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It's not that kind of pool.


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Captain Yesterday's Phone wrote:
Drejk wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!
Let's ditch him.

Yeah, I agree, he's just holding me back.


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Apparently, I also got sunburned.

Although, I don't see it.


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Are y'all sayin' I can be edumacated, like one of them fancy city skeletons.


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I remember having flesh...


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Rattles ghostly chains.


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Now you tell me!


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I've been outside all morning and I'm just fine.


Can I have it back now.


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It's all pun and games until someone gets hurt.

Does it seem drafty in here....


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Watch out for the countermeasures in the kitchen, that cat isn't f%!$ing around.


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The kidney is only the beginning...


Wimps!

I went up to a moose just yesterday, and I'm doing great!


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Did I say something wrong.


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
InVinoVeritas wrote:
What's the advice for them?
What advice do they need? "Try to not die"?

It might've helped.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
What's your feelings on sriracha sauce? (For as many aliases as will answer.)

I can't say I'd recommend it as Sun tan lotion, that's for sure.


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The Doomkitten wrote:
Dry ice is really, really cool.

Don't use it as a body rub


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The Mountain Lion wasn't bad, it's the Bear you gotta watch out for, and don't get me started on the buzzards, damn savages!


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I cooked Bacon naked, once.

Cant you tell:-)


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Good luck getting my blood, as you can see I've taken precautions to prevent that, I might need to rethink my methods in the future however.


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Don't pick door number 3

I did.


Limeylongears wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I am testing something stupid again!
But I don't want to be tested!

I Did and I haven't felt better!

*sigh*

It happened again didn't it!

This is when the allergy to Sun screen really sucks!

Yes I'm really allergic to Sun screen, it sucks :-)


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What are you doing man! You can't throw pejorative terms around all Willy nilly with your clothes on!

Look what he did to me!


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Sharoth wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Shoots down Captain Yesterday's drone.

Dang kids!

Good for him.

Oh harr harr, big laugh!

Now how am I supposed to infiltrate Joss Whedon's estate!


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... trust me, keep the nanosuit....


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Is this viscera starting to smell?

I'm also beginning to regret being an extra for the sand storm scene in the new Mad Max: F#$@ing A right!....


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Yeah, listen to him, I had to learn the hard way...


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I've found a good scouring Sand Blast cleans best:-)