Deep 6 FaWtL

[The Game Hamster]

NobodysHome wrote:

Linky Longears wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Why am I getting suggested videos on Facebook from 'Torah In A Minute' warning me not to play with myself, featuring nuggets of Rabbinical wisdom interspersed with late '80s heavy metal graphics?

Can you provide links?

This sounds hilarious.

U wanna linky, call the Longears

So I watched it... waiting for a punchline...

The fact that it was serious was seriously depressing.

** spoiler omitted **

Yes...

This was what I took away from it too...
Yeah... That...

Spoiler:

There are some weird beliefs out there. I could go on a rant about the (single) verse (passage maybe?) of the Bible that actually discusses the topic... But I won't. Suffice it is to say, the dude got killed, not because he spilled his seed, but because of why he did it...

Edit:
I... Don't know how to feel about this post being at the top of the page... it is both apropos and yet... not.

[NobodysHome]

So, maybe only Punniculus can answer this:

VERY fowl:

If a bear f***s an owl, isn't there necessarily going to be spillage?

And if so, is it a sin?

I blame Freehold and Limey entirely for this conversation.

[Tacticslion]

Yes: but not because of the spilled seed. (It's because of the dead owl.)

[Freehold DM]

Spoiler:

Yes. The owl is into that and finds it hot. The bear will not kill the owl as it is skilled in interspecies carnal activities.

[captain yesterday]

Owls, while cute and adorable are merciless killers.

I'd be more afraid for the bear.

If the owl weren't into it, which it is.

[lisamarlene]

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

[Freehold DM]

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

I.

Am.
Confused.

[NobodysHome]

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

Whelp, I read that as, "Some Saturday soon, NobodysHome has to take lisamarlene to the Royal Cafe."

No problemo!

[Freehold DM]

NobodysHome wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

Whelp, I read that as, "Some Saturday soon, NobodysHome has to take lisamarlene to the Royal Cafe."

No problemo!

confusedly throws chocolate cake at NobodysHome, looks up Royal Cafe reviews on yelp

[captain yesterday]

Taking the dog for his night walk.

My back is improving, just some residual tightness and a bit of pain if I bend a certain way.

[Tequila Sunrise]

Drejk wrote:

Urgh. Rainy night is followed by rainy morning... Don't want to go to work today...

*Gazes longingly toward Drejk's neck of the woods*

(Wherever that may be?)

[Sharoth]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Hmm your probably right she would feed me. It would probably be yummy too.

What would she feed you to?

[lisamarlene]

NobodysHome wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

Whelp, I read that as, "Some Saturday soon, NobodysHome has to take lisamarlene to the Royal Cafe."

No problemo!

I happily accept offers of brunch from married men. Just ask The Russian. Brunch is not breakfast.

[lisamarlene]

Freehold DM wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

So... lisamarlene lives nearby, so I cannot completely deny someone possibly eating a brat for breakfast.

Otherwise, no cows or cheeseheads visible at the moment...

I.

Don't.
Do.
Breakfast.

I.

Am.
Confused.

Breakfast is utilitarian, depressing, and pointless. Any decent breakfast food takes too much time to be efficient and only inefficient breakfast foods are tasty. So I don't waste my time eating breakfast.

[captain yesterday]

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh your one of those people? :P

[Drejk]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Urgh. Rainy night is followed by rainy morning... Don't want to go to work today...

*Gazes longingly toward Drejk's neck of the woods*

(Wherever that may be?)

Some hour of walk from a Grave and two hours of walk from an actual dragon cave.

Spoiler:

Nearby village that was grown over by the city was named "Mogiła", literally meaning Grave, to commemorate Wanda's kurgan kurhan.

[Drejk]

captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

[Punniculus]

Nina, Kileanna's Familiar wrote:

*Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear*

*Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery*

*grabs tiny owlbear*

HUZZAH! An owlbear of my very own! Good job, Nina. Here, have a tasty mouse snack.

*holds out a live mouse for the owl*

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Whew I'm glad that problem took care of itself not that it wasn't a Hoot! cause it wasn't...

[Punniculus]

NobodysHome wrote:

So, maybe only Punniculus can answer this:

** spoiler omitted **
I blame Freehold and Limey entirely for this conversation.

Depends on the owl.

[gran rey de los mono]

Can we petition Facebook to change the way relationship status updates work? I think that if you change it more than three times in a week it should automatically change to "Unstable".

[Punniculus]

Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:

Whew I'm glad that problem took care of itself not that it wasn't a Hoot! cause it wasn't...

*looks at Un-Bear-able, then at baby owlbear, back to Un-Bear-able*

I don't know. The little one kinda looks like you. Maybe it's the ruff.

[gran rey de los mono]

I couldn't remember the French word for "strawberry", so I looked it up in a fraise book.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Paws that thought for one second.

ninja vanish!!

*clumsily runs away*

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm supposed to start GMing Giantslayer tomorrow, and the last I heard the party is going to consist of:
A Bard
3 Fighters (1 of whom will only be there every other week)
A Samurai (who will probably miss the first 6 weeks)
A Cavalier (who said she might do some kind of healer-y thing instead)
And 1 undeclared (I expect her to play a Rogue, she has the last two campaigns, but I'm also expecting her to show up with nothing and say "Why didn't x make me a character? He has for the last two campaigns." The reason is that x said he wasn't going to do that anymore.)

Hope that they don't need too much spellcasting ability.

[Vidmaster7]

the bard is gonna be working over time.

[Nina, Kileanna's Familiar]

Punniculus wrote:

Nina, Kileanna's Familiar wrote:

*Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear*

*Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery*

*grabs tiny owlbear*

HUZZAH! An owlbear of my very own! Good job, Nina. Here, have a tasty mouse snack.

*holds out a live mouse for the owl*

*Realizes he is holding TGH*

*Grabs his books*
*Lets him live*

[Kileanna]

By the way, she swears the baby is adopted.
But I can see the resemblance,so I'm not sure...

[Captain Yesterday's Phone]

Drejk wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

Let's ditch him.

[Captain Yesterday's Skeleton]

Captain Yesterday's Phone wrote:

Drejk wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

Let's ditch him.

Yeah, I agree, he's just holding me back.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

*Is still clumsily running away*

That was clawse.. *heavy breathing* had to take..flight...

[gran rey de los mono]

We just had a person come up to the desk and ask if there was any way we could just give her bonus points for the reward program. No. We're not going to just give you points. You want more points? REALLY want more points? I'll raise your rate. That will get you more points.

I doubt she would have gone for that.

[Vidmaster7]

you don't work at a Hilton property do you?

[gran rey de los mono]

No, Marriott.

[Kileanna]

Captain Yesterday's Skeleton wrote:

Captain Yesterday's Phone wrote:

Drejk wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

Let's ditch him.

Yeah, I agree, he's just holding me back.

I am usually cheerful in the morning too. Not this morning because of some combination of working two consecutive nights with having an amateur carpenter as a neighbor.

But usually I am more cheerful and energetic in the morning. Then the energy wears off as the day goes by.

[Vidmaster7]

I've been getting worn too so far I've had 1 off day this month and I'm not happy about it.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

No, Marriott.

Ah the competition. well not my competition but I think they are suppose to be one of the more upscale chains.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

No, Marriott.

Ah the competition. well not my competition but I think they are suppose to be one of the more upscale chains.

They're better than some, not as good as others. I've worked at 2 Marriott properties, 2 Choice properties, and 1 Ramada. The Marriotts have been better than the others.

[Limeylongears]

NobodysHome wrote:

So, maybe only Punniculus can answer this:

** spoiler omitted **
I blame Freehold and Limey entirely for this conversation.

I didn't think, theologically speaking, that bears, owls or any other non human species could sin, but I hear the sound of flaming bicycles revving up, so I'll shut up now.

[gran rey de los mono]

Look, if we're going to anthropomorphize them, then we can anthroporeligousize them too.

[Vidmaster7]

I'm quite sure you made that last word up.

[gran rey de los mono]

Yes. "Too" is not a real word.

[Vidmaster7]

Well this is what I get for not specifying.

[The Game Hamster]

No, you technically did specify.

[Vid's Inner Ninja]

I'll help you out this ONE time

*grabs vidmaster7*

*vanishes with them both*

[The Game Hamster]

A ninja!
Quick! See if he can actually do Naruto stuff, and if he can, wonder why japan lost WWII.

[Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism]

Another beautiful 80 degree day with nary a cloud around.

[Tacticslion]

We have POWER~!!

... now les pray for those who do not!

[Cliche British Guy Sipping Tea]

Indeed!