Captain Yesterday's Skeleton's page

How much extra-nekkid do you have to get at the top of the 5000th FaWtL page?

Damn it, I missed it!!

Hmm, suddenly I have flayer's remorse.

It's not that kind of pool.

Drejk wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

Let's ditch him.

Yeah, I agree, he's just holding me back.

Apparently, I also got sunburned.

Although, I don't see it.

Are y'all sayin' I can be edumacated, like one of them fancy city skeletons.

I remember having flesh...

Rattles ghostly chains.

Now you tell me!

I've been outside all morning and I'm just fine.

Can I have it back now.

It's all pun and games until someone gets hurt.

Does it seem drafty in here....

Watch out for the countermeasures in the kitchen, that cat isn't f@*%ing around.

The kidney is only the beginning...

Wimps!

I went up to a moose just yesterday, and I'm doing great!

Did I say something wrong.

InVinoVeritas wrote:

What's the advice for them?

What advice do they need? "Try to not die"?

It might've helped.

What's your feelings on sriracha sauce? (For as many aliases as will answer.)

I can't say I'd recommend it as Sun tan lotion, that's for sure.

Dry ice is really, really cool.

Don't use it as a body rub

The Mountain Lion wasn't bad, it's the Bear you gotta watch out for, and don't get me started on the buzzards, damn savages!

I cooked Bacon naked, once.

Cant you tell:-)

Good luck getting my blood, as you can see I've taken precautions to prevent that, I might need to rethink my methods in the future however.

Don't pick door number 3

I did.

Gary Teter wrote:

I am testing something stupid again!

But I don't want to be tested!

I Did and I haven't felt better!

*sigh*

It happened again didn't it!

This is when the allergy to Sun screen really sucks!

Yes I'm really allergic to Sun screen, it sucks :-)

What are you doing man! You can't throw pejorative terms around all Willy nilly with your clothes on!

Look what he did to me!

NobodysHome wrote:

Shoots down Captain Yesterday's drone.

Dang kids!

Good for him.

Oh harr harr, big laugh!

Now how am I supposed to infiltrate Joss Whedon's estate!

... trust me, keep the nanosuit....

Is this viscera starting to smell?

I'm also beginning to regret being an extra for the sand storm scene in the new Mad Max: F*&!ing A right!....

Yeah, listen to him, I had to learn the hard way...

I've found a good scouring Sand Blast cleans best:-)