie will seem spectacular. "You mean they're not trying to make us believe Selena Gomez and Nicholas Cage are the same age" Adam West as Satan was spot on casting though.


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*fails fortitude save for making new alias*


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Limeylongears wrote:

'Devastating' Miss Taekwondo is even better.

EDIT: There's a super-glam Monk archetype for you, right there.

That's what Kermey said! i wonder where he went to, i haven't seen him since our last lesson...

Because whenever she instructs Kermit in martial arts, she inevitably blasts him off screen, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and The Swedish chef were my favorites on that show, haven't watched the new version, i hear they're all a~**~#%s now.


Sigh.

Ol' Remiable, this here intranets, an' FaWtLs, an' Captain Yesterwhatevers.


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Tacticslion wrote:

Typical. Fixed internet now that the Internet is not only technically and functionally, but also genuinely over as well.

Staying up to monitor a kidlet with upset tummy isn't fun: he's not going into school in the morning. We'll see about after that. If not, he'll be devastated to miss Taekwondo.

Feed him Yogurt! His stomach might just need more cultures is all.

Also stomach aches tend to wrap up quickly in little ones, hopefully he gets better in time to school the Taekwondo class. :-)


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*fails fortitude save for making new alias*

I'm, no offense, my friend, but if that's how it works, your fortitude save must really, really suck. I think you may need to see a doctor, stop being a hippie, and start eating meat. Also less brute squadding it and more more "take care of yourself"-ing it... Also get rid of your "roll twelve times and take the worst" curse. You know, 'cause statistically speaking, no matter how low your Con, you gotta roll 20s sometimes...


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It should probably be reflex... I was trying not to be cliche and list Will, but i see now why they only have three saves, they love cliches. where's my save against spells, and spell like abilities, or poison... man, do i not miss THAC0.


AMEN

Silver Crusade

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Bring back the Rods, Staves, and Wands saving throw!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Bring back the Rods, Staves, and Wands saving throw!

:/


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They might need to modernize it.

How about Rod, Staff, Wands, and Phallic Corkscrews.


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Oh, sorry, getting into the spirit of things...

*ahem*

*ah-heh-hem*

"Saves for every score! Exp cost and Con lost on each magic item made! 'Magic users' and 'thieves' and 'fighting men' are all the classes we need! Different XP tracks for different classes! Non-weapon profociencies are optional rules and you'll thank me, your GM, for the privilege! HP stops scaling! Nonhumans are really "demi" humans (as in "less than") 'cause humans are the best! Suck on that implied fantasy racism! Interrupted spells! No control over magic loot at all! Whatever I or magic number generator gives you... PLUS monsters that require loot of specific value or greater to be able to face at all, which can also come up randomly, meaning it's easily possible (if unlikely and stupid) to have entire dungeons of all golems and no way of fighting them! Ever! Except on the other side of the golems! That you can't get around! Bring it aaaaaaaaallllll into PF! YYYYEEEEEESSSSSS~!"

D... did I do it right?


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I get to go to the other side of town to find a Dipper hat at the Mall.

The upside, if I go between rush hours it'll only take a half hour to drive there.

The downside, I hate malls, every single one.


captain yesterday wrote:

They might need to modernize it.

How about Rod, Staff, Wands, and Phallic Corkscrews.

No.

(You're thinking "Internet.")

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