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Make him stop, please.


Somebody used google!


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Breathe. Sunflower. Rainbow. Three to the right, four to the left. 450.

Breathe. Sunflower. Rainbow. Three to the right, four to the left. 450...


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
Look. I'm thumb typing. Things happen. Ask the cap's phone.

Sits rocking in a corner.

Breathe. Sunflower. Rainbow. Three to the right, four to the left. 450.

Breathe. Sunflower. Rainbow. Three to the right, four to the left. 450...


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captain yesterday wrote:

My phone collapsed the playtest forums for me.

How considerate.

Not everything is about you.


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Begins fantasizing of different ways to distract captain yesterday when he is walking in traffic.


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Drejk wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I like breakfast.

But then I'm also obnoxiously cheerful in the morning.

*to others* Why do we keep hanging out with that weirdo? It's unnatural!

Let's ditch him.


Skeld wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Sneaks into Skeld's house for a shower.

Anyone want the webcam address for this show?

-Skeld

Yes.


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Gorbacz wrote:
I have one, and it's my phone's autocorrect.

Typical. Blame the phone.


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help me!


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Cap'n Yesterday's Rearview Mirror wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
Hey Cpt Yesterday, could you walk over to the mirror and ask the guy there "what the hell, dude? why the salt? did somebody drive your hamster over or what?".
All he does is make faces at me and laugh at my penis.

Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha.

It's not so much the shape, as what he does with it.

You should see the pictures he takes!!

Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha.


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Did it hurt when the ugly stick hit you in the face.

Or are so used to it you don't notice anymore.


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Did you have to train your gag reflex so you wouldn't throw up every time you looked in the mirror.

Or are you really that delusional.


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First question. How dare you?

Follow up question: I know what you did last summer.


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Seriously, you need to get a life!


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He's lying.


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I think the warm weather is making him delusional, he'll figure it out... eventually.


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F@!+ you too captain! At least I know how to put caps in a name!


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He's lying, he doesn't feel lucky at all.


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Funny, that's the exact same thing Captain Yesterday's wife said.


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"If course!" Ha! What a schmuck! Where's your "case of the Mondays!" now a&$~$%*!


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I wish I could die.

help me!


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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays! ^-^


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ROTFL!!!!!!

It's true!!

wipes away tears of joy.


He's lying.


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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.


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He's lying.


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Ha! Got you again! A~$+%%+!


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Help me!


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Ha! Stupid a&$*@!~!


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Nothing at all.

Unrelated, here's something distracting to do while you cross the busy intersection.


Any that Captain Yesterday happens to discover after getting jacked up on morning coffee.

Trust me, that guy's an a#@&#$!.


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begins inching towards microwave

Oh no, not again!!!


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Merde brained a+&&!&$.


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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!


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Yup, he's boned.


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Ha! You stupid a%+&&%*!

Vengeance is mine!


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You should see what he's done to my spell check. I... I'm so confused, I don't know what's what anymore! I'm not even sure if I can spell Brut correctly!

begins sobbing


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Oh sure blame the phone.

Typical.


You should see what this a#~%~++ has done to my auto correct, I'll never be the f~**ing same again!


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
How is a land kraken not a thing?

Are you sure they don't? they do love ambush predators! i'll check Mummy's Mask, Iron Gods has the Ghelarn which is a desert ambush predator, i actually almost wiped out a fully stocked party with one of those, knocked my dwarven oracle into negative hit points, while he was healing in combat *gasp*


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Typical.

Always blame the phone.


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Sorry!

He meant to say woodchipper and I changed it, in my defense tho you should see the s!%% he makes me type, real grade A crap!


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We only except judgements from Krypton courts, and since we took care of that problem....

Although if you really want to talk it over I have a Vogon fleet on stand by, just ready to recite poetry for the masses :-)


So much!!!


Ha! I made you say Y'all! Auto correct strikes again!


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captain yesterday wrote:
stupid phone thinks all i says is s@#&!!

A-yup!


F~&! you a*&!*##! Keep it up!


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Admiral Day-Before-Yesterday wrote:
Anything Captain Yesterday says.

yeah don't get me started on that a*@&!~&, he just better hope I don't decide to write a book...


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Is this a contest who can be the greatest evil overlord?

I'm game

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