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*is undressed, because it's bedtime* Snowing here in Pittsburgh. NYC should have snow by morning. Freehold will be happy.


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And with that, welcome to my post #1500. :) An empty post is discouraged, so let me say:

Feeling tired now, going to bed. Good night everyone.


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I have a vivid stink-memory of the back of a cheesy gold and maroon Ford Huntsman estate, filled with three sweaty and lentil-fed small children, one of whom was me, probably reading a Fighting Fantasy gamebook, when we weren't being dragooned into singing folk songs. No Bibles on long journeys for us!


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

I likes my Pauline epistles, chiefly. I Corinthians and Ephesians, especially.

Oh, and Hebrews. Still not 100% on who wrote that one, though.

We should migrate this to your thread, Tac, 'fore Freehold spills more salsa.

eats flaming tortilla chips, fires bikes dipped in salsa

Wait.. Somethings wrong this time around..


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John Napier 698 wrote:
*is undressed, because it's bedtime* Snowing here in Pittsburgh. NYC should have snow by morning. Freehold will be happy.

needs more snow.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:

I likes my Pauline epistles, chiefly. I Corinthians and Ephesians, especially.

Oh, and Hebrews. Still not 100% on who wrote that one, though.

We should migrate this to your thread, Tac, 'fore Freehold spills more salsa.

eats flaming tortilla chips, fires bikes dipped in salsa

Wait.. Somethings wrong this time around..

Tried to spare ya, dude. Sorry for your heartburn; the salsa's good, though!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
I remember those days.
Hahahah! Yeah...
once beat final fantasy legend 2/SaGa 2 on an airplane with little to no overhead lighting.

The Chosen One, you were!

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Tacticslion wrote:
So. Daggum. Happy.

I've had relationships shorter than that linked post.

Silver Crusade

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captain yesterday wrote:

It turns out homework might not be as important as they say.

Pea Bear, despite doing maybe 30% of her homework (and that might be generous) is getting mostly A's and B's.

Pea Bear sounds like me. I crammed all of my homework into homeroom and lunch periods. If I couldn't get it all done during school hours, it wasn't worth doing. (Exception being major projects and research papers.) I still graduated second in my high school class.

Silver Crusade

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Morning, all. What did I miss?

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Ancient Halfling Humor


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Ancient Halfling Humor

ROTFL!!!!

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John Napier 698 wrote:
And with that, welcome to my post #1500. :) An empty post is discouraged, so let me say:

Congratulations!

I always thought Captain with his many aliases would be high on the post count, but Freehold CRUSHES with his post count.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

It turns out homework might not be as important as they say.

Pea Bear, despite doing maybe 30% of her homework (and that might be generous) is getting mostly A's and B's.

Pea Bear sounds like me. I crammed all of my homework into homeroom and lunch periods. If I couldn't get it all done during school hours, it wasn't worth doing. (Exception being major projects and research papers.) I still graduated second in my high school class.

once I got to high school, much of my homework was done during free periods.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
And with that, welcome to my post #1500. :) An empty post is discouraged, so let me say:

Congratulations!

I always thought Captain with his many aliases would be high on the post count, but Freehold CRUSHES with his post count.

raises roof, post count


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

super flaming hot tortilla chips.

Ow.

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Speaking of aliases and counts, I always wondered if anyone would check out the 'about' page of this avatar.

It has gems like this dead ringer for the alias as well as this Welcome.

And free movies.


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Freehold has a good five years head start on me. :-)

Bet I have more posts by aliases though. :-)

Edit: 5,772 posts by aliases, without defaulting, all manually. :-)


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Seriously, you need to get a life!

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Still better tactics than some PFS players.


Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

super flaming hot tortilla chips.

Ow.

I much prefer "Mild" myself.

John Napier 698 wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Ha!

** spoiler omitted **

For me, it was the smell on the bus that made me ill. The buses that I had to ride in while in elementary school smelled like they were manufactured in a Union Carbide plant.
Limeylongears wrote:
I have a vivid stink-memory of the back of a cheesy gold and maroon Ford Huntsman estate, filled with three sweaty and lentil-fed small children, one of whom was me, probably reading a Fighting Fantasy gamebook, when we weren't being dragooned into singing folk songs. No Bibles on long journeys for us!

Oh, mercy, yes. The smell in the back of some cars is... rough, at best.

John Napier 698 wrote:

And with that, welcome to my post #1500. :) An empty post is discouraged, so let me say:

Feeling tired now, going to bed. Good night everyone.

Congratulations!

(I would not have considered that an empty post, by the way, but it's cool!)

baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
So. Daggum. Happy.
I've had relationships shorter than that linked post.

Worth every word. Toot-toot.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Ancient Halfling Humor

Man. Those Greeks. What a sense of Humor!


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Still better tactics than some PFS players.

Wolf pack tactics in action.


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Well, I've only been posting since September of last year, so 1500 posts in seven months is roughly two hundred a month.


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I'm at 1700 since 12 Feb 2015, or 68/month.


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*Gets dressed to go outside* Sunny right now. Last night's weather system is probably gone. Roads and sidewalks are clear, with roughly 4 inches of accumulation on the grass.


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I'm at 1700 since 12 Feb 2015, or 68/month.

No, I'm not inviting competition. :P


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
I'm at 1700 since 12 Feb 2015, or 68/month.
No, I'm not inviting competition. :P

Ain't none from my corner, chief! lol :D

"Not a battle I need worry with."


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Para Field Marshal Von Cheliax wrote:

Speaking of aliases and counts, I always wondered if anyone would check out the 'about' page of this avatar.

It has gems like this dead ringer for the alias as well as this Welcome.

And free movies.

Thanks for the indirect link to the site where I can watch more free anime. Don't have to rely solely on Crunchyroll now.


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OK. I've never experienced this before, but I have to admit, there are few things more annoying than an incompetent paper-pusher.

I turned in all my paperwork to be a driver for my school, and then got a call a week later from the person in charge of such paperwork:
Paper-Pusher: OK, everything looks like it's in order, except we're missing a few things.
NobodysHome: OK, shoot.
PP: Well, since this is your first time ever volunteering...
NH: What do you mean? I've been volunteering for years! I've been cleared to drive multiple times!
PP: Oh, OK. I guess that's OK then. But we need the original of your DMV record, and not just a printout of the web page.
NH: I gave you an original, stamped copy
PP: Oh, did you? Hmm. I guess you did. Well, next, we need your insurance information. We're missing the page on your liability limits...
NH: I turned those in, too...
PP: Oh, here they are. Well, then, the only outstanding issue is your car registration. It shows as being expired in January of 2017, so we'll need the updated registration.
NH: OK, I'll bring that in tomorrow...

And, sure enough, when I pulled the registration out of the car, I had indeed given them the current year's registration.

So she had EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER ON THE DESK IN FRONT OF HER, and yet called me to tell me they were all missing.

WTF? What the serious F?

I mean, I just can't comprehend that level of incompetence. I really can't.


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NobodysHome wrote:

OK. I've never experienced this before, but I have to admit, there are few things more annoying than an incompetent paper-pusher.

I turned in all my paperwork to be a driver for my school, and then got a call a week later from the person in charge of such paperwork:
Paper-Pusher: OK, everything looks like it's in order, except we're missing a few things.
NobodysHome: OK, shoot.
PP: Well, since this is your first time ever volunteering...
NH: What do you mean? I've been volunteering for years! I've been cleared to drive multiple times!
PP: Oh, OK. I guess that's OK then. But we need the original of your DMV record, and not just a printout of the web page.
NH: I gave you an original, stamped copy
PP: Oh, did you? Hmm. I guess you did. Well, next, we need your insurance information. We're missing the page on your liability limits...
NH: I turned those in, too...
PP: Oh, here they are. Well, then, the only outstanding issue is your car registration. It shows as being expired in January of 2017, so we'll need the updated registration.
NH: OK, I'll bring that in tomorrow...

And, sure enough, when I pulled the registration out of the car, I had indeed given them the current year's registration.

So she had EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER ON THE DESK IN FRONT OF HER, and yet called me to tell me they were all missing.

WTF? What the serious F?

I mean, I just can't comprehend that level of incompetence. I really can't.

I guess that some people, when they were handing out brains, heard "trains" and took a trip. :)


Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

454 grammes of Stilton, now down to approximately 200.


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NobodysHome wrote:

OK. I've never experienced this before, but I have to admit, there are few things more annoying than an incompetent paper-pusher.

I turned in all my paperwork to be a driver for my school, and then got a call a week later from the person in charge of such paperwork:
Paper-Pusher: OK, everything looks like it's in order, except we're missing a few things.
NobodysHome: OK, shoot.
PP: Well, since this is your first time ever volunteering...
NH: What do you mean? I've been volunteering for years! I've been cleared to drive multiple times!
PP: Oh, OK. I guess that's OK then. But we need the original of your DMV record, and not just a printout of the web page.
NH: I gave you an original, stamped copy
PP: Oh, did you? Hmm. I guess you did. Well, next, we need your insurance information. We're missing the page on your liability limits...
NH: I turned those in, too...
PP: Oh, here they are. Well, then, the only outstanding issue is your car registration. It shows as being expired in January of 2017, so we'll need the updated registration.
NH: OK, I'll bring that in tomorrow...

And, sure enough, when I pulled the registration out of the car, I had indeed given them the current year's registration.

So she had EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER ON THE DESK IN FRONT OF HER, and yet called me to tell me they were all missing.

WTF? What the serious F?

I mean, I just can't comprehend that level of incompetence. I really can't.

If you were in grade school, I'd say she has a crush on you.

As she is likely an adult though, I will simply reference...what is it called again, that tendency for people to get promoted until they attain a position they're fundamentally unqualified for..."her highest level of incompetence"?


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Yeah; as I said, it's just weird.

I can understand, "Hi! I'm reviewing your record and I notice that we don't have these fields populated in our system. Can you provide them for me?"

But, "Hi! You didn't give me this physical piece of paper. What's that? You did? Oh, you're right! Here it is right in front of me! Now, you didn't give me that physical piece of paper. What's that? You did? Oh, here it is!"

That's just beyond strange...


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This man has some skill.


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Sharoth wrote:
This man has some skill.

Those are pretty nice. I wonder if he does anything other than longswords?


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Talking weather in the Yesterday house.

Captain Yesterday: 1-2 inches of snow on Monday!

The General: Ugh, fine, whatever.

Captain Yesterday: But, 41 and 46 degrees by Thursday and Friday.

The General (sounding upbeat): That's better!

Captain Yesterday: with a chance of rain and snow.

The General: That doesn't help.


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Sharoth wrote:
This man has some skill.

daaaaaaamn


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So this just happened:

Hermione Crusher, age 5 3/4, playing the party's cleric:
"I wake up at dawn and perform my assassins."
Me: pause. pause some more. "Did you mean orisons?"
Her: "Yeah. That."


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Buffy turns 20.


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The adventures of Patrick and Ginger


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lisamarlene wrote:

So this just happened:

Hermione Crusher, age 5 3/4, playing the party's cleric:
"I wake up at dawn and perform my assassins."
Me: pause. pause some more. "Did you mean orisons?"
Her: "Yeah. That."

Ahh, children. :)


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Sharoth wrote:
Buffy turns 20.

I'll be releasing my 20th anniversary haterade soon.


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Sharoth wrote:
This man has some skill.

This is why I watch the "Forged in Fire" series on the Discovery Channel when I can. Or is it the History Channel?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Buffy turns 20.
I'll be releasing my 20th anniversary haterade soon.

Hey Freehold! Look! Y-Wings!


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Buffy turns 20.
I'll be releasing my 20th anniversary haterade soon.
Hey Freehold! Look! Y-Wings!

sips languidly

Beautiful.


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*Breathing through a mask* "All too easy."


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It just occurred to me that, outside of a Star Wars convention, the Paizo messageboards have the greatest concentration of people who could recite the dialogue of Classic Trilogy.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
It just occurred to me that, outside of a Star Wars convention, the Paizo messageboards have the greatest concentration of people who could recite the dialogue of Classic Trilogy.

It's a TRAP!!!


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“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

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